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Published: 2010-09-21 01:10:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 5038; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 36
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After living and working among dorks (geeks, nerds, whatever) for many years, I began to suspect that there were two kinds: those that could function outside of dorkdom, and those that could not. I vainly thought that my friends and I were all the former. You know, dorks with jobs and girlfriends and interests outside of whatever the hell made us dorky in the first place.Then I realized that we had conversations about the power levels of fictional characters, that we argued about the ethics of necromancy, and that we would repeat the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever someone uttered so much as a “Ni!” in our presence. Yes, we might have had money and women, but when you get right down to it, all dorks are created equal.
Winslow fails to realize this.
Also, he digs Klingon women because they know how to flaunt what they’ve got. Which is big, sexy foreheads. Also the boob thing.
Many thanks to everyone who offered to help with the Klingon pick-up line. I'll let you search for the meaning of that on your own.
Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…
This comic first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, September 17th.
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---AK
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Comments: 76
What exactly is he saying? My klingon dictionary is lacking.
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You can find the meaning if you type that phrase in Google.
---AK
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And I thought I'd seen all the ST pick up lines.
Awesome.
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The day began so prosperously...I had chocolate and there kittens floating out of the sky. Then, I read this and thought "Hey! Let's look this up!"
So I did....and the chocolate turned to vinegar and the kittens turned into hailstones. The earth opened up and out came the lava from the very depths of the core.
All in all, i LOLed. Great comic
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That was an impressive day!
---AK
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I know, right? I need more days like that one.
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i love this comic. i am a functioning nerd/dork, my boyfriend says so all the time
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It's a great feeling, knowing who you are.
---AK
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heck yeah. best nerd moment of the week....playing humans vs zombies and getting tagged tonight. what are we hungry for? braaaainnnssss!
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I'm a dork too, although I prefer to be called a "geek" or a "nerd" because "dork" is not used the same way as you are using it in my town.
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I kind of use dork interchangeably with either nerd or geek.
---AK
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haha, I love that line, "high-functioning dorks." Classic
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Wow, I looked up the pick up line, and if what he's saying is true, that reveals way too much about him. Lol
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why, that is all i can say "why?"
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Well, for one he might have been flattened if she didn’t like it and two think of all the nerdy star treck fans that still have virgin minds. lol
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Great, now I have that in my "recent searches." >_>
Hehehehehe a comic after my heart <3
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*hysterical laugh*
All in favor of the motion say Ni!
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You mean normal people don't argue about the ethics of Necromancy? Do they already have the answer!? WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL US!?
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I just found what the pick up line means.
Wow, just wow...
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Yeah, isn't learning fun?
---AK
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Not what that line means, I can't unsee that.
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I, too, thought I was one of those cool dorks.
The tattoos, married to the hot guy mean nothing when you see the tv commercial for the new Metroid game in a crowded bar and scream "Samus!" and everybody looks at you wondering what the fuck is a samus.
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It's all true. I'm one of those guys.
---AK
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The cool dork, the hot guy or the the one that yells "Samus!"?
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Can I be all three?
---AK
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I wouldn't expect anything less!
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Hey, ya can't argue with Winslow's logic. No, really. You can't. Innocent catgirls die from it
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It's true. Medical fact.
---AK
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And I saw it happen
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I guess that's how you tell a real Klingon from the fakers.
---AK
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If Winslow's gonna charm the metal breastplate off of a Klingon, he's gonna have to remember to duck a lot.
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Roses are from Mars,
Violets are from Venus,
Now won't you come over
and partake in my penis?
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