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Description Name: The name's Wade Winston Wilson, whom you all know me as Deadpool!


Music Theme: I still retain my theme, Never Do It Now, whenever I get sent to duel some sucker in a Duel To The Death, and that I'm the opponent.



Appearance: I'm still in my game's original outfit.



Default color: (White Speech Bubble: Deadpool's color is red, remember?) (Yellow Speech Bubble: Yeah! Did you forget?)



Element: My element is, of course, Fire! (Yellow Speech Bubble: Fire rules! Who doesn't like Fire?) (White Speech Bubble: Maybe trees, plants, forests, forest rangers, nature lovers, and those who don't like, or USE, Fire?) Deadpool: Eh, then they're all just a bunch of pussies. (Yellow Speech Bubble: I think that was a death flag that just got raised.) (White Speech Bubble: No kidding.)



Race: I'm a Mutate! Or would I be considered as a Human/Mutant? (WSB: Human/Mutant does seem to have a nice ring to it.) (YSB: Did you see those Mutants we're going to be hunting? They're ugly!) (WSB: And hideous!)



Age: 30, of course!



Height: My height is 6' 2" (WSB: Which for all you Einsteins out there, 190 cm) (YSB: Hey! We're the same height as those two cyborg chicks' uncle!) DP: You mean, cyborg AND skintight nanosuit wearing chicks' uncle.



Weight: My weight, 210 lbs. (WSB: 185 kg. We're a little lighter than Michael.) DP: Yeah, but he's a cyborg, and cyborgs were meant to be heavy. Even for someone who's shiny bod with gold legs and silver arms like his that have some muscles to go with those pants and trench coat. (YSB: His shiny body has a 6-pack! *laughs* He's quite sexy, like us!) DP: I know, right?!



Killer Weapon: Well, since I can't bring all my toys, I'll be taking my Beauroyre Blades with me.



Rampage Attack: I'll be punching them like Baconboy. (WSB: That would be Edgar Oinkie) In other words, number 3.



360 Degree Attack: Suck It, Gravity!



Grab (Front): I punch my opponent in the gut, and then do a DDT on the sap.
Grab (Back): Β I punch my unsuspecting foe in the back of the head, then teleport in front of him/her, and uppercut him/her hard into the air. SHORYUKEN!
Killer Weapon (Ground): (WSB: If our attack connects, we will slash at the opponent as we continue to teleport all around him/her before we sheathe our swords, and blood or sparks fly out of the opponent's body.) DP: Slice and dice, baby!
Killer Weapon (Diving): (YSB: If we hit 'em on the way down, we'll knock 'em down to the ground as we jump back up into the air, and stab them in the face!) DP: Ouch! I hate to be the poor nut to get on the receiving end of that!



Ground Grab: It maybe meant for only the ladies, but I'm going to do what I did to Ol' Wolvie. (4)



Meteor Strike: LOOK OUT BELOW FOR NUMBER 1! (1)



Double-Team Taunt: I'll be punching the palm of my left hand, and getting dirt off of it before I start punching the daylights out of me and my partner's catch.



Mutant Finisher: One of these ugly mofos would try to grab me, but I would teleport behind it, swing around it, and then slice its head clean off.



Helicopter Drone Slam: Be ready for the long bomb. Powerbomb, that is.



Touchdown Slam: Hey, let me showoff in front of the cameras, if you would. (2)



Superstar Shot: Quick Work

I throw the ball high into the air, then I quickly teleport after it, and slice it into two fireballs, with one being the real ball, but both burn the living hell out of whoever not of my element as they fly into my opponents' goal.



Victory Stance: That's right. Mr. MVP right here. (3)




Boss Enemy Victory Pose: I'll be beating the bejeezus out of these uglies. Yeah! (1)



Just like in another project, I'll be voiced by Takehito Koyasu in Japanese, and Nolan North in English, both are quite badass. (YSB: Just like a lot of others!)



