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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 01:16:09 +0000 UTC]

*you hear mechanical whirring*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:05:37 +0000 UTC]

Huh? What was that? *I look for the source, using my Maglite to assist me.*

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:09:55 +0000 UTC]

*You see her activating*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:11:41 +0000 UTC]

Hmm... *I decide to take a closer look.*

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:12:32 +0000 UTC]

*There is a screen next to her, it says “Select size”*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:13:59 +0000 UTC]

What size should I pick?... Hmm... Ah, here we go. *I proceed to pick the size shown in the image.*

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:14:53 +0000 UTC]

*her body gets... ahem... SUPER DUPER EXTRA DUMMY THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC (disclaimer, this size is MUCH bigger then in the picture)*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:16:00 +0000 UTC]

Whoa... Should've expected that.

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:16:47 +0000 UTC]

*she looked nice~”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:17:25 +0000 UTC]

*I just barely poke her shoulder.*

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:17:42 +0000 UTC]

*she fully activated*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:18:24 +0000 UTC]

*I very quickly pull my hand back.*

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:21:56 +0000 UTC]

*Her head turned to look at you*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:23:28 +0000 UTC]

Uh... Hey, there... Heh...

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:25:17 +0000 UTC]

*She tilted her head in confusion*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:26:46 +0000 UTC]

How are you?

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:27:14 +0000 UTC]

“I’m good, I guess”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:28:13 +0000 UTC]

The name's [REDACTED]. *I hold out my hand for a handshake.*

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:31:02 +0000 UTC]

“Um... what are you doing?”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:32:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm offering a handshake.

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:32:37 +0000 UTC]

“What is a handshake?”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:34:09 +0000 UTC]

*I stare at her with a look on my face that clearly says "BRUH".*

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:34:31 +0000 UTC]

*she was still very confused*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:35:28 +0000 UTC]

All you gotta do is firmly grip someone's hand, and shake their hand. That simple.

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:36:27 +0000 UTC]

(“Firmly grasp it” -Patrick Star)
*she grips your hand, and almost breaks it*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:38:58 +0000 UTC]

(FIRMLY GRASP IT!)
Not too firmly, though... Oh god, that hurts...

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:39:44 +0000 UTC]

*She lets go of your Hand*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:40:16 +0000 UTC]

I think your grip was a bit too firm...

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:40:30 +0000 UTC]

“I see”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:45:09 +0000 UTC]

Just make sure your grip is reasonably firm for the person you're shaking hands with.

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:45:32 +0000 UTC]

*She grips your hand, it isn’t too bad*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:47:29 +0000 UTC]

There you go. Now you're getting it. *We shake hands with each other.*

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:48:21 +0000 UTC]

“Are you my master?”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:49:46 +0000 UTC]

How am I supposed to know?

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:50:17 +0000 UTC]

“Did you activate me?”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:56:01 +0000 UTC]

Uh... No, not that I remember...

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:56:44 +0000 UTC]

“Well someone must have tampered with my settings, as this isn’t my normal size*

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:58:03 +0000 UTC]

*I sigh.* Ah shit...

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:58:18 +0000 UTC]

“Did you do this?”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 04:58:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... I'm sorry...

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 04:59:21 +0000 UTC]

“Oh, it’s ok”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 05:00:01 +0000 UTC]

Wait, really?

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 05:01:07 +0000 UTC]

“Yes, I was meant to be personalized to any person who activates me”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 05:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Are you okay with this size in any way?

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 05:02:20 +0000 UTC]

“I mean... I can be bigger~”

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oakhayboomer In reply to anonymous067 [2021-01-02 05:03:09 +0000 UTC]

Holy shit, for real?

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anonymous067 In reply to oakhayboomer [2021-01-02 05:03:35 +0000 UTC]

“Yup, and you can even make my breasts dispense milk~”

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