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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...
I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 503
Exotica745 [2017-11-21 12:13:33 +0000 UTC]
bananas produce melanin. I don't know how this pertains to racism.
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evyboss103 [2014-06-11 00:10:54 +0000 UTC]
Potatoes also have eyes.
But corn have ears.
I'm a cortato.
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Razzmatazzy In reply to evyboss103 [2014-07-11 05:35:04 +0000 UTC]
LMAO!
Oh sweet lord XDDDDDD
I don't know WHY that made me laugh so hard but I just can't stop! XDDDDDDD 'cortato' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, you get some awesome points for that. That made my day. ^_^
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MadCupcake911 [2013-06-14 22:27:07 +0000 UTC]
i would say im a BROtato XD (the stupid/funny word i made up that ended up being the name of my volleyball team in gym!)
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DortAmKlavier [2013-02-13 03:00:04 +0000 UTC]
That argument doesn't work. Learn you Barbara Celarent!!!
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GenoX11 [2013-02-04 03:07:06 +0000 UTC]
Cucumbers are 90% water. I can walk on cucumbers. Therefore, I must be 90% Jesus.
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GenoX11 [2013-01-17 03:43:40 +0000 UTC]
I can sing. Whales can sing. Therefore, I must be a whale.
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HinataBaby89 [2012-11-17 18:42:44 +0000 UTC]
"if you smash a tomato, runny red stuff comes out. Same thing happens if you hit me in the nose. So I must be a tomato." xD
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eeveerulez23 [2012-09-13 00:41:20 +0000 UTC]
I have 4 limbs, dragons have 4 limbs, therefore I must be a dragon
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SigmaElain [2012-09-05 02:16:25 +0000 UTC]
I can't fly. Unicorns can't fly. Therefore, I must be a unicorn.
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MayCraren [2012-08-30 01:33:39 +0000 UTC]
Yes, but a potato grows in the ground, therefore you aren't a potato.
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super-GME [2012-08-29 04:13:14 +0000 UTC]
My friend and I both have nick names, and hers is potato, and mine is tomato.
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wikikid [2012-08-25 18:56:07 +0000 UTC]
you know what, i always call my brother a potato, and now he has to read this XD
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