Place in New Asylum: I'll be sitting with one of my new buddies, Dante, eatin' some pizza while kicking back on our table, with our weapons to the side. (YSB: There were a lot of sexy girls in that place minding their own businesses, waiting to be selected.) (WSB: And guys, as well.)



When selected: I finish my slice off and grab my swords, showing everyone I'm ready to kick some ass.



Quotes

"So, who am I supposed to kill again? Doesn't matter, I'll kill 'em all!" - Selected
"Taunt button!" - First taunt
"Now, this is the part where I kick your ass." - Second taunt
"Heh, looks like you could use a beating." - Third taunt
"It is I, the Well-Compensated Establishment Provacateur!" - Fourth taunt
"Shoryuken!" - First quote when strong combo finishes
"Surrender, swine!" - Second quote when strong combo finishes
"Hey, what's your blood type/battery size?" - First quote after KW Grab finishes
"Whaddya think? Sharp, right?" - Second quote after KW Grab finishes
"Welcome to Loserville. Population: You." - First quote after killing opponent
"Yeah, that felt like a lesson." - Second quote after killing opponent
"Thanks for playing, chump." - Third quote after killing opponent
"Suck it, gravity!" - First quote when perfoming 360 Degree Attack
"No touchy-feely!" - Second quote when performing 360 Degree Attack
"PSYCH!!!" - Third quote when performing 360 Degree Attack
"Ah, you're gonna want to have a doctor to take a look at that." Executing a Mutant, Super Mutant, or Mutant Warrior
"Quick Work!" - Performing Superstar Shot
"Like a boss!" - First Place Finish/Team Victory/Survival Game Completed
"Eh, I was bored anyways. Not bad, player." - Second or Third Place Finish
"This is your fault, noob." - Defeated/Team Loss/Survival Game Over or Time Up/Fourth in Deathmatch
"You suck, player." - First quote when placed below top scores
"Never speak of this." - Second quote when placed below top scores
"OW!" - First quote when knocked back
"Hey." - Second quote when knocked back
"Whoa nellyyyyyyyyy!" - First quote after being thrown by a Mutant
"Random Ouch! No! Random Pain!" - Second quote after being thrown by a Mutant
"Ouch." - First quote when knocked out
"NO! NOT AGAAAAIIIN!" - Second quote when knocked out
"Shit!" - Third quote when knocked out


Taunt: I point at my chest with my thumb, telling everyone that I'm the MVP here.



Side in Campaign: None for the moment.



How to unlock: Either buy me in the PSN Store for $7.99, Xbox Marketplace for 1400 Microsoft Points, or, for all you PS4 owners out there, have the save game data of my awesome game.
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Comments: 6

TheAstuteDevil [2017-09-30 16:27:03 +0000 UTC]

Haven't seen one of these in a while... And you did not disappointΒ 

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ARMORCRYSTAL In reply to TheAstuteDevil [2017-09-30 16:30:55 +0000 UTC]

Well, I've been busy.

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ARMORCRYSTAL [2017-09-30 10:17:18 +0000 UTC]

As Deadpool learned the hard way, I'm not one who's willing to take a back seat for anyone, especially since I'm back in the fray, now that I feel better after cutting him up.

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Azmodan0210 In reply to ARMORCRYSTAL [2017-09-30 10:33:29 +0000 UTC]

Still Deadpool is everyone's fan favourite crazy lunatic. By the way! This is his last time Deadpool doing the bio of himself!

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ARMORCRYSTAL In reply to Azmodan0210 [2017-09-30 14:35:23 +0000 UTC]

Yep. But I'll admit, he's fine. And I did feel better doing what I did after having such a near bad week at the job. So I guess you could say that he's quite the comedian.

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Azmodan0210 In reply to ARMORCRYSTAL [2017-09-30 14:45:44 +0000 UTC]

And that's what we love from Deadpool! What next profile will be?

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