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Published: 2012-03-04 18:48:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 1780; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 0
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A few characters from The Matrix.Agent Smith
Agent Johnson
Cypher
Trinity
Morpheus
Neo
Agent Jones
Agent Brown
The Oracle
Seraph
The Twins
Persephone
The Merovingian.
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*is truly amazed at the sight, but doesn't express it openly*
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Welcome to McDonald-Land, gentlemen.
*The sun was smiling at them, literally. It had a huge smile on its face. The leaves that fell from trees were french-fries, the greasy ground was made of old meat and the animals were made of food as well.*
*covers his mouth out of reflex. The place looked happy, but the smell it had to offer disgusted him.*
...
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*slips on a grease puddle* ..Like the bananas weren't enough. -._-.
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*he slips and falls on Jackson.*
*falls face-first into the rotted meat.* Mff.
*holds in laughter.* Pff...
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*he gets up, disgusted by the smell of rotten meat.*
Disgusting...
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How do humans live in this world?
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Um... *points to the sidewalk to show him the overweight humans who are walking upon it, in a waddling gait.*
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Have these humans not heard of physical activity?
Apparently not, captain obvious. All they eat is burgers.
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No matter how grotesque this sight is, it is irrelevant. We must find and end Smith.
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Right.
*turns to the overweight Bella.* Lose some weight, bitch!
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*shoots Bella* I might as well put the human out of its misery... and everyone else's.
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*The people start to waddle away, frightened.*
Not a bad idea. Besides, with all that weight they've put on, I doubt that they're going to last as batteries for too long.
*shoots an overweight Jacob Black, who looked grotesque without his shirt.*
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[UGH! MAN BOOBS >>]
iconmatrixjohnsonplz: Why are they even here?
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[Exactly.] [Look! [link] ]
Yes, tell us.
They're here because McDonald needs customers to sell his burgers to.
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[XD I've seen that before.]
He must be stopped.
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[It's so funny!]
He is killing the livestock.
They say he lives in a castle made of ice cream and candy, to trick human children for some reason.
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{I KNOW.]
Hansel and Gretel much?
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[Le get out!]
*shrugs.*
*noticed that Thompson has been using that gesture recurrently.*
Who knows. Anyway, let's explore this place a bit.
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[Damnit Neo, we can't take you anywhere.]
As long as the objective is achieved.
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[*Chewing red chewy ball.*]
Yeah, yeah. Where should we go next? Any ideas?
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:iconagentjacksonpplz: Where could the Smith virus be?
Hmm... *spots a building that's shaped a burger.* There, perhaps?
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*The agents and cure enter the burger.*
Hey, what are agents doin' here?
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We are searching...
...for a program that calls itself Smith.
Oh, great! Now they're finishing each others' sentences.
You mean the exiled agent?
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Yes.
You guys are actually looking for him? *shakes head in disbilief.* You fellas would do well to avoid that guy.
He assimilated my amiga, Coco. El es muy malo!! *cries.*
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We will take our chances. Where is he?
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We must find him.
Go look for him in the cookie building. The dude was muttering something about them.
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Much obliged. *heads toward cookie building*
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*follow.*
Would you guys have faced him without me?
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Possibly, although it would've taken more time.
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[Want to go to the chat? [link]
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