squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-07-13 22:12:50 +0000 UTC]

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-07-30 20:33:54 +0000 UTC]

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-15 21:37:57 +0000 UTC]

Our kind of people ----> www.youtube.com/watch?v=ninOz5…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-16 15:45:38 +0000 UTC]

OMFG! You made me LOL! Nice!       Poop, I say! youtu.be/Rk2L8xU5jNs

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-16 19:55:28 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzUfMl…        

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-17 15:38:07 +0000 UTC]

My current (cougar) man-crush: youtu.be/TbwjeOcmtGg?list=RDW_… , www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_4wcQ… ,

He's like a little anime-dude in real-life.

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-19 22:59:57 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_KmNZ…
Yes but does he cause you pain x 2?

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-20 15:22:21 +0000 UTC]

It was seeing those glitches in the matrix that saved my ass and pissed off so many people all in one fell swoop. There is no spoon. = youtu.be/uAXtO5dMqEI

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-20 22:12:05 +0000 UTC]

 Déjà vu I never suffer it in regard to socks. I lose one sock and it never happens I lose the other. I save the odd ones hoping to find an exactly matching pair which I know will end up as one sock so I can make a pair using the old one sock. But I never find an identical pair. I've written letters of complaint to the Pakistani and Bangladesh Embassies demanding they compel their sock manufacturers to do repeat batches. All I get can back from their Ambassadors are quite nasty, rude and curt missives saying "Sock off!" . They just won't learn proper English!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J19z4V…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-21 15:35:43 +0000 UTC]

You should be socked for the atrocity!     youtu.be/PsE4qLVeg74  youtu.be/1nAZi_eUjoU

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-21 17:48:20 +0000 UTC]

I don't get socked nearly enough. I really laughed at the link about the socks.
Of course it begs the question of where fat goes. The woman across the street told me and the neighbors she had lost 20 pounds of fat. Naturally no-one bothered to phone the cops as they're always busy watching people on street cameras so we formed a group. We set off, wearing anoraks with a cheese and onion sandwich in  each of our zip across kangaroo type front pockets 5 yards apart and walked miles and miles over the fields and through woods.
And there, there to our amazement we came upon a quaint little pub. The fat had to be there and we spent hours and hours drinking beer and all kinds of things until we realized where the fat had gone. Obviously it was hidden at the very bottom of the casks of wine, beer  and liquor of all types in the pub landlord's cellar. The only way to get to the fat without creating a mess was to drink the contents of the casks. Unfortunately neither I nor my neighbors can remember anything after this point or indeed how we got home. But we didn't come home with any fat that's for sure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG18gW…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-21 18:10:03 +0000 UTC]

No great story ever started with: This one night we were eating a salad when...
Alcoholic beverages, on-the-other-hand...

youtu.be/V3V_tlkndNM
youtu.be/3U7adg_yPLM
youtu.be/4ckPDtqH-ck

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-23 01:14:53 +0000 UTC]

This one night we were eating a salad     giwww.youtube.com/watch?v=QEySoI…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-23 16:12:59 +0000 UTC]

I've always wanted a pet pig. When I lived in Denver for a brief spot, my neighbor had a korean potbelly. It was the cutest damn thing. My dog loved to eat cucumber slices.

Damn, I went looking for "bad salad" vids, but there's none.

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-24 02:46:07 +0000 UTC]

I've heard they're very affectionate. I've actually got some photos of someone's pet pig. It's a full sized pig!!! And the lady I met was walking it on a leash like a dog. Unfortunately she has to have a plastic bag the size of a shopping bag to collect its whoopsies lol Photos not really good enough for DA www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-surL…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-24 17:55:02 +0000 UTC]

Pigs are very smart. Then again, I'm certain all animals are intelligent. Humanity just suffers from a severe superiority complex.

I see your tomato and raise you a minion's ode to the banana: youtu.be/sFukyIIM1XI

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-24 20:57:24 +0000 UTC]

I think the second from the left was a bit flat. But it may have been my intrinsic prejudice in regard to bananas. They are Sooo curved, don't you think?! You are right of course about "humanity" . Oh don't we love to put " "inity" after our generic references to ourselves! As if we are more than "humans " but have a kind of " inity " making us larger and more profound---> human-INITY 
Of course, we humans decide what is intelligent or not. Like in wars: the winners write the history. Isn't that deep?? As deep as a deep deep pit full of excrement... who would ever delve so deep? I know I wouldn't . Would you? Who Ad-ele are you?www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-25 16:13:44 +0000 UTC]

illwillpress.com/BOTPIT.html
youtu.be/wTTqaDjYDEw?list=UU19…

I had this really great response, and it got caught in the void of digi-glitches.

Well, may the ass chase you, and not you chasing the ass.

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-25 18:44:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm always consistent in my tastes of links. One of these links shows I'm intelligent. Clue:It's not the second link. Also Are you really a girl? I ask because ..well I hate messaging men. All they are after is sex and... men look so ugly to me and I much prefer eating just about anything than talking with them. That's all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuxwH5…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-26 16:01:42 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I am a femme.
Funny, a man who hates talking to men.

The Dinosaur link was cute.

