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AK-Is-Harmless β Depression Equates To Muffins
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Published: 2005-02-05 15:44:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 7459; Favourites: 111; Downloads: 316
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Cartoon Characters + Depression + Squiggly Black Things = Emotional Depth + Muffins?Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/postβ¦
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You just need to stop. For yourself.
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Aww, muffins make me happy inside... maybe there's something wrong with me!
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Muffins make most people happy inside. Except corpses.
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It depends on who the corpse is.
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Not all muffins.
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my army of shadow muffins beg to differ
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O shure, blame the poor muffins for everything
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I'm sure they're responsible for something other than deliciousness.
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yes, we just have to figure out what that is
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Man, that's hilarious!!! What's even funnier is I'm depressed and I was eating muffins! Finally, an explanation!
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Things can only get better after that.
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MUFFIN ANGST!
I don't quite know why I find this so funny...but I do!
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very. cool. art. you. got. interesting. funny. inspiring...
probably don't have to tell you "keep it up" (it's what everyone always says, isn't it?) but still, hopefully you can achieve something very great...
i'll keep on visiting
cheers
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Thank you. Glad you enjoy my nonsense.
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in other words muffins are evil if they're not chocoalet!!!
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just goes to show thier is a logical explantion for everything XD
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But of course!
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The muffins can easily be tagged down for a lot of things like this. >.O
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Damn right!
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I happen to like muffins. I lived on muffins for two days once. Literally. Then again I'm not exactly a cheerful person.
And as a side note, the squiggly black things are weirding me out. Way too much emotional depth for me...
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What exactly was in those muffins?
cause I think I ate one....
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I dunno. Something really bad?
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Hmmm, as long as is wasn't bran....
thats stuff kills me....
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His grandmother's ashes.
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Ahh, well that would do it.
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dude and i thought winslow was the one to eat stuff not ment for consumption, though i understand muffins are, this is so true why else would blueberries be so... blue. suddenly i hear bb king.
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BB King lives in muffins?
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indeed he does king of the blues lives in all hues unless theres an outbreak of euphoria.
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oh so thats the reason for my depression 
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Hmm... were they bran muffins? THOSE act as a depressant...
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There's nothing more depressing than regular bowell movements.
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You ever see that animation about the muffin tree?
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There's a muffin TREE now?
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One guy said that our feelings mannifest themselves in our work, hope you're felling ok. Hmm... depression muffins... This must be the inverse of the equasion: zoloft + li'll eggy things = no more depresion + extream hyperness.
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Actually, I couldn't feel LESS depressed. Ben and Winslow are often a manifestation of myself. Random zipper guy isn't.
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Aw man, I'm terribly sorry to hear that. I hope you get to feeling better soon. Can't have some of my inspiration felling down in the dumps now.
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*bakes some new muffins for the zipper-guy*
I make good, non-depressing muffins! Made with love, and cake flour.
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But mostly cake flour, right?
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Marvelous work, absolutely hilarious.
It also kind of reminds me of a line I'd use from time to time, similar to "muffins" but not quite. Whenever I'd come across someone spouting self-deprecating bullshit, I'd go "...or it's probably just gas."
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Yeah, but with some people, it really IS gas...
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Too true. I think Pepto Bismol and Maalox have a whole new demographic to market their products to. Think of the possibilities! They can make them in different flavors and whatnot, they'll sell out in no time at Hot Topics everywhere.
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You need to balance that equation, dear sir.
Like how 2H20 --> H2 + 02 .
KNOW YOUR SCIENCE. 
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It's not a scientific equation. It's a mathematical one, where Cartoon Characters (c) plus Depression (d) plus Squiggly Black Things (sbt) equals Emotional Depth (ed) plus an unknown muffin amount, or x. So c + d +sbt = ed + x
Solve for pie.
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