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AK-Is-Harmless — Breeding Better Dorks

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Published: 2010-09-21 01:10:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 5038; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 36
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Description After living and working among dorks (geeks, nerds, whatever) for many years, I began to suspect that there were two kinds: those that could function outside of dorkdom, and those that could not. I vainly thought that my friends and I were all the former. You know, dorks with jobs and girlfriends and interests outside of whatever the hell made us dorky in the first place.

Then I realized that we had conversations about the power levels of fictional characters, that we argued about the ethics of necromancy, and that we would repeat the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever someone uttered so much as a “Ni!” in our presence. Yes, we might have had money and women, but when you get right down to it, all dorks are created equal.

Winslow fails to realize this.

Also, he digs Klingon women because they know how to flaunt what they’ve got. Which is big, sexy foreheads. Also the boob thing.

Many thanks to everyone who offered to help with the Klingon pick-up line. I'll let you search for the meaning of that on your own.

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

This comic first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, September 17th.

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---AK
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Comments: 76

TheChildInTheCorner In reply to ??? [2010-09-21 08:07:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh, the joys of reciting the Holy Grail... NI!!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to TheChildInTheCorner [2010-09-21 10:26:30 +0000 UTC]

It just gets so tiresome after the millionth time...

---AK

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TheChildInTheCorner In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-09-21 10:57:50 +0000 UTC]

I guess I'm still only a young'un dork lol six years of Holy Grail still isn't enough for me to stop quoting from it. XD

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OlgyRodz13 In reply to TheChildInTheCorner [2010-09-21 16:35:33 +0000 UTC]

You're not. I'm constantly telling people that I will fart in their general direction.

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TheChildInTheCorner In reply to OlgyRodz13 [2010-09-22 08:12:30 +0000 UTC]

"And there was much rejoicing!" *waves minstrel flags* Yayyy...

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OlgyRodz13 In reply to TheChildInTheCorner [2010-09-22 17:02:40 +0000 UTC]

Remember to bring out your dead!

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TheChildInTheCorner In reply to OlgyRodz13 [2010-09-28 03:27:34 +0000 UTC]

So long as strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is still an acceptable basis for a system of government.

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MommaNyx In reply to OlgyRodz13 [2010-09-25 13:00:25 +0000 UTC]

Don't feel bad, all of my ringtones for my phone are holy grail quotes. lol

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OlgyRodz13 In reply to MommaNyx [2010-09-26 13:35:09 +0000 UTC]

That's so fucking awesome.

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Dagger-13 In reply to ??? [2010-09-21 06:52:55 +0000 UTC]

Just googled the quote, that's hilarious

I like dorks and nerds...but I can never find any sweet shops that sell them anymore

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Dagger-13 [2010-09-21 10:26:45 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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jimmyeatsyourworld In reply to ??? [2010-09-21 06:16:47 +0000 UTC]

I was wondering when you were gunna use some Klingon pickup lines. This did not disappoint.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to jimmyeatsyourworld [2010-09-21 10:27:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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Averant In reply to ??? [2010-09-21 04:01:45 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! Nice. hehe

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Averant [2010-09-21 10:27:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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seacoup In reply to ??? [2010-09-21 02:27:10 +0000 UTC]

fffflmao, this is great.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to seacoup [2010-09-21 10:27:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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Li-Kiada [2010-09-21 02:24:33 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget randomly singing Jonothen Coltan songs.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Li-Kiada [2010-09-21 10:27:04 +0000 UTC]

Out of tune, as well.

---AK

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Li-Kiada In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-09-21 19:19:51 +0000 UTC]

is there any other way?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Li-Kiada [2010-09-21 21:16:31 +0000 UTC]

Not likely.

---AK

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SpearFox In reply to ??? [2010-09-21 01:41:15 +0000 UTC]

This is so very true, and that Monty Python bit made me laugh because it is so very me. My friend and I are known to throw Monty Python quotes back and forth at each other at the drop of a Ni.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to SpearFox [2010-09-21 01:48:44 +0000 UTC]

It's crazy. And the scene always unfolds the same way. Someone in the (insert nerd store here) will quote Holy Grail, and everyone groans because they recognize the impending avalanche.

---AK

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LoveBittenEzial In reply to ??? [2010-09-21 01:25:59 +0000 UTC]

That is amazing!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to LoveBittenEzial [2010-09-21 01:37:33 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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