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Published: 2018-08-07 23:54:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 1636; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 1
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Dominion over the dead is nice, but Kurt’s really only into necromancy for the fashion.
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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, August 3rd.
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I feel I could have this power too. It's really accessible.
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It really is. Magic doesn't need to be for the spellcrafting elite. It can also be for the very loud.
---AK
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Why do I get the feeling that Winslow is trying to look nonchalant and like he had nothing to do with the axe incident...?
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You can't prove anything!
---AK
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Maybe it'd work better in his clerical pirate hat? Does the Church of Big Peanuts even have a stance on raising the dead?
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Necromancy is fully sanctioned by the Church off Big Peanuts. As is malicious taxidermy and buffalo whispering.
---AK
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Malicious taxidermy sounds right up Winslow's alley. I'm morbidly curious as to what constitutes malicious; I mean, I saw a bear in a Scottish museum that was posed in a way that was reminiscent of Nixon...
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According to the Criminal Code of Things I Just Made Up, malicious taxidermy is defined as "any taxidermy or taxidermy-related practice, including embalming, stuffing, and mummification, performed with the intent to offend, slander, or cause real bodily harm to another individual or group of individuals."
---AK
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Right? All he needs is a living wage.
---AK
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I'd just yell "Hocus Pocus" and expect nothing to happen.
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And that's exactly when something WOULD happen.
---AK
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Not something intended, no doubt.
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Agreed. Probably the most romantic thing I've ever drawn.
---AK
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