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Rapunzel: knock it off! All of you! Can't we all just get alone? (Said in the sweetest of

voices)

Meg: (snorts at this)HA! (in mocking voice) come on everyone let's just calm down and

while we're at it let's go catch a unicorn!

(everyone except Rapunzel laughs)

Tiana: All right, all right maybe we should just –

Cinderella: (Cuts Tiana off) Stop looking at me like that, Snow!

Snow: Stop thinking you can tell everyone what to do! I mean, you're not even fairest of

them all!

(all the other princesses gasp and look at Cinderella)

Cinderella: Oh yeah? You think you are SO beautiful? Why? Because a mirror told you that?

(collective gasp from the princesses)

Snow: at least I don't sneak out when I'm not supposed to! I'm not a lowly maid!

(Before Cinderella can respond they hear chanting outside the palace walls. Pocahantus,

Ariel, and Bell are outside chanting)

Ariel: stop polluting the ocean! Stop polluting the ocean!

Pocahantus: save the forest! Save the trees!

Bell: Stop killing animals! They have rights too!

(collective sigh amongst the princesses)

Snow: (Walks over to Cinderella, argument forgotten) These, (motions towards Ariel,

Pocahantus, and Bell) rioters are totally going to ruin our image! Making us look like

fish killing, tree killing, animal slaughtering, life ruiners! (motions hands all around

to exaggerate her point even further)

Cinderella: For once Snow, you're right. We have to get them out of here before the

people start to do something preposterous, like ask questions.

(sharp intake of breath from everyone)

***meanwhile***

Pocahantus: I don't think this is gonna work at the rate we're going. The people need to

notice us. To notice that their 'royalty' is killing the only world we've got!

Bell: Oh! I read something like this in a book once! Something about… Storming the

castle?

(grin slowly emerges on Ariel and Pocahantus's face)

TO BE CONTINUED...