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Maybe I must go to visit pipsqueak...//
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Then Rolf implore you, sir... why you must torment your very flesh and blood?
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I'm showing him the reality of the world, he can't trust no one, even me, if he don't grow up seeing how the deal is, then he's going to end up being a weak shit... ya wouldn't understand, ya're just a kid.
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*Rolf just stares at him, not sure what to say. Finally, he speaks, more in a whisper.* Rolf has seen Evil… it come in many forms… but the root of all Evil really exists inside each of us… our blackened hearts… but we are not born wicked… it only a thing that comes with time, no? Rolf wonder now...if you born wicked...or if you were once a child yourself, and had wickedness thrust upon you. Rolf should feel sorry for you. But he don’t. Rolf might have shed tears for your dark fate. But now they grow cold and turn to tears of scorn. There is no pity in my heart for you. None at all...
You love him? Your brother? That poor tortured soul? Then why…why you do such things to him? You right, sir. Rolf not understand.
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--He squeezes the cigarette he was smoking between his lips, putting a dark and cold look in his eyes-- I will never need the compassion of a brat or the pity of anyone, I don't regret anything what I do --Spits the steam of the cigarette-- After all, someone has to be the bad guy, and let me tell you a secret farmer --Gets closer to his hear-- It feels a thousand times better to crush others than be crushed.
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*trembles a bit from Bro being so close* That why you wear the wolf's skin? You would rather do your evil unto others? *Rolf is too afraid to move now. A man in grief is unpredictable.* You are becoming righteous and bitter like your brother, when you left him. My, how bitter. Why you leave him if you love him? Why you hurt him in first place...before our very eyes? If you really love him? It because…the more you love a child…the more you punish him? All those years…you belittle him out of love? That not love. That poor child. Now Rolf understand why he was so desperate to fit in...and how we shunned him like the nissers we were. We no better than you...animals we were. But now Rolf know. Why he always challenging Rolf. It only because he try to take back the power you strip away from him. Try to feel important and valued. Try to feel like a big man, like a hero, loved and adored. And we not give it to him because we are bastards. And how ludicrous of Rolf... how we regret it now...what a foolish brute I am. The Spoils-Before-Dying Ed-boy did not deserve it. Not after everything you done to him. You do that boy wrong. You loved him but not too wisely, and not too well. But Rolf not know. We never knew, not even his closest friends. He tell us stories about you. But they not true. None of them were true. What that child suffer at the hands of you is worth more than a thousand badges Rolf could ever give him. Rolf wish he tell us sooner. But how could he tell us? How?
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--He was quite angry, wasn't someone who could stand that the rest get into his life and decisions, but to be a bastard who enjoyed the pain of others, he had enough patience and self control to not commit a crazynes-- Seems that a "Ya wouldn't understand" isn't enough for today's kids... annoying --Sucks a bit of cigarette smoke and then blows it in a bitter way-- Alright then, let big bro tell ya a tale --Pushes Rolf to the floor so that he feels abruptly and he sits in front of him-- When I was about your age, fifteen or fourteen, I started working for my father, it was my first job so I didn't really complain, he paid me a pittance, but again, I was just a brat, the money didn't worried me as much as now... but clearly I was growing and my father wanted me to continue with his stupid work, which by the way took up so many hours of my time that didn't even let me finish my studies, so, when that shitty job no longer favored me, I haded a fight with my father and, well, here I am, I didn't leave Eddy simply because I came up with it one day, they were adult themes that couldn't be realized, the end.
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*listens intently to Bro's story; when he's through, Rolf sighs, almost feeling pity for this man. Almost.* Would candied beets soothe your sorrows, Mister Eddy's Brother?...
