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Published: 2012-02-04 00:11:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 528; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 2
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My butt beats yours, amiga.<
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No me gusta BC
((Lol, alot of his family members has them ( mostly OCS), so I wouldn't be surprised xD ))
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i could tell everybody how you lost right now~
((then that means they can ward off the evils~))
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I should stop to begin so "casually" *coughs* on these links.
I really should... *COFF*
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Repeat what you just said? I couldn't really understand you, senorita.~
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H-hm,nothing,piciΓ³cu! *COFF*
((If you don't understand anything it's because sometimes I write in Sardinian |D))
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(( Oh haha xD I don't understand at all XD translations? ))
Oh, okay then~
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((piciΓ³cu means "boy" c: PiciΓ²ca means "girl". :3))
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((Oh~ I see, thank you! Learn something new everyday~ ; u ; ))
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(( No problem! I actually learn Sardinian from a glossary on web ;v; But I still learn from my grandma too! ))
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((Wow, nice! 8'D ))
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RIIIGHT -totally sarcastic-
Dat ass may be something, but I have a chest that's thrice the sexiness.
Plus, I. Sunk. ALL. Your. Ships.
Don't deny it c:
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/returns to oldself likeaboss/
I didn't mean to hurt you...
Lo siento, Ally...
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-sigh-
It's fine...
I would've taken my sword out... but I'm not in my (SUPERAWESOMELYSEXY) pirate suit.
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*smirks*
I would gladly have a battle with you, if you use your magic (?) to lead us back into the old days. Also to be in my SUPERAWESOMELYMORESEXY pirate suit AND MY CRAZYSEXYLOOKINGMEGUSTALISCIOUSOMGSOPRETTYANDSTRONGANDCOOLANDEVERYTHING weapon.
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*smirks evilly and snaps her finger.*
*travels to the old pirate days. she is now wearing her SUPERAWESOMELYSEXYOMFGGORGEOUSEXPOSINGCHESTSUPPORTINGPANDFUCKINGSEXY pirate suit.*
You see, there's a few things I'm better at than Arthur.
One is magic, two is being a pirate, and three,
just being Mother. Fucking. Sexy.
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Si, I see that...
*points at the sword at her while being oh so damn sexy*
But the one similarity is, I can always beat both of you, together. *snickers and smiles*
No magic.
Oh, and, you make the first move. *defending position*
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I'm going to play fair, don't worry.
*takes out sword in a seductive manner* ((LOLWHAT))
Besides, I sunk your ship back then, remember?
So you never beat me. *fuckin sexy wink*
The real ship.
*lunges at him, aiming for his neck*
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(OHGOD LOL))
Same, I go hard with both girls and boys, you're lucky. ((THIS SOUNDS WRONG...))
*dodges and swipes her legs with his leg, making her trip down onto the soft sand*
Come on, you can do better then that. I'm literally bored to death right now. *jumps back away for a bit so she wont have a comeback*
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((WAS THAT A BONER JOKE? BAHAHA
You just gave me a link to the front page xD))
*rolls back up and runs towards him, sword straight ahead aiming for his vital manpoint*
Oh please, I'm not even pumped up yet.
((...IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.))
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((Idk, I posted that by accident XD, AND MAYBEH))
Whoa there-
*Slashes his sword to her sword with his strength*
Maybe I should aim for your chest.
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((HEEHEE..))
*smirks and pulls out her sword, quickly lashing at his left thigh.*
I'd like to see you try aiming for my chest.
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/winces a bit from the deep cut, but returns a devious smile/
Not bad...
/quickly, with all his strength, lashes at her sword, slicing it in half/
Not as sharp now huh?
/laughs, while ripping out part of his pants, and wrapping around his wound. Yet he still staggered when he got up/
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*smirks at him*
Being a pirate, you have to carry a sword, a dagger and a gun. Always.
*takes out dagger and aims for his chest*
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I should have known, all this time I thought this was a swordfight.
* swiftly gets his gun, leaving his dagger for the moment and aimed at her arm with the dagger and shoot.*
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... PIRATE WARS. Blah.
*dodges the bullet and quickly takes out her gun as well, aiming for his gun*
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*Runs towards her with speed, taking out his dagger with no fear.*
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*brings herself into a defensive position*
BRING. IT.
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*gave her a sly smile*
*quickly gets his gun, while still holding his dagger, and pulls the trigger, while at full offence mode, he quickly snatched some of her weapons, such as the gun. Then back to defence, using his huge dagger as shield *
Soon, you have to fight with your bare arms. But for you-
((throws the weapons into the sea, disappearing))
I'll do the same.
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*smirks*
You, are an ass.
You have a sexy one too.
And you are too sweet.
*lunges at him at full force*
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*Poses*
I must agree-
*falls down, and rolls over and tops her easily*
A wise man once said, only a man can top woman.
*laughs and pushes her*
It's sort of hard to hurt a girl, you know. Man, my freaking thigh still hurts.
*grins*
Yet I still can't really hit you.
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*laughs* ((OH LOL. THE POSE))
I know you can't, Tonio~
It's why I won.
*takes your dagger and throws it into the sea*
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((FRENCH SPANISH STYLE BABY.))
I would of won, if I challenged your idiotic brother, but my weakness is girls like you.
*amused, and does the thinking pose*
Now what should I do?
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((BAHAHAH. YES))
Girls like me?
Arthur? Oh please, he was all talk and no power. I had all of his power. *wink*
What should you do now?
*throws dagger into the sea*
As I said, I'll play fair.
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Si, senorita.
*sighs*
THEN COME AT ME BRO.
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I feel somewhat insulted, yet flattered at the same time.
*tackles you and pins you down*
Screw the wise man. We're pirates.
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Haha~ Now that's what I'm talking about.
*the soft sand helped him not getting that much damaged from the tackle*
Now what are you going to do now, pirate?
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*grinnnn*
I.. .don't quite know.
But I'd like to do something I should've done back then.
*hovers over your face and starts collecting spit in her mouth*
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Ew, no.
*pushes her away*
*then laughs, and smiles*
Heheh, naw, I don't think you needed to that.
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*laughs uncontrollably*
So, who won?
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*frowns at one point, but laughs with her*
Let's just say it's a draw.
*winks*
Besides, I was going too easy for you. I lied when I said I fight equally strength with men and women.
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*frowns slightly, but grins again*
Really, now? Go easy on me?
Well, let's say I'll go all out on you next time. *snaps her finger again*
*things go back to normal, and your cut is gone*
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Haha, I'll be waiting then. That was an moment to remember.
/smiles, loving the old days/
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I know right c: we'll do this again some other time~
*grins happily*
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*nods in agreement*
Agreed, amiga. : )
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Muchas Gracias, and Berlin, I must say you are very beautiful inside and out!~
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Danke... I don't think I'm that pretty.
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You are pretty, and don't deny it!
*smiles*
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