AnneMarie1986 [2012-06-01 13:15:09 +0000 UTC]

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tralf [2011-12-23 22:58:44 +0000 UTC]

Happy festivus, you sick F#@%*#$. "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" G'bless Clark Griswold

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tralf [2011-12-07 23:58:05 +0000 UTC]

This is the day they'll ALL look back on and say, "Wow, nothing really happened for that guy."

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