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Published: 2012-07-11 22:44:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 1394; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 21
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Did more crack RP and took it upon myself to draw some stupid stuff. YUP YUPI suggest you go see (Crack is Wack) if you ever hope to attempt to get this which you prolly never will.
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SPARKLES NEIGHED AND REARED EPICALLY AS THE SUN SHOWN THROUGHT THE SEWERS BECAUSE THE SUN CAN DO THAT IN NEW YORK AND PROCEEDED TO SIT ON TOP OF BOTH LAQUESHA AND ANDAH. HER TUMMY RUMBLED BECAUSE SHE WAS HUNGRY SO SHE STARTED EATING LAQUESHA'S MANHOLE COVERS BECAUSE SHE NEEDED MORE IRON IN HER DIET BUT I DON'T KNOW IF MANHOLE COVERS ARE MADE OF IRON BUT I ALSO DONT CARE. WHEN SHE FINISHED EATING THE MANHOLE COVERED, LEAVING LAQUESHA FEELING NAKED SHE LEPT AWAY, BUT NOT BEFORE KICKING ANDAH IN THE FACE.
ADAH JUST ABOUT DIED WITH THAT BIG BUTT SAT ON HER AND WHEN SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS FREE OF THE HORRIBLE MENACE SHE WAS KICKED IN THE FACE. AND IT PROBABLY KNOCKED ONE OF HER FANGS OUT BECAUSE THAT HORSE IS A BUTT AND HAD A ROOM FULL OF ALL KINDS OF TROPHY BUTTS. IN HER ANGER OF LOSING HER FANG SHE PULLED A TANK AND THREW AT HUGE SHEET OF CONCRETE AT THAT BIG BUTT. IT WAS NOW HER MISSION TO GET BACK AT SPARKLES AND SHE GRABBED LAQUESHAS ARM AND DRUG THE POOR NEKKID FEELING GIRL DEEPER INTO THE SEWERS AND AFTER THE HORSE.
LAQUESHA WEEPED FOR HER MISSING MANHOLE CORVERS AS SHE WAS DRUG AWAY, BUT HER GRIEF WAS SOON REPLACED WITH RAGE AND SHE YANKED HER ARM OUT OF ANDAH'S HANDS AND GRABBED HER BY THE SHOULDERS AND THREW THER GLITTERY VAMPIRE IN SPARKLES FACE BEFORE RUNNING AWWAY DEEPER INTO THE SEWER
SEEING AS SPARKLES WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM THEM, THE GLITTERY VAMPIRE WAS THROWN AT AND HIT THE HORSE'S BUTT. SPARKLES WAS OFFENDED AND PROCEEDED TO FART IRON SHAVINGS OF HATRED FROM HER BUTT, PROPELLING HER LIKE A ROCKET TOWARDS THE FLEEING LAQUESHA. IN THE PROCESS, ANDAH WAS TANGLED IN THE HORSE'S MAGIC HAIR AND WAS DRAGGED ALONG FOR THE RIDE, BEING CUT BY THE IRON SHAVINGS.
MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER SECTION OF THE SEWERS, MIKEY WAS PLAYING DDR WITH RAPH AND WAS WINNING BE CAUSE WE ALL KNOW RAPH CAN'T DANCE. "OMIGAAAWSSH" RAPH COMPLAINED, "THE MAT DOESN'T WORK, THATS WHY I NO WIN!" "NO, YOU NO WIN CUZ YOUR DANCE SKILL SUCK EGGS AND BACON AND...AND....ALL THE BREAKFAST FOOD!" MIKEY PROCLAIMED. THE RAPH PAUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND HE CRIED.
SEEING AS SPARKLES WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM THEM, THE GLITTERY VAMPIRE WAS THROWN AT AND HIT THE HORSE'S BUTT. SPARKLES WAS OFFENDED AND PROCEEDED TO FART IRON SHAVINGS OF HATRED FROM HER BUTT, PROPELLING HER LIKE A ROCKET TOWARDS THE FLEEING LAQUESHA. IN THE PROCESS, ANDAH WAS TANGLED IN THE HORSE'S MAGIC HAIR AND WAS DRAGGED ALONG FOR THE RIDE, BEING CUT BY THE IRON SHAVINGS.
MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER SECTION OF THE SEWERS, MIKEY WAS PLAYING DDR WITH RAPH AND WAS WINNING BE CAUSE WE ALL KNOW RAPH CAN'T DANCE. "OMIGAAAWSSH" RAPH COMPLAINED, "THE MAT DOESN'T WORK, THATS WHY I NO WIN!" "NO, YOU NO WIN CUZ YOUR DANCE SKILL SUCK EGGS AND BACON AND...AND....ALL THE BREAKFAST FOOD!" MIKEY PROCLAIMED. THE RAPH PAUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND HE CRIED.
ANDAH LAZY CRIED IN THE HORSES' TAIL BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T DESERVE ALL THIS ABUSE. SHE QUICKLY USED HER INHUMAN POWERS AND RIPPED HERSELF FREE BEFORE SPARKLES COLLIDED WITH THE WALL. "YOU GAIZ ARE A-HOLES. I DUN WANNA PLAY ANYMORE." SHE WHINED AND PROCEEDED TO LAZY CRY BESIDE THE NASTY BECAUSE THE HORSE WAS SUCH A BUTT TO HER. LEO SHOOK HIS HEAD AT RAPH AFTER HE SPASHED THE GAME INTO THE TV. "Y U NO DO THIS TO BAD GAIZ INSTEAD OF OUR TV?" HE ASKED BEFORE THE TURTLE LEFT AND WAS KNOCKED BACK.
Oooooooooohkkaaaaaaaaay, i'm done. This is what crack does to you, don't do it kiddies~
Laquesha(who isn't pictured here) is
Sparkles the Horse is mine
Andah is
TMNT belong to Nickelodeon
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Comments: 22
Albo-Beati7 In reply to MoltoFuckingBene [2013-01-31 21:55:53 +0000 UTC]
I dunno, i think i was high on something!
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iBeewitched [2012-07-15 22:00:30 +0000 UTC]
MANHOLE COVERS
GURL THAT'S HOW I GET MY IRON TOO
DEM TURTLES <3
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL HOT FANFICTION
Sparkles the horse is just too much swagger
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Albo-Beati7 In reply to iBeewitched [2012-07-15 22:43:21 +0000 UTC]
AMG, THEY ARE DELICIOUS WITH CREAM SAUCE
DEM SQUIGGLY TURTLES~ <3333
BEST FANFICTION, WE'LL WIN SO MANY AWARDS AND BE LOVED BY ALL
Can't handle that swag bby~
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MercenaryNox [2012-07-13 01:02:12 +0000 UTC]
With those glasses the horse almost looks like a hipster. It was eating manhole covers before it went mainstream.
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Albo-Beati7 In reply to MercenaryNox [2012-07-13 02:37:59 +0000 UTC]
LOL, hipsters can't handle that horse swag
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littlecrazyneko411 [2012-07-12 05:31:32 +0000 UTC]
.......................I think my brain just exploded
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Albo-Beati7 In reply to littlecrazyneko411 [2012-07-13 00:07:48 +0000 UTC]
as it should have
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littlecrazyneko411 In reply to Albo-Beati7 [2012-07-13 03:26:52 +0000 UTC]
*brain dead* duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Albo-Beati7 In reply to Agetian [2012-07-12 04:37:28 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Thanks so much! My friends and I come up with some crazy things
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Agetian In reply to Albo-Beati7 [2012-07-12 04:40:37 +0000 UTC]
Hehe no problem, my friend, it's great! xD
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Ruler0fFire [2012-07-12 02:47:42 +0000 UTC]
I dunno whether to laugh, or mourn the loss of the manhole covers. All I truly know is that I'm NEVER doing crack.
THANKS TO YOU I AM DRUG FREE
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Albo-Beati7 In reply to Ruler0fFire [2012-07-12 04:03:11 +0000 UTC]
EXCELLENT.
NOW I CAN HAVE ALL THE CRACK TO MYSELF
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the-grey-fox [2012-07-11 23:05:15 +0000 UTC]
HULK RAPH AND RABID LEO!!!! ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!
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MadDerp [2012-07-11 22:47:24 +0000 UTC]
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OMG....HAHAHA. This is so much better than I imagined.
Leo and Raph...I can't....I just can't. I love you soo much...LAWD...My stomach....it hurts.
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Albo-Beati7 In reply to MadDerp [2012-07-11 22:53:32 +0000 UTC]
LOLOLOL
I love giving you more than you expect!!!
Raph and Leo are so easy to make fun of, FOR SERIOUS.
I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH.
-pats your tummy-
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MadDerp In reply to Albo-Beati7 [2012-07-11 22:59:29 +0000 UTC]
YOU DO A GOOD JOB TOO.
hahaha I think all of them are easy to make fun of. DONNIE AND HIS TECHNOLOGY.
ILU too
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