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masterofphantasy
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"one broke ass motherfucker"
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Favourites: 1105; Deviations: 146; Watchers: 37
Watching: 169; Pageviews: 15903; Comments Made: 4276; Friends: 169
# Comments
Comments: 470
Thanks so much for the fav on Kingdom Hearts, I really appreciate it
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Hello! 
Thank you for joining my anti-bullying group, . If you ever have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to contact me
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Hey!
I know you didn't do my contest, but please take 5 sec to vote if you can. A) I'd appreciate it and B) I want the voting to be fair.
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Thanks!!
~Princessblackeye
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I am doing a contest and there is only one entry so far! Please enter if you have the time!
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yes sir i am. I NEED SCISSORS! 62!
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no problem. makes it easier to keep in touch.
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I'M HERE! I GUESS... IT REALLY DEPENDS ON WHEN YOU SENT ME THIS MESSAGE!
BTW DESPITE POPULAR BELIEVE CAPS LOCK IS NOT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
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CAPS LOCK IS SO CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME.
AND I SENT THE MESSAGE ABOUT 8 MINUTES AGO.
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well then i'm at teh library.
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My phone got turned off.
If you want to see me you have to wander on over when you're at your dad's again, I suppose.
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oh bummer. that really blows. i guess the next time i go to my dad's i'll come visit.
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But you're a bigger butthead!
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my butt is smaller than yours!
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My butt is nicer than yours!
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you better put yo money where yo mouf is then and proove it cause my ass is made of sculpted marble!
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It's not always a good thing to have a rock hard ass.
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you say that now. i can crush walnuts with this thing. and that comes in handy.
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You need to crush walnuts often?
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among other things... it'll really come in handy ifi go to prison.
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I think that's the only time it'll come in handy. 'Cause I don't think anything will penetrate an ass that's as rock hard as marble.
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yea i'll crush theirt fuckin dicks.
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That'd be funny as hell to watch!!
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well you'll never get the chance.
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How do you know!?
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cause i ain't goin t jail fo nobody!
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Awww, pleaseee???
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I command it! And you're currently in Coriland, and I rule it! So hah! BOW DOWN TO ME BITCH.
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Notto me! Silly pants.
Pftt. To someone elseeeee.
Ive been dirnkin. Yay rummm. Yum yum.
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Now I have a bad rum hangover.
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haha serves you right for telling me to get ass raped!
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Naw, it was worth it. And I'm going to tell you to do it again!
So..go get ass raped!
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Jackass, you're in Coriland, and I rule there, and if I say you gotta get buttraped, then hell, you GOTTA. Or where you supposed to butt rape someone? Hell, you gotta do BOTH. Nigga.
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You're on a homotrain. And always have been.
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Really. Would I ever lie to you?? Serously?
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yes i think you would. but not about coriland. i have my own kingom too. it's surrounded my giant needles and bums to protect it from the aliens who want to butt prob my subjects.
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I would NEVER lie to you! Meany! You're not allowed to have your own kingdom. The law of Coriland is that no one else can have a kingdom. So BOOYAH I win, nigga!!
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