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Published: 2012-08-19 21:36:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 28321; Favourites: 2101; Downloads: 634
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 503

Exotica745 [2017-11-21 12:13:33 +0000 UTC]

bananas produce melanin. I don't know how this pertains to racism.

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evyboss103 [2014-06-11 00:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Potatoes also have eyes.
But corn have ears.
I'm a cortato.

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Razzmatazzy In reply to evyboss103 [2014-07-11 05:35:04 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!

Oh sweet lord XDDDDDD

I don't know WHY that made me laugh so hard but I just can't stop! XDDDDDDD 'cortato' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, you get some awesome points for that. That made my day. ^_^

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evyboss103 In reply to Razzmatazzy [2014-07-11 21:45:34 +0000 UTC]

XD Lol. thanks?

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Razzmatazzy In reply to evyboss103 [2014-07-12 18:40:13 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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evyboss103 In reply to Razzmatazzy [2014-07-12 20:20:16 +0000 UTC]

No prob~

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MegaChocoManiac [2013-08-06 20:18:48 +0000 UTC]

BROTATOS!!!!

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MadCupcake911 [2013-06-14 22:27:07 +0000 UTC]

i would say im a BROtato XD (the stupid/funny word i made up that ended up being the name of my volleyball team in gym!)

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Ginko-333 [2013-06-12 21:05:24 +0000 UTC]

POTATOE! XP

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iluvgaara3357 [2013-05-15 22:09:57 +0000 UTC]

yes, yes i am

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XxIceSpiritOfSCxX [2013-04-06 04:45:27 +0000 UTC]

lol o_o

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MystiqueEchoes [2013-02-23 03:14:39 +0000 UTC]

XD

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DortAmKlavier [2013-02-13 03:00:04 +0000 UTC]

That argument doesn't work. Learn you Barbara Celarent!!!

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GenoX11 [2013-02-04 03:07:06 +0000 UTC]

Cucumbers are 90% water. I can walk on cucumbers. Therefore, I must be 90% Jesus.

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CrumbledWings In reply to GenoX11 [2013-02-17 18:20:11 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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TalkativeTiaD [2013-01-28 01:47:22 +0000 UTC]

and they have eyes!

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MadaraUchiha7 [2013-01-24 22:45:25 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Catloverlsal [2013-01-24 20:23:37 +0000 UTC]

Ah, logic....
Sometimes it doesn't work.

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GenoX11 [2013-01-17 03:43:40 +0000 UTC]

I can sing. Whales can sing. Therefore, I must be a whale.

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TheRemixMaster [2012-12-27 15:22:17 +0000 UTC]

This logic... I agree with it.

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HinataBaby89 [2012-11-17 18:42:44 +0000 UTC]

"if you smash a tomato, runny red stuff comes out. Same thing happens if you hit me in the nose. So I must be a tomato." xD

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gaboogleblinghead [2012-11-02 21:04:34 +0000 UTC]

Haha

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Morzone [2012-10-28 01:44:32 +0000 UTC]

lmao!!

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Informative-Silver [2012-09-15 01:54:15 +0000 UTC]

o3o me no wanna be mash potatoes!! D:

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eeveerulez23 [2012-09-13 00:41:20 +0000 UTC]

I have 4 limbs, dragons have 4 limbs, therefore I must be a dragon

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levina-c [2012-09-06 01:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Insane troll logic ftw

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SigmaElain [2012-09-05 02:16:25 +0000 UTC]

I can't fly. Unicorns can't fly. Therefore, I must be a unicorn.

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g-girl1 In reply to SigmaElain [2013-06-08 19:07:46 +0000 UTC]

B)

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valwolfpaw In reply to SigmaElain [2012-09-05 04:08:30 +0000 UTC]

YEAHHHHH

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Sharpie1023 [2012-09-04 23:01:41 +0000 UTC]

flailplz lol

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Sharpie1023 [2012-09-04 22:59:40 +0000 UTC]

lol

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UrbanFurest [2012-09-04 21:02:37 +0000 UTC]

I can count to potatoe!

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xXmattsgogglesXx [2012-09-02 07:29:36 +0000 UTC]

Or... potatoes are people

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g-girl1 In reply to xXmattsgogglesXx [2013-06-08 19:08:11 +0000 UTC]

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austriassoul [2012-08-30 02:36:21 +0000 UTC]

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g-girl1 In reply to austriassoul [2013-06-08 19:08:26 +0000 UTC]

OH GERMANY.

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austriassoul In reply to g-girl1 [2013-06-08 19:11:53 +0000 UTC]

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g-girl1 In reply to austriassoul [2013-06-17 17:38:21 +0000 UTC]

x3

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MayCraren [2012-08-30 01:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but a potato grows in the ground, therefore you aren't a potato.

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super-GME [2012-08-29 04:13:14 +0000 UTC]

My friend and I both have nick names, and hers is potato, and mine is tomato.

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ArtGurl3 [2012-08-28 01:44:03 +0000 UTC]

mind = blown

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karabasik17 [2012-08-27 14:16:45 +0000 UTC]

And this is absolutley logical.

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Stack-A-Cat [2012-08-27 01:56:00 +0000 UTC]

potatoes also have eyes just saying.

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WaddleBuff [2012-08-26 20:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Checkmate, atheists!

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SnowyTheLeafeon [2012-08-26 18:12:45 +0000 UTC]

This.
Is.
THE.
BEST!

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wikikid [2012-08-25 18:56:07 +0000 UTC]

you know what, i always call my brother a potato, and now he has to read this XD

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Sakynator [2012-08-25 16:13:35 +0000 UTC]

YES!!! Oh my gosh you're awesome!!!

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Anoaku [2012-08-25 14:47:00 +0000 UTC]

GLaDOS would hate this.

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Nemononiam [2012-08-25 13:49:05 +0000 UTC]

Flawless logic.

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TheRemixMaster [2012-08-24 16:06:47 +0000 UTC]

And a proud potato I am U.U

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