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# Statistics
Favourites: 17; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 18
Watching: 4; Pageviews: 4760; Comments Made: 18; Friends: 4
# Comments
Comments: 40
"My name is Juan Crisostomo de la Cruz, representative of the Philippines or Luzon to be more specific. You can call me JC."
Did you know you have the same initials as Jesus Christ?!!
"My hobbies are annoying my sister Visayas, having prank contests with Mindanao and driving America out of my house with loud noises and placards."
What does "driving America out of my house" mean?
If I could do that... I'd drive America out of the world.
"Oh, I also love pick-up lines. Its an icebreaker no matter what you say Maria!!! AND IT WORKS!!!"
I chuckled at that.
So is that your girlfriend or your sister?
You don't have to answer that! Just curious.
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I think he means driving america out of my house because he is pretending to be a character from a wonderful show called Hetalia. In this show where countries are people. He is pretending to be the Philippines ( or Luzon) of the show
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Alam mo Para Kang Makitid na Tulay.
Ah? Bakit naman?
Eh Kase Pag dadaan ako sa Harap mo,
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Pakiramdam ko kase Mahuhulog ako Sayo Mahuhulog ako Sayo :”>
Cheesy mo ah.
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Bakit?
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Horror movie ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi pag nakikita kita bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko
LOOOOL Epic fail!
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lol xD HAHAHA saya neto kahit antagal na xD
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I made this so loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago.
But I fixed the icon just recently..
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lolololol nice one juan! you and your pickup lines
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Actually, that wasn't a pick-up line.
But if you really want to know where MC is, she's in London for another meeting.^^
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lolololol of course it wasnt~ oh right it really wasnt coz well you're her bro and well it'll become incest and er... you know what i think ill shut up now lol
ooohhh i seeee she's with iggy and the others then hihihihi lol i dun even ship them XD
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I don't ship them too.
..all those Western bastards.-___-
If I'm gonna have to approve of anyone of my sister's suitors, it will be Brunei. I've known him for a while and he's a good man.
At least..good enough.
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lololol yea brunei is a pretty nice guy~ buuuttt i dunno i feel like friendzoning him lol sorreh brunei~
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hmm..yeah. That guy needs some serious courting advices.
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yea~ you should teach him your ways juan~ HARANA~ i want a guy that'll serenade to me~ my classmate's BF serenaded her it was so cute~
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I'll serenade you..
where do you live?
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Juuuuaaaaannnn~! u y-you idiot! you made me smile~! oh stop it you~!
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Oh, I think I heard..You're from Mindy's place right?
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well, that would be trouble.
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DO ETT! come here or ill make you eat crap juan
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I'd rather eat shit than face Mindy on his ramadhan days.
He get's extra crankier...if that's even possible.
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well, since I can't let you hear my awesome singing voice,I'll just make you fall by my words.
ASIN ka ba?
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lol haha i dunno why but i think pick up lines are funny~
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