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Published: 2007-10-13 14:21:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 8698; Favourites: 131; Downloads: 79
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Description Winslow has taken it upon himself to seek out and provide judgement for anyone he suspects to be a witch. At first, no one minded because all that really entailed was hitting teenagers loitering around the supermarket with a battered copy of the Malleus Maleficarum. It was only a matter of time before he targeted Quentin Sadguy's (yes, I've finally named that depressing bastard) mother with more traditional witch hunting measures.

Mrs. Sadguy is alive and well (though smelling of a Hawaiian barbeque), and Winslow is now serving a life sentence in prison "until such time as he is deemed fit to leave or he escapes."

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

---AK
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2014-02-23 15:51:08 +0000 UTC]

Necromancers are safe.

---AK

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Ask-SnowStorm [2013-08-31 18:49:38 +0000 UTC]

Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β 

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Lunar-Gone-Solar [2013-02-26 03:25:35 +0000 UTC]

Rob's facial expression. Priceless. The locket too (maybe). xD

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JOHN-DOEnKRIS-DARIO [2010-01-29 22:16:25 +0000 UTC]

disco inferno

John Doe

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JacquiJax [2008-11-12 03:54:03 +0000 UTC]

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Thebrassmunkey [2008-08-23 23:42:58 +0000 UTC]

Ha, good job Witch Hunter Winslow!

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Dextear [2008-01-01 20:28:00 +0000 UTC]

Try my sister next, please! I even saw her make our cat g...row....
Bad pun. @_@
~MC

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Sinlust [2007-11-05 21:17:31 +0000 UTC]

my mom next! XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Sinlust [2007-11-05 23:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Guh?!

---AK

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fhqwhgus [2007-10-30 02:06:15 +0000 UTC]

And what does Winslow burn, apart from witches?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to fhqwhgus [2007-10-30 22:44:09 +0000 UTC]

More witches!

---AK

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fhqwhgus In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2007-10-30 23:48:16 +0000 UTC]

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aseret-kitsune [2007-10-26 04:23:11 +0000 UTC]

Nice. At least he gave him her locket.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to aseret-kitsune [2007-10-26 21:41:44 +0000 UTC]

He's a kind-hearted soul. Sometimes.

---AK

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Buuya [2007-10-17 12:54:18 +0000 UTC]



What a system. They used to stick people in a bag and dunk them in teh river, and if they died, they were forgiven and blessed. If they survived, they were obviously a witch, and they were hung

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Buuya [2007-10-17 21:09:04 +0000 UTC]

Exactly. It boggles the mind.

---AK

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evilalive [2007-10-17 04:04:41 +0000 UTC]

i got banned from places for this...

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evilalive In reply to evilalive [2007-10-19 06:03:31 +0000 UTC]

idk.... your moms...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to evilalive [2007-10-17 21:08:18 +0000 UTC]

Sexy places?

---AK

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pookay [2007-10-16 16:09:25 +0000 UTC]

oh wow. thats sooo messed up lol

i had to laugh.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to pookay [2007-10-16 22:12:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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Captain-Geek-Squid [2007-10-15 21:50:40 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahah XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Captain-Geek-Squid [2007-10-16 22:27:26 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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Afrodisium [2007-10-15 13:19:04 +0000 UTC]

You need therapy for making this. And I need therapy for reading it.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Afrodisium [2007-10-15 21:02:13 +0000 UTC]

Maybe we can get a two for one deal.

---AK

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Afrodisium In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2007-10-16 12:00:55 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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amon-ra-chibi [2007-10-15 07:54:30 +0000 UTC]

NO, now I'm gonna have to bust him out!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to amon-ra-chibi [2007-10-15 21:03:01 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure he'll do fine on his own.

---AK

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amon-ra-chibi In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2007-10-16 02:51:20 +0000 UTC]

XD Very true lol

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RAY16 [2007-10-14 20:17:36 +0000 UTC]

Good one.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to RAY16 [2007-10-14 20:40:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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IOWNHELL [2007-10-14 13:19:35 +0000 UTC]

it made my day

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to IOWNHELL [2007-10-14 20:41:10 +0000 UTC]

Score!

---AK

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Omnywrench [2007-10-14 03:10:43 +0000 UTC]

She turned me into a newt.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Omnywrench [2007-10-14 20:41:41 +0000 UTC]

Did you get better?

---AK

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ErinHunting [2007-10-14 03:03:33 +0000 UTC]

Great stuff-you keep rolling these out consistently at a high level-I really enjoy the expressions here too.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ErinHunting [2007-10-14 20:42:38 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, Erin.

---AK

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shesedwhat [2007-10-14 02:59:54 +0000 UTC]

that is really funny. you should do a prisonbreak-esque series comic for his escape.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to shesedwhat [2007-10-14 20:42:53 +0000 UTC]

That'd be funny.

---AK

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Corsetx [2007-10-14 00:51:25 +0000 UTC]

: goes to break Winslow out of prison : Great comic! Mmm...Hawaiian barbeque XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Corsetx [2007-10-14 02:24:48 +0000 UTC]

Jailbreak!

---AK

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ionboy [2007-10-14 00:17:33 +0000 UTC]

i love your dry sense of humor

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ionboy [2007-10-14 02:25:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks very much.

---AK

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yoodi [2007-10-14 00:01:43 +0000 UTC]

But didn't she have a wart?!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to yoodi [2007-10-14 02:25:57 +0000 UTC]

Nope. And Winslow could find any other part worth lancing with a needle.

---AK

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yoseimurasaki [2007-10-13 23:48:51 +0000 UTC]

I don't know what's funnier, the description or the picture.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to yoseimurasaki [2007-10-14 02:30:09 +0000 UTC]

As long as it's at least one and not none I can be satisfied.

---AK

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katat0nik [2007-10-13 20:35:14 +0000 UTC]

LOL
That's so sweet, Winslow saved the locket...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to katat0nik [2007-10-14 02:26:30 +0000 UTC]

Well, he thought it was gold, but it turns out it was only gold plated.

---AK

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Zorgia [2007-10-13 20:26:48 +0000 UTC]

Well, how else would he know if she was indeed a witch if he didn't try?

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