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Published: 2012-11-30 01:58:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 333; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 5
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Ey, how's it goin'? *licks lips with slithering tongue*Say... do you like roses, child? *wide, razor-toothed smile*
...
*a tentacle grabs your arm*
You'd better.
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Enope! -pulls out a gun-
I have :iconIka-Mosome:. You are invalid.
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Do you really think a simple gun can stand up to the pimp cane of the sexual-offenderman?
*scoff* *scoff*
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Not just a gun I have . He is invalid in the light of awesome cuteness.
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Hehe.. Her being cute makes it even easier... what do you think I'm going to use the pimp cane for..?
*licks lips as he stares into the big, innocent eyes of the small squid girl*
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Yes, but she has tentacles, can glow, and can breathe on land or in the water. Oh and she has a creepy ninja kung fu supernatural girl on her side. Who beat her up on the first episode with ninja kung fu...... Beat that.
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I also have tentacles, I can see in the dark, I can teleport, and I have hundreds of years of demonic child-seeking lust.
Oh, and a cane. A long, rough, unlubricated cane.
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And if u read the desc of the creator he prefers teens and young adults, not kids.
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*and then Smexy said Screw the Rules, and kidnapped the 9-year old anyway.
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She also barfs squid ink.... and is an absolute brat....... also screams REALLY loud and actually creeps me out more than the 'mans.
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It only furthers Smexy's erection.
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Oh and she's also a squid and only 9 years old.
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Even better.
With both of our sets of tentacles, I say she'll be quite occupied.
wait...
..did you say 9 years old?
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Yes, yes I did.
If u don't like that, f*** off.(jk)
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*reads destription* I AM 14 AND PEDOPHILE AND I HATE ROSES and i'm and my virginity is dead
HURRYA FUR SMEXYMAN (i call him that)
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