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-26 20:46:58 +0000 UTC]

Yes, you'll be moderately pleased to hear you are indeed a woman. I can see that  by your orangeness and my overwhemingly and oppressive masculinity..call it intuition macho-style
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbVQ_F… An odd spooky ghost and a funny shaped heart AND a really novel way of having a frightfully good time in your very home

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-27 14:55:28 +0000 UTC]

The avatar was created by a deviant (now long since past) using one of my early pinups. I keep it out of nostalgia, and the fact that she said it took quite a while to make the "sparkly" lettering. Can't let that much work go to waste. 

I have never understood how these toilets are not more prevalent in the US. Everyone should have a clean bum.

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-28 02:11:41 +0000 UTC]

www.vevo.com/watch/brantley-gi…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-28 15:13:59 +0000 UTC]

Cute... have you seen the movie "Lawless"?

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-29 00:28:46 +0000 UTC]

No I've not seen  it. I've just looked at a advert online for it. Looks good.   It seems such a noble quest, to bring booze to all those deserving people. I'm making some blackberry wine at the moment but it's all for me. Do you drink booze?  

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-29 15:15:54 +0000 UTC]

It's a great movie. I've seen it twice, and I hardly ever watch a movie more than once in a year or a few.

I do drink a bit now and again.

Blackberry wine sounds yyummy... how long have you been making wine?

Have you ever tried dandilion wine?

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-30 13:49:01 +0000 UTC]

I watch the vast majority of movies on TV and I've ssen them scores of times. I watched Matrix again last night for the umpteenth time. Trinity looks thinner and thinner and less and less attractive with more furry hair growing on her face on each viewing. You know, I don't think I ever loved her really. I think it was just physical and well things have cooled I guess.
Blackberry wine really is yummy. Oh I've been making wine off and on for years. I'm great in theory. Read many books about it. But to be honest even if I left my wine to age it would still be far worse than others efforts. A gallon of wine for virtually the price of a bag of sugar makes my wine quite irresistible however, to me at least.
I tried making dandelion wine. My version of it was absolutely lousy but I forced drank it all. Waste not, want not! I got too much of the green surrounding the petals mixed in with the petals and it gave it as you m ight expect a leafy taste. Yuk!
I made one gallon and failed miserably on future attempts to make Rose petal wine. It's very delicate and needs very exact measures of everything or it comes out lousy. It was and is the most beautiful wine I've ever tasted either homemade or bought from a store. If it were ever to be made in bulk..it would render especially the female population of the world into alcoholics.  it smells like perfumed roses and the taste is...ahh OMG!!!!!!  Also the after-taste as they call it is...sheer Heaven!!

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-30 14:22:55 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to see the rose wine. It sounds glorious. The art of seeing the flowers in the dandelion wine was why I liked it.

By brother and his friend were brewing homemade liquor last summer. Like you they experimented with various flavours. We live a few thousand miles away from one another, so I only got to hear about it and see pics of the process and finished product.

I've always wanted to have a vineyard. One of those crazy wino dreams.

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-30 19:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Well there was nothing to see...in the rose wine...white wine, slightly yellow. Made it with wild roses. We can buy dandelion and burdock pop here ( not as elaborate as Coca-cola but actually totally quenches your thirst. ). I think I'll try making rose-petal wine again but I'll have to buy dried petals
You'll have to get your brother to send you a small sample of his wine by mail. A few thousand miles away from your brother. Hard for me to get my head around such distances all in one country even though I've been to Arizona I didn't travel massive distances internally.

Hey I've just looked at your page and noticed you have a new ID. You look absolutely wonderful in those flowers! We've so much in common! I've got great big black eyes and a green antenna growing out of the top of my head too. Nanoo, nanoo! www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6aePs…
Which part/state  of America are you in?

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-08-31 18:06:14 +0000 UTC]

When you mentioned rose-wine, I envisioned petals floating in it. Couldn't you dry your own?

Mikie can't mail you liquor, it's considered bootlegging. 

Thanks for the comment on my ID... this summer has been quite the adventure.

Mork and Mindy was an a favorite tv show when I was a kid.

At the moment, I'm just north of Detroit by about a half hour or so.

Where are you?

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-08-31 23:11:02 +0000 UTC]

No petals in it. Only need dried petals in the absence of fresh ones.  I used wild rose petals to get round people hitting me for pulling theirr rose bushs to bits.
Mike is a bootlegger for a small bottle of homebrew? Crazy! 
I was only joking about your pic in the flowers. Truthfully, you looked quite edible.
North of Detroit? I just looked on a map because my geography knowledge is only average up to 10 miles from home. Near Canada? I passed through toronto airport. Hadf i known you were close I could have waved. I was wearing a dark blue overcoat,brown pants,black shoes and carrying a much opened and inspected case.  They discovered I wasn't Che Guevara. I don't know if my disguise will work the next time. We'll see. 
Where am I? I often ask myself the same question. Ok I live in God's own county Yorkshire. We did think about declaring independence from England. But we're not so selfish.  www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-nH3D…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-09-01 15:19:39 +0000 UTC]

 Wow. Thanks for the link, that place is awesome... but you guys need to replant your trees.

