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HAAAALP HOW DO YOU DRAW SALARIANS?So this is 's salarian Mass Effect OC Srikit. On his bio sheet it says he weighs more than he should for a salarian so naturally I took that idea and ran with it way more than necessary
Here he is going through his morning routine, getting on the scale and realizing he gained some more weight. Look at him, he doesn't give a fuck. Keep eating, Srikit, jesus fucking christ...
He is my favorite ME OC because he just doesn't care. We need more fat, apathetic salarians.
ME c. Bioware, Srikit c.
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Comments: 15
Halleton [2012-03-02 13:11:35 +0000 UTC]
This tab is permanently open in my browser so I can come here whenever I feel the need to grin like a total idiot. =ยดvยด= <3
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Moreuse [2012-02-29 02:19:38 +0000 UTC]
i don't know, that looks like it would make sense.
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o-rlyization [2012-02-28 03:54:19 +0000 UTC]
LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKS GIVEN. SRSLY.
For some reason in my head salarians weigh a lot less than other races around their size, just because they're so naturally lithe. Just in my mind, a fat salarian is only a couple pounds over 100 or something, but the idea still cracks me up.
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Ajinori In reply to o-rlyization [2012-02-28 03:58:34 +0000 UTC]
HE JUST DON'T CARE.
I like to think he's just a total embarrassment to other salarians... They consider him obese, lol. I know, something about a fat salarian, man.... tickles my funny bone
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Halleton In reply to Ajinori [2012-02-28 06:09:08 +0000 UTC]
ok why is it that you understand my oc better than i do
my bones are tickled also
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o-rlyization In reply to Ajinori [2012-02-28 04:22:02 +0000 UTC]
IT'S NOT HURTING ANYONE. WHY YOU GOTTA BUG HIM ABOUT GETTING RID OF HIS FOOD BABY?
Wonder if they ever try to just pass him off as that race who were mentioned as an offshoot of salarian? XD
Salarians are hated by all supermodels for their effortless skinny-ness. XD
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Halleton In reply to o-rlyization [2012-02-28 06:13:46 +0000 UTC]
Pfffhahaha 8D
Yeeeaaahh there's a reason why Srikit has no salarian friends. :'D It's not necessarily because of his weight but because of... of... reasons. I mean look at him. Oh why.
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LynnyM [2012-02-28 02:26:10 +0000 UTC]
I feel like this guy should be in an episode of Futurama.
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Ajinori In reply to LynnyM [2012-02-28 04:25:14 +0000 UTC]
KIFF'S BFF
I'd watch that episode
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Halleton [2012-02-27 21:45:44 +0000 UTC]
agddsdfgga
my hands shake how do i
you
i
NGH
I love everything about you ; v; i'm unworthy
that assgrab
you do salarians like a pro, stop screaming
my baby =ยด ~`=
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Ajinori In reply to Halleton [2012-02-28 04:28:13 +0000 UTC]
bitch, I love you so fucking much you don't even know, YOU ARE TOTALLY WORTHY WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING
I feel like Srikit is also my baby and I don't even know why... can I be the god mother? Yes I can I've already decided C'mon Srikit let's go to kfc and get you a famous bowl...
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Halleton In reply to Ajinori [2012-02-28 05:43:43 +0000 UTC]
Hnnnghghnnh ; v ;
Oh man you'd be Srikit's best friend I bet. And more. :9
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