*stands up* No, you know? Rolf have the right remedy for you! *out of nowhere, he produces his home brewed beer* Anybody want a drink? *smirks* My Papa's recipe, brewed from potatoes! Go on you try, yes? *holds out the jug of beer towards Bro* You sure you not need anything? Rolf get you anything, ANYTHING, anything you desire, anything at all! Just ask, and you shall receive! *sultry voice* Rolf not know about you, boys. But if you like me, then hanging around this old manhole is bringing you down. Six-feet-under getting under your skin. Cabin fever is a-setting in. Yeah, you stir crazy! You stuck in a rut! Or you could use a little pick-me-up. Rolf can give you what it is you crave. A little something from the good old days. Rolf got the wind right here in a jar. Rolf got the rain on tap at the bar. Rolf got sunshine up on the shelf. Allow me to introduce myself. Brother, what’s my name, my name is…Our Shepherd of the Underground. Brother, what’s my name, my name is… our Shepherd of Ways, our Shepherd of Means. Brother, what’s my name? My name is… our Shepherd of the Upside Down. Brother, you wish to know my name? I tell you my name... *just breaks out into laughter instead* Cherry Vanilla, hottest lot lizard at the hottest truck stop on this side of town. Come here, brother, let me guess. It the little things you miss. Spring flowers, autumn leaves. Ask me, brother, and you shall receive. Or maybe these just not enough. Maybe you looking for some stronger stuff. Rolf got a sight for the sorest eye. When’s the last time you saw the sky? Wipe away your tears, brother. Brother, Rolf know how you feel. Rolf can see you blinded by the sadness of it all. But look a little closer, everything will be revealed. Look a little closer, there’s a crack in the wall! You want stars? I got a skyfull. Put a quarter in the slot, you get an eyeful. You want the Moon? Rolf got her too. She right here waiting in my pay-per-view. Oh, how long’s it been? A little moonshine ain’t no sin. One at a time, boys, straight line. What the boss don't know, the boss won’t mind. *takes a swig from the beer*
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Wow wow hey! --Takes the beer from his hands, alarmed-- Ya're a kid, ya can't drink yet... I'm a fucking magnet for weird people or what the fuck?, first the madman Abril and now a loony talker kid, God damn --Take a long drink of the beer-- At least ya're not putting a knife in my neck or trying to fuck me, ya're ok, I think, just shut up --Says, rubbing the back of his neck with stress--
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In the Old Country, Rolf be old enough! *grabs the beer back from Bro and takes another drink*
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--Throws the beer out of his hands to the ground-- Here ya're not old enough...
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*already partially drunk, his face red* Who ask you!? *laughs so hard he falls to the ground, and putting a foot on Bro's face, he starts hiccuping* A toast I say! We livin' it up on top! When the sun is high, brother, so am I! Drinking dandelion wine... free as a honeybee... Brother right here! You think I give a damn?
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Oh my fucking God --Rubs his eyebrows, really irritated-- Come here, moron --Lifts Rolf on his shoulder, growling reluctantly, walking to his motorhome and rethinking why the fuck he had to take care of a drunk brat--
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*while Bro's carrying him, he talks the whole way there* Come, come, drink with me! Live love love and be happy! Who talkin' bout my man???? The Sons of Shepherds, that's who! Who says times is hard? Brother pass the bottle around! Raise a glass! To Eddy's brother! Asking nothing in return... he will always fill his cups! He will!
((Poor Bro XD))
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//Finally I can do something interesting with him XD
Shut the fuck up!, shit! --Curse, arriving at the house where probably was Abril, will have to do the impossible so that he doesn't kill him for bringing a drunk boy-- I'm back you scum.
Abril: Go kill yourself trash --He was on the couch, but as soon as he saw Rolf he frowned more than he usually was-- What the fuck is that?, a corpse?.
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((Yaaaay I've been wanting to RP with Bro more anyway!))
Now some might say, the weather not what it used to be! *looks at Abril, dazed* HOW YA DOIN'?
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//YEEh
Abril: Oh, is not death, let me kill him then --Take out a knife ready to stab Rolf, but Bro moves away with the boy in his arms--
Bitch no!, the kid's fucking drunk, when his drunkenness's gone, I'll take him home, ya crazy fuck.
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*laughs, completely oblivious to the situation* IT WAS SUUUUMER TIIIIME ON DA ROAD TO HEEEEELLL
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Abril: ...If he don't shut up I'll eat his corpse
--Covers Rolf's mouth, annoyed and worried that Abril loses his patience-- Ok kid, let's give ya a shower --Takes him to the bathroom and releases it in the bathtub-- Take off only your shirt
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Yyyyeeeeeah shaddyup... what up, doc? Huh? What up? The world come back to life hhhmmmmm hmmmm *starts taking off ALL his clothes instead of just his shirt* Round it up, partner, yeeeeee haaaaW! *swings his shirt around above his head*
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AHHHH FUCK MEEE, I HAVE A KID NAKED IN MY TUB, LORD HELP ME --Covers his eyes wanting to die--
Abril: --Enter to the bathroom, takes the shower and turn on the cold water by wetting Rolf while holding him by the neck-- Putos pendejos de mierda, los odio con toda mi alma --Curse in Spanish--
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*kicks and thrashes against Abril* UNHAND THE SON OF A SHEPHERD YOU OAF!
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Abril: --Abril is a fucking ex-military, he don't give a damn, turns him over and holds him by the arms, supporting these behind his back, making him a key to immobilize him-- Stay fucking still if you don't want to freaking loose your tongue.
