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Published: 2012-03-04 18:48:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 1780; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 0
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A few characters from The Matrix.Agent Smith
Agent Johnson
Cypher
Trinity
Morpheus
Neo
Agent Jones
Agent Brown
The Oracle
Seraph
The Twins
Persephone
The Merovingian.
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*shoots Eddy*
[I never liked Eddy anyway.]
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[Eddy was an annoying character who didn't learn his lesson until the end of the series. He reminded me of Mr. Krabs.]
X_X
The anti-virus is hiding in the kitchen.
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*heads toward the kitchen to find the anti-virus hiding under a table.*
Awww... You guys got me.
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Come with us.
Fine. I'll cure your friend, even though he doesn't deserve it.
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Hey! *throws pie at Jackson.*
Wow. Your friend really does need my help. *sighs.* Just get him to touch me and he'll be cured.
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Hold still clown! You are postponing the inevitable! Just embrace it already!
*tries to constrain Jackson*
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That's my cue! *the clown runs for it.*
*grabs Jackson's arms.*
*it approaches Jackson.* Hey, I want to join you!
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You will be assimilated! *jabs cure*
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Ha! Joke's on you! *the cure flashes, curing Jackson of the virus messing with his brain.*
Um, the banana peel thing was just a harmless joke, you guys. *laughs nervously.*
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Because you finally complied, you will be spared.
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What was I doing?
Your previous actions are most irrelevant at the moment, Jackson.
*shakes Johnson's hand.* Oh, thank you! Those other agent guys would not have spared me, if they were still here.
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You are needed for future purposes.
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Be glad you aren't going to be deleted.
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Yes.
*sighs.* Right. Who else needs my help?
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Despite the fact that the Smith virus has been supposedly "terminated" after the Matrix rebooted, there are remnants of it about the Matrix. No one knows of its current whereabouts; it is in hiding.
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Why don't you go find it then instead of allowing it to stir up chaos behind your backs? Think, people.
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Exactly.
*slaps its forehead.* Did you ever try looking for it in... McDonald's world?
[link]
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[What the hell? XD]
We now have a place to begin investigating.
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[It was funny. 
*they nod.*
Oh, boy...
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[It's like those "lol whut" things.]
Do you have any input before we depart?
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We will have to watch out for exiles. The ones in McDonald's world are notorious for wasting one's time.
Yeah. They just waste you time until you develop the urge to stuff yourself with burgers.
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And this one hasn't? *points to cure*
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Indeed. *his face has not fully recovered from the banana peel incident.*
*defensively crosses its arms.* Hey! At least force people to eat sandwiches!
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At least I don't force people to eat sandwiches!
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The way you attempt to justify yourself is rather humorous.
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Johnson brings up a very appropriate point.
He got you there.
Ugh. Let's just go find this guy so I can go home and move on with my life. God.
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*gets in driver's seat.*
*gets in back.*
Um, you guys should let me drive. I've heard stories about you guys wrecking vehicles and let's just say that I'd rather not have that happen to me...
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*raises brow* Very well. Thompson, back seat.
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*goes to back seat.*
*it takes the wheel.* Okay. Another thing, I wouldn't want the guy who got his ass thrown out of a windshield for not wearing his seat belt, anywhere where near the wheel. Everybody, buckle up.
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*they buckle up.*
Here we go.
Vrrmmm...
*turns on radio. Loud rock music starts playing.* Cool.
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*turns over to cure* You enjoy this music?
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Nope. It's too loud. *changes it to piano music.* That's better. Do you agents enjoy music?
*shrugs his shoulders, a gesture he learned from a redpill who went by the name of Bobbing Bob. Needless to say, the rebellious human was terminated.*
Who has time for music?
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The sounds of silence are preferable.
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[Have you checked out the MigFCchat yet?]
*shrugs.* Suit yourselves.
*The cure takes them to a dark and gloomy area of Mega City.*
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[Did everything lookokay? I haven't been able to check the chat because of errors. Won't let me enter the darn thing.]
This is the place. *stops the car.* We've gotta take the portal to McDonald's dimension first.
*he spots a red door that has the Golden Arches logo.*
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[It worked for me.]
This looks like the work of the Keymaker.
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[That's good.]
Good thing I got this here golden key from him before he got killed by Smith.
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One wonders how you acquired this key.
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Yes, how did--
I'd rather not talk about it! *opens the special door leading to their intended destination.*
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