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"Yeh"
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Favourites: 6; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 13
Watching: 7; Pageviews: 8674; Comments Made: 96; Friends: 7
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Comments: 52
according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue.everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow
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fuks sake man get a life lololololololol
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Don't bee a beedy-eyed little beetnik
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i hate chain letters but this is a good one. Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
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Stop with the stupid fucking chain letters. They are not real and they just make people hate you
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does your SPAM still taste good???
...-_-
morbidman187 Mrs-Durden diphylla
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i hate chain letters but this is a good one. Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
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Come on dont be so mean to yourself
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*Kazoo noises*
Narrator: On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z, Virginia acted damickey so now Gugo and Ker-Kristen Stewart must fight! I hope they don't hit each other too hard...
Eh, We're really in for it now Gohan!
nuhhhhh!
Uh?
Ehhhhh....
Awww Shit...
*Dramatic Kazoo music*
Virginia! Hanging out with little boys in spandex, I see!
Yes...
I love you Vergina but you can't be doing that c'mon!
There's no escaping Venana! Prepare to Durrrrr
*Flicks rubber Band*
Eaaaaaccckkk!
When I'm through with you, you'll have to pee stitting down like a girrrl! Hoyhoyhoyho!
A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles! Ugggghhhh
He's right you know!
*Gasp*
Daddy!!!
Eww Faggit!
Garsh! Who are you supposed to Buh?!!
Kaka Carrot Cake! I am real Super Sand!
Buh! Super Pooper Scoopers are just Legend!
You'll see, Freezy Pop!
*casually floats by*
I'm stonger than an ant, if an and was this big!!!
Heheheheee
*Eh*
Gah! Y-You're just fuckin' with me!
Kaka Carrot cake...
When I was just a little boy, He... HE DIDN'T INVITE MY TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!
YOU MONSTER FRISBEE!!!
The cake was delicous!
Kaka Carmen Electra... Show him what for it mean to be... Super Sand legend.... Eeeehhhh I'm dead...
FREEZY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Ow my ears... *falls off cliff*
Wow! I'm glad that's over!
For a second there I thought that... Oh wow I guess he really--
*shoots krillin*
Oh noooo....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*five episodes later*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*heavy breathing*
*burp*
Your hair! What are you, Gay?
Yeh.
Well Kaka Krabbypatty, We only have like 50 episodes before Namek Esplodes!
But Senzu Bean a good boy you can just leave... Go, get out of herAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
It's true... He is super Sand Lesbian...
*Everyone cheering*
You did it Goku....
*Awkard silence followed by screams of terror*
END
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HELLO MY NAME IS MY USERNAME AND I LIEK PONIES ITS CUTE
BUT IF U DONT LIEK PONIES I UNDERSTAND EVERYONE HAS
OPINIONS ANYWAY I HAVE A CAT AND DOG THEY ARE NOT
DEAD AND ONE TIME WHEN I WAS ON THE COMPUTER AT
12:00 AM I BOX POPPED UP ON MY SCREEN AND I COULDNT
CLOSE IT BUT THEN I NOTICED IT WAS AN AD AND THAT I COULD
CLOSE IT! AND THEN I WENT ON WITH MY NIGHT LOL ANYWAY
MY CAT BREAKS IN TOO MY ROOM SOMETIMES! CHAINMAIL IS A PIECE OF SHIT
COPY AND PASTE THIS TO OTHER PLZ AND SPREAD THE WORD TAHT CHAINMAIL IS CRAP
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Wow, I can't believe I haven't commented on my own plz account yet...
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o noez!!!111!!111oneone i-i-i-it's-!
its spoderman
get outta hea will ya1?!!/!1?! im tryna b dramatick
o ur no fun
AHEM... i-it's--!
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!
o fuk dis sheet i quit
o dont be an fagit
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... its a mushroom...
Imma go eat it!
But bro it's a-- Oh. He already ate it.
MAMMA MIA! WHAT'S A THIS IN ME PANTS?
I'mma go rape Yoshi!
Yoshi? YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOOSHIIII!!!! (NO NO NO! HELP ME!!!!)
*few months later eggs are hatched!*
WHAT THE FUCK? YOU CRAZY BITCH! 50 YOSHIS?!
It's time for Mama Luigi! OR ELSE.
MAMMA?! MAMA LUIGI?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!!!---
*few minutes later*
Now kids, i't's best to---
Yoshi kids: *drinking beer, smoking weed, and hiring strippers*
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I can't believe you didn't invite Virginia to your birthday Party!
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When I'm through with you, you'll have to pee sitting down like a girl!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*5 episodes later*
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *five more episodes later...*
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