--Matt sat on the toilet, sighing deeply and trusting that Abril would handle the situation--
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*struggles but can't move; with his senses intoxicated, he doesn't fully realise the danger* Down there it a bunch of stiffs... brother, I be bored to death...
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Abril: --Splashes cold water on his face so he can react a little-- Trash, you understand a shit that he is saying?.
--Shrugs-- I don't know and I don't want to know.
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*mumbles under his breath, as the water starts to make him sober* Give me morphine in the tin... a crate of the fruit of the vine... ev'ry lil penny in the wishing well, ev'ry lil nickel on the drum... all them shiny lil heads and tails...
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Relax kid, try to breath and don't ya dare to vomit in my tub.
Abril: Wait --Loosens his arms and grabs his hair, seeing Rolf's face better-- Hey, I know you, you are the kid that hang out with my step sister, don't you are? --Smile with grace and remarkable evilness--
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*puts his hands weakly around Abril's, trying to make him let go of his hair* And you are the King of the Chromium Throne. Kind of makes you wonder how it feels...
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Abril: Ugh, you are too drunk to talk, useless --Releases him, annoyed, and gives Matt the shower-- When he is better, bring him to me --Comes out of the bathroom--
He spoke like that all the time dude, ya're not gonna get anything of him --Look with confusion to Abril leave-- Ya're better now brat?, or ya're still drunk?
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*shakes his head* Rolf not get drunk. A lie for a lie! *realises he has no clothes on and wraps one arm around his body* Shame on you.
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--Cover his eyes again-- Then ya can fucking put your pants on?, a naked kid is the last thing that I want to see, agh.
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*Reaches his arm over the tub to grab his jeans from the floor and puts them on while still standing in the shower... then he wrings out his soaking wet hair onto the shower floor before stepping out. He's a little light headed still and loses his balance, falling against Bro.*
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--Catches him, letting out a deep sigh-- Why I'm helping ya? --Asks out loud, holding Rolf in his arms--
//I'm sORRy, BuT I hAvE to pRotEcC RolF, aND bEinG tHe oLdeSt cHarActer BriNgs oUT mY fATheRlY sIde.
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*looks up at Bro, confused* Thank you.
((Aaaaaw I love seeing Bro's softer side!
He don't always gottta be a total jackass~))
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--Frowns, quite confused-- Don't- don't fucking thanks me yet, I don't know what Abril wants of ya, I didn't even know he had a stepsister --Says leaving him on the ground again, but holding him by his shoulder so he doesn't fall again--
//Aahhh I'm glad :,D
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He must mean my Half Orange. She my wife.
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Wife- wtf, how old are ya and how old is she? --Really really confused now--
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Rolf be fourteen going on fifteen. In five month. Last day of November. Alexandra old enough. We have children, soon as we eighteen. Rolf certain of it. *steps away from Bro to gather his shirt which had fallen on the back of the toilet when he flung it. He finishes dressing himself.*
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...Now I see why Abril surely wants to kill ya, if that guy is this crazy I don't even want to know how crazy is that "Alexandra" being his stepsister --Accommodate his hat, turning his eyes-- Mexican people really are out of their minds.
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Argentinian, sir.
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Anyway, then, Argentinian people really are out of their minds, she tryed to kill ya or something?.
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My Half Orange not hurt a fly, least of all the man who going to give her children.
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...What type of kids are ya two?, thinking bout marriage and shit like that... better not talk bout that shit in front of Abril if ya don't want to lose your face, kid, ya're dealing with the stepsister of a fucking mobster.
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*shrugs* My mother marry at fourteen. She was arranged to my father from neighbouring village. In Old Country, we speak of marriage often. If Mr Mobster cannot consent to the fact that his stepsister already accept my hand... well, then, perhaps we shall see what he say, yes?
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Where are you from?, the medieval era? --Arches an eyebrow, surprised by Rolf's culture-- Ya have death wishes?!, I don't know how that psycho is going to react.
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Rolf not afraid to fight for his woman. If this be one last test of the Gods, then so be it. Nothing shall come between our undying love. This is how the Gods reward the faithful through the ages, forcing us to do the hardest things we've done. First Rolf fight his brother, now Rolf must fight her family. Very well. Take me to him.
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But- ya have just fourteen!, think wisely, kid! ya're going to put your skin at risk for a stupid girl?!.
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Rolf rather die than lose her, yes.
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Wtf is wrong with ya... --Rubs his face, resigned-- Ok, alright Romeo, let's go --Gets up from the toilet, opening the bathroom door to Rolf-- Abril's in the sofa...
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*exits the bathroom and crosses into the living room to find Abril exactly where Matt said he would be* Hullo. *barely remembers their previous interaction*
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