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AssClownFish — Cannot Be Given This Day

Published: 2011-05-02 03:23:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 23802; Favourites: 3330; Downloads: 695
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Description Come on people, this stamp is supposed to be amusing, not ACTUALLY about Bin Laden.




Suddenly I'm being hit from every end about Bin Laden being dead. So...Mr. Laden, this stamp is now dedicated to YOU!

This is how I feel when I have people stating obvious responses to the BS on my page sometimes.

Because srsly bros, I love how one or two people will tell me I shouldn't do something because they don't like it.

Am I supposed to give a fuck? Nah.
Flying fuck? Pfft, you don't get the upgrade.
Give a shit? I'll take one, sure.
A rat's ass? Nope. I only preserve those for special occasions.

This discussion with a broski of mine about it, led to this hilarious conversation of us not giving shits! And I thought I would share my opinion of how much I give!

I'm following TOS: FAQ #554: Is my deviation Mature Content?
And I choose not to mature content for language.
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Comments: 456

lordsiravant In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 19:09:43 +0000 UTC]

Hah, that made me lol.

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designing-my-life-x In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 19:04:54 +0000 UTC]

That really describes my day in a nutshell!


Liv
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SherlockianHamps In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 18:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Love it! Nuff said.

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Princess-Kay In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 18:34:18 +0000 UTC]

Well, who would want one?

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Emerald-Wolf13 In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 18:19:54 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious... Keep it up.

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Waffle-Wizard In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 18:07:07 +0000 UTC]

Super epically awesome fantastic stamp that deserves nine s.

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sketcherjak In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 18:06:50 +0000 UTC]

I love this stamp!

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RottedStamps [2011-05-02 18:03:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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Into-Oblivion97 [2011-05-02 18:02:10 +0000 UTC]

It seems the Americans are partying in the streets, from what i've seen on the news. I found that kinda freakish.

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Thepuzzlegirl In reply to Into-Oblivion97 [2011-05-02 19:37:20 +0000 UTC]

I live in America and it's true. Apparently there were many people partying in the streets of the more popular cities around the country. I found it to be strange too, so no worries. Then again, everyone's happy he's gone because he was the head of a large and dangerous group of terrorists. Also, he led the plan that destroyed the lives of many when he set out to have the Twin Towers destroyed on 9/11.

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Into-Oblivion97 In reply to Thepuzzlegirl [2011-05-19 20:08:21 +0000 UTC]

Yes, i could understand that people were happy because afterall, he killed many innocent people! So maybe they feel like justice has finally prevailed. Still, maybe because things like terror or the 9/11 attacks have never really been that "close" to my life, it just monumentarily struck me as being quite surprising that they'd downright celebrate it in the street.

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QuesoGr7 In reply to Thepuzzlegirl [2011-05-02 20:55:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. You gotta remember that on 9/11 a good amount of people lost loved ones because of Bin Laden. So they're happy because this was basically revenge.

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InnuendoXGirl In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:57:50 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I could not care less about some old guy being dead!

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Abakkus In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:52:57 +0000 UTC]

HAAAAAAAAAAH. One of my friends sent this to me since I have a snarky little line of my own that's similar to this.
/brofist

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cenacattack In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:52:48 +0000 UTC]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A PLZ STAMP cawpslawck

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ninjatwork In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:39:35 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha life consits of the same sh*t just on different days

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kanahebi In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:38:41 +0000 UTC]

BIN LADEN AND the royal marridge :\
who cares?

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Ranger-26 In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:31:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so very much for describing my feelings that I've had throughout this entire day.

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VergilsBitch In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:28:00 +0000 UTC]

Where was this beauty when the Royal wedding was being rammed down my throat?
Luffs it... and Faved

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StephenRSpiteri In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:18:49 +0000 UTC]

You forgot 'Bastard' and 'Cunt'

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AssClownFish In reply to StephenRSpiteri [2011-05-02 18:45:22 +0000 UTC]

I'd like to meet the person who says: "I don't give a bastard" and "I don't give a cunt". Because I'd like to let them know they sound like a moron.

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StephenRSpiteri In reply to AssClownFish [2011-05-02 19:07:32 +0000 UTC]

lol

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SherlockianHamps In reply to StephenRSpiteri [2011-05-02 18:41:09 +0000 UTC]

But... why?
'I couldn't give a bastard' or 'I couldn't give a flying cunt'?
Or is this a comment on the language rather than on the terms and sayings? I'm guessing the former.

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StephenRSpiteri In reply to SherlockianHamps [2011-05-02 19:07:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh I forgot about that...but there must be others

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SherlockianHamps In reply to StephenRSpiteri [2011-05-03 06:09:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh probably P= can't think of any off the top of my head though, hmn..

