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ArchiCrash — Showdown in Isle 5

Published: 2012-01-17 14:33:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 440; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 3
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Description One of them is a master-salewoman, who specializing in moving high-quality products and impulse items. The other is a bargain shopper who's hatred of fanciness can not be overstated. Yes, its the Selling Wizard preparing to duel with the Grocery Store Witch! Because this supermarket clearly isn't big enough for the both of them....





....The Selling Wizard (on the left) is from the short film of the same name, which was shown as part of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode 'The Dead Talk Back.' Naturally, that would make the other lady the Grocery Store Witch, who comes from a short called 'Magical Disappearing Money', which was shown as a prelude to the RiffTrax Live eddition of 'House on Haunted Hill.' (a DVD which I highly recomend getting) Given that the two ladies share the same setting--in thier own world, as well as in how people know of them--yet have such radically different purposes, I figured that the two of them should meet, and inevidably fight.
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Comments: 6

BrigadierDarman [2012-01-27 16:30:43 +0000 UTC]

Concerning The Selling Wizard, "The Pizza Dominatrix"!

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surlana [2012-01-17 15:58:09 +0000 UTC]

Grocery Witch!!! Fools! wasting your hard earned dollar on frozen breaded zucchini!

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ArchiCrash In reply to surlana [2012-01-18 01:29:55 +0000 UTC]

Frankly, it boggles the mind that such a product even exists, much less would be a plot point.

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surlana In reply to ArchiCrash [2012-01-18 14:46:25 +0000 UTC]

unexpected zucchini plot points!!

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maxvision92 [2012-01-17 15:30:13 +0000 UTC]

I'll root for the Selling Wizard, if only because she doesn't try acting all whimsical.

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ArchiCrash In reply to maxvision92 [2012-01-18 01:28:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but the Grocery Witch has such colorful supporting characters! Like fuzzy hair ball lady, and the guy who was looking for beard completer.

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