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AK-Is-Harmless — A Many Splendored Thing
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Published: 2014-06-24 20:19:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 1739; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 2
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Am I the only one who breaks down into a terrible rage when an item I’ve ordered is delayed? My phone will buzz in my pocket, and I’ll get an e-mail telling me that my copy of the complete Conan the Adventurer animated series and my Yoshi-shaped pillow are delayed, and I’ll stomp around complaining about how I have to wait an extra day and how all my plans for the weekend are officially ruined. Happens all the time.
Winslow’s taking this well, but what will he wear to the party now?!
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Comments: 31
That'll be true no matter how he dresses.
---AK
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Aww Winslow, you should have ordered them earlier!
Well, maybe he can wear nothing! I mean, is there any more splendor than how you came to the world?
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He wasn't planning accordingly.
---AK
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I BLAME EVERYTHING!
---AK
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Funny, I hope his charisma arrives on time.
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I hope so, too.
---AK
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They're always so happy, even when there's bad news.
---AK
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A party isn't complete without splendor, flair, and large box! What will Winslow have to resort to?
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Find out this Friday on Defenestration!
---AK
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With the speed Amazon used to deliver things, I get a bit sulky when the item actually arrives after the earliest delivery estimate date.
I'm not proud.
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We've been spoiled.
---AK
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I'm such an impatient person. I think that Amazon should be like Acme and have my stuff there two seconds later, so if something I want or need is delayed I pitch a bit of a temper tantrum in my head, and in my house. I spare the public seeing a 21 year old woman beating the ground.
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Amazon should just invent teleporters already and be done with it.
---AK
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Sounds like fun.
---AK
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I'm sure this sounds like a stupid question but what's a splendor? .3.
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Artificial sweetener? No wait...that's not quite right.
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It's bright and glorious stuff!
---AK
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Such a waste of money, though.
---AK
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Homemade splendor just isn't the same!
---AK
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haha, I guess so.
where is it made from?!
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Sequins.
---AK
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