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ErevanBlackbird In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:15:10 +0000 UTC]

Fucking love it. Forever.

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Cropcircledesigner In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:05:47 +0000 UTC]

You must care a lot about not caring if you care to share it with us all...

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AssClownFish In reply to Cropcircledesigner [2011-05-02 18:47:33 +0000 UTC]

I wish people would look up the definition of "care".

Making a statement does not mean I care.

This is a statement.

And therefore I still retain the feeling of not caring.

Glad to clear that up for you.

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Cropcircledesigner In reply to AssClownFish [2011-05-02 19:14:51 +0000 UTC]

The definition includes "to feel interest or concern", if it did not interest or concern you on any level I'm pretty sure you would not have bothered to make this stamp, let alone share it with your hugbox> the front page> practically everyone logging in to this site. Basically you're saying "I'm not going to give a fuck, but I am going to give a stamp".

Glad to clear that up for you too <3

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AssClownFish In reply to Cropcircledesigner [2011-05-02 19:20:26 +0000 UTC]

It doesn't concern me Neither does being on the front page.

As I'm stating nothing about anything that could concern me [lol, not caring concerns me or holds my interest?]. It is a statement and a reminder to people who assume I will care just because they give me all caps or boo hoo.

Making a stamp does not mean "I care".

It means, I like making stamps, and my friend found it funny.

Sorry you're not capable of understanding a simple concept

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Cropcircledesigner In reply to AssClownFish [2011-05-02 19:37:13 +0000 UTC]

"lol, not caring concerns me or holds my interest?"
-
It seems it does, actually, since by implying you cared I apparently called for a defence and some adorable passive aggression n__n

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AssClownFish In reply to Cropcircledesigner [2011-05-02 19:45:00 +0000 UTC]

Make moar sense plz?

I'm not being passive aggressive I'm being aggressive. Aggressively explaining away any mistakes you may have made. I like people to understand me. I don't care about not caring, I care about being clearly understood.

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Aivre In reply to Cropcircledesigner [2011-05-02 17:56:29 +0000 UTC]

^ this.

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The-Pirate-Fox In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:03:00 +0000 UTC]

It's a monday, everyone is spamming bin laden, it's early morning where I am.
I tip my hat to you for making a most splendid stamp fitting for this day

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Edenor In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 17:01:47 +0000 UTC]

At least some Oh Darn has left

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opev In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 16:57:48 +0000 UTC]

I love it xD

Breaking News! Osama Bin Laden lost his title of Hide-and-seek world champion, of ten years running, today when a little-known American rival jumped out from behind a pillar and shouted 'BANG!' at him very loudly.

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DoriMelody In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 16:55:17 +0000 UTC]

This song came to mind for some reason. ---> [link]

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KarolinaNoumenon In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 16:37:01 +0000 UTC]

NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CARE BECAUSE HE KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE BECAUSE IT MAKES SOME SORT OF A DIFFERENCE NOW!

Because it's not totally scary as hell when people REJOICE LIKE CRAZY at anther's death.

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candymax In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 16:29:59 +0000 UTC]

love it!

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MintFlavoured In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 16:26:09 +0000 UTC]

Brilliantly awesome.

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jackalopejim In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 16:25:46 +0000 UTC]

This is fucking fantastic. The causticity of your sarcasm is searing little flakes off my monitor.

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Artiste-X In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 16:25:45 +0000 UTC]

This..... is...... AMAZING!

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Draco-Ryo In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 16:24:09 +0000 UTC]

Who's Bin Laden?

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Zetsu-0-Sakura In reply to Draco-Ryo [2011-05-03 01:04:04 +0000 UTC]

Leader of the terrorist group, Al-Quaeda. They caused the 9/11 attacks.

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Draco-Ryo In reply to Zetsu-0-Sakura [2011-05-03 10:34:45 +0000 UTC]

Why would anyone attack a chain of convenience stores?

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Zetsu-0-Sakura In reply to Draco-Ryo [2011-05-03 22:35:20 +0000 UTC]

Well, the World Trade Center is one of the tallest, and most visited buildings in the US. Also they had offices up in the upper floors where people will work everyday. So the AQ decided to crash two planes into both of the building to raise the death rate of their attack.

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QuesoGr7 In reply to Draco-Ryo [2011-05-02 20:58:46 +0000 UTC]

Are you serious?

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J-Anne-Bonne [2011-05-02 16:15:25 +0000 UTC]

I agree with this stamp so much! I give you a thumbs-up!

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Moonlightsend [2011-05-02 16:10:35 +0000 UTC]

You are too awesome for words.

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Raggy-Imp In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 16:02:59 +0000 UTC]

HAH XD

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