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Published: 2016-03-22 21:22:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 11919; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 1
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One thing new parents don’t really think about is the breast pump. Seriously. It’s easy to understand the concept of breastfeeding, but many people fail to realize that moms are producing milk all the time, whether the baby is hungry or not. Baby might be asleep. Mom might be at work. Hell, baby might not even want breastmilk, preferring formula instead. But the breastmilk is still there, folks. Enter the breast pump: a device straight from a dairy cow’s nightmare, made travel size for mom’s convenience. Every three hours, day or night, mom turns on that accursed device, which makes a sound like a muffled washing machine as it literally milks her. It is truly surreal.
That being said, I honestly don’t know what Robot Ben is even doing in this comic.
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Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…
This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, March 18th.
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---AK
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Comments: 27
My cousin had a baby in December and she didn't have an easy time breastfeeding. Doctors had to clip the baby's tongue so she could nurse. Then when my cousin tried to move the baby to a bottle filled with breast milk so she could go back to work, the baby refused the bottle.
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Why didn't they just give the kid a bottle of formula from the start?
---AK
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My cousin wanted to breastfeed.
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That would be uncomfortable for mom. That thing don't look very gentle.
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From what I hear, neither are hungry babies.
---AK
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I know the dreadful sound of that breast pump... Kinda glad my sister used to blast her music when that THING was around
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It's an abomination.
---AK
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Technology is weird.
---AK
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LOL.
I thought for a second, Robot Ben was bringing the guy a cookie and breastmilk.
Kudos.
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He's keeping the milk all to himself.
---AK
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i have to be prepared for this!! (yeah! im gonna be a daddy in june!)
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Congrats, dude! That's exciting.
---AK
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Hahaha good point
Maybe robot Ben wants to be the breast pump?
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Maybe. Maybe.
---AK
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rofl.. at first i was like.. wait, what? xD then i got it
reading while still groggy from sleeping = ftw x3
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That's the best time to read. Everything is funnier.
---AK
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