Next time you find yourself over the eastcoast us, just give a wave.

I'm like poison ivy, I look great till I touch you... sorry for the rash... need so calamine? :rofl  No, really, thanks for the compliment.

No bootlegging... that's why the rascal won't even share with me.

Isn't terrible when people won't share their flowers... it's like charging for air. 

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-09-02 15:27:04 +0000 UTC]

Actually I believe one helluva lot of trees were chopped down 1914-1918 war to shore up trenches in France. Some Scottish moorlands were afterwards sown with white heather and northern English moors with purple/pink heather ( Stick with me  and I'll tell you how it was

Well I may visit America again someday. I shall certainly give you a and present you with an open steel bucket where you can contribute to the "Make Christopher A Very Rich And Famous Person Fund" and no other worthwhile causes.

As far as I know Poison Ivy doesn't exist England. There are indeed men here who pay women to give them rashes. I've wondered for years how that could be. Obviously they thrash them with imported Poison Ivy. My mother often said I was far too naive to get a woman. Well she was more times right than I would wish  
At times separated by many years I used to know two girls ..friends..who if you could put their personalities into just one person would be the public personality of Avril albeit she is Canadian and they were English and American www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIw…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-09-03 16:38:14 +0000 UTC]

Tree: It'd would be nice if we'd replant what we tear up. Humans are fcukin' self-important schmucks. ROFL

Fund: If you start a bucket, I'll start a bucket and we'll see who fills first. Friendly competition always makes things go faster.

If I make it to... where are you again? We'll have tea and wine and cheese.

I've always figured STD's were do to conflicting dna mixing. Some people are oil and water.. or vinegar and baking soda.

So... I gather you don't date now?

How come?

I'm not a dater. And at this point, there is only one man on this planet, or no one at all. Except my best friend... any one else is just not worth retraining.

Avril's ok. I've never been a fan of her music.

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-09-03 22:18:09 +0000 UTC]

Don't know why they didn't replant with trees. But they put a load of sheep on the moors, killed the foxes which took care of the rabbit population  but were a threat to lambs so now the moors are tree-less mounds of rabbit and sheep whoopsies. Looks good for one month out of a year when the heather blossoms.

I really think you've got the entirely wrong idea about me and the bucket. YOU are the contributor and I am the recipient, preferably gold coins. .. old ones in small denominations
 I had to look up on the internet to find out what STDs are. I've heard Eskimos can catch a really bad cold when they rub noses. Is that what you mean or are you being even cheekier?  

What do you mean  you "gather I don't date now ?" Just the other day I put my coat over a puddle of rainwater so a beautiful young woman could walk over it. She said I was dated and she called me something too

No, I find I can afford twice as much booze if I go out by myself and I don't need to buy so many  front doors smashed in by husbands at 3 in the morning. For heavens sake, another hour and I would have opened the door and let their wives out, after taking off their chains and gags of course.

Oh so you keep a man? As I said, I don't like them. They never pay for the damage to my doors. Somehow they believe they have a right to just barge in. People just don't respect privacy nowadays.

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-09-05 14:36:39 +0000 UTC]

It's funny how we're the only species allowed to be hunters. And we don't even take very good care of what sustains us. 

I've always loved fields of heather, so pretty.

The only thing I have to contribute to "you bucket" is well wishes.

Eskimo nose chafing can be easily solved with applying a little whale or seal blubber pre-nasal-coitus.

Being a gentlemen isn't date. Screw that tart for being an ungrateful wench. 

Cute. 

People don't respect anything that is not "theirs", privacy least of all.

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-09-07 23:25:28 +0000 UTC]

  I've decided my dog   is a much better person than one or two humans     I've met. Mind you, he's never offered to do any work. But then no human at all has offered to do my work. Whenever I throw a stick they won't fetch it. Bone idle www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdphvu…

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-09-08 14:37:42 +0000 UTC]

My dog died last year... she was my bestfriend, and the first dog I had had since I was 11. My kids conned me into getting her. They grew up, moved away, and left me with the only kid would just stay home and die. LOL

Really though, I miss the shit out of that girl.

Who's the twig dude?

I've thrown stick at humans. They never fetch, and they're always so quick to anger.

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squareprismish In reply to analillithbar [2014-09-08 18:07:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh your poor dog. I really understand what you mean by your bestfriend. My dog and I are growing ever closer. Only had him for a year. Heaven knows what i'll do if he kicks the bucket. But I guess it would be more unpleasant for him I very cynical person I once knew told me we don't grieve for loved ones who die, we just feel sorry for ourselves. Well he had a point.
 
Oh humans don't fetch sticks for you either? Do you think if they were given a sound thrashing with a stick beforehand they'd do it. Worked with me, never did me any harm being thrashed

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analillithbar In reply to squareprismish [2014-09-09 15:04:14 +0000 UTC]

Your friend is right, I think. I've always tried not to grieve because I've always felt the same: I'm crying only for me. 

I can't get humans to be nice for their own sake, why the hell would the be so helpful as to pick up one damn stick?

Spankings: All things in moderation. As an adult, I prefer spankings as a reward.

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