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AssClownFish — Cannot Be Given This Day

Published: 2011-05-02 03:23:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 23802; Favourites: 3330; Downloads: 695
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Description Come on people, this stamp is supposed to be amusing, not ACTUALLY about Bin Laden.




Suddenly I'm being hit from every end about Bin Laden being dead. So...Mr. Laden, this stamp is now dedicated to YOU!

This is how I feel when I have people stating obvious responses to the BS on my page sometimes.

Because srsly bros, I love how one or two people will tell me I shouldn't do something because they don't like it.

Am I supposed to give a fuck? Nah.
Flying fuck? Pfft, you don't get the upgrade.
Give a shit? I'll take one, sure.
A rat's ass? Nope. I only preserve those for special occasions.

This discussion with a broski of mine about it, led to this hilarious conversation of us not giving shits! And I thought I would share my opinion of how much I give!

I'm following TOS: FAQ #554: Is my deviation Mature Content?
And I choose not to mature content for language.
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Comments: 456

thatsillygemini In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 15:22:56 +0000 UTC]

This made me laugh so hard. It's just pure love.

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GreyDega In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 14:25:56 +0000 UTC]

My apathy about the situation disturbs my mother. I expect it to disturb my ghetto school as well.

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CalleighBlack In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 14:11:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for making me laugh today! I love this!

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AMF1390 In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 12:37:30 +0000 UTC]

I. Love. This. Stamp.

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SiogaAgusArrachtaigh In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 12:12:34 +0000 UTC]

This is why I love you Lulzy. You speak nothing but troofs.

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eeveelution-lover In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 11:50:15 +0000 UTC]

I adore you. Why can't you be at least bisexual? We can have fun times together

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Muttangel101 In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 11:46:35 +0000 UTC]

oh you! *wave wave*

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piratemari [2011-05-02 11:36:17 +0000 UTC]

Too much win. ^_^

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zogdor [2011-05-02 11:15:26 +0000 UTC]

Great stamp, made me lol xD

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Amontadillo In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 11:13:02 +0000 UTC]

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DarkNaraX In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 11:01:03 +0000 UTC]

on word: GENIUS

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lilacbird In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 10:09:18 +0000 UTC]

LOOK HOW MUCH OF A FECK I GIVE:


























































































































































cool stamp bro

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Gizmo-The-Freaky In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-02 23:16:18 +0000 UTC]

i am not certain, but i believe such an obnoxiously long blank post is considered spam...

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lilacbird In reply to Gizmo-The-Freaky [2011-05-03 14:26:09 +0000 UTC]

Then I apologise.

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Gizmo-The-Freaky In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-03 19:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Yes, well... Don't do it again... For people with slow connections, it just takes that much longer to get through to the bottom of the page. Be considerate.

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lilacbird In reply to Gizmo-The-Freaky [2011-05-03 19:25:57 +0000 UTC]

Do not lecture me.

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Gizmo-The-Freaky In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-03 23:23:00 +0000 UTC]

I'm not lecturing, i am just telling you the truth...

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lilacbird In reply to Gizmo-The-Freaky [2011-05-04 08:01:04 +0000 UTC]

I have apologised to you, you have no reason to be dragging this out but for your own personal satisfaction. Think of the people with slow loading times. Be considerate.

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Gizmo-The-Freaky In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-04 22:28:36 +0000 UTC]

lol, nice comeback, using my words against me. Did it take you all day to think of that?

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lilacbird In reply to Gizmo-The-Freaky [2011-05-05 17:21:38 +0000 UTC]



You earned it.

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sunshineLEMONAID In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-02 14:50:12 +0000 UTC]

*

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sunshineLEMONAID In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-02 14:50:01 +0000 UTC]

OH WOW hjoyplz: YOU GIVE SO MANY FUCKS

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lilacbird In reply to sunshineLEMONAID [2011-05-02 14:55:16 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW RIGHT HOW MAGNIFICENT

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sunshineLEMONAID In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-02 15:01:44 +0000 UTC]

MY GOD I COULD NEVER GIVE AS MANY FUCKS AS THAT

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lilacbird In reply to sunshineLEMONAID [2011-05-02 15:02:16 +0000 UTC]

BEAUTIFUL

BEAUTIFUL FUCKS

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sunshineLEMONAID In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-02 15:06:29 +0000 UTC]

DO YOU EVER GET TIRED?

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lilacbird In reply to sunshineLEMONAID [2011-05-02 15:07:22 +0000 UTC]

always

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sunshineLEMONAID In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-02 15:28:02 +0000 UTC]

jeez. do you have a cream for that or something?

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lilacbird In reply to sunshineLEMONAID [2011-05-02 17:42:29 +0000 UTC]

whipped cream, works every time

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sunshineLEMONAID In reply to lilacbird [2011-05-02 17:50:11 +0000 UTC]

hell yeah

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Ginryuzaki In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 09:55:56 +0000 UTC]

it's awesome~!

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Cute-Yoshi In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 09:48:25 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Trey-Vore In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 09:40:37 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Makes perfect sense!

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zetsubouzhainu In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 09:20:51 +0000 UTC]

This is pretty cute. Did you come up with it yourself, or is it a quote from somewhere?

When it says "Not a single FUCK can be given today" it sounds like something else

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sunshineLEMONAID In reply to zetsubouzhainu [2011-05-02 14:50:37 +0000 UTC]

"And not a single FUCK was given that day."

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JadeSpark In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 09:00:09 +0000 UTC]

I think he death is a bit sussed because they did all of the test so quick and then 'dumped his body at sea'... Doesn't that make you think that it wasn't really him but they just said it was and made it impossible to get his body back to do more tests?

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SpontaneousFork In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 08:45:53 +0000 UTC]

so true for me most days! I love this stamp!

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ARTic-Weather In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 08:32:28 +0000 UTC]

{ And not a single fuck was given to this stamp.

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thewhitecrow9 In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 08:30:39 +0000 UTC]

i like it just wish it changed slower

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Hikari-Dareigan In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 08:28:35 +0000 UTC]

Y'know, I clicked this stamp because I do think it's ingenious. I love all the phrases, they're very clever.

But directing it towards the death of a terrorist who caused THOUSANDS of innocent people to die? I think that's a pretty low-ball move.

Yes, America has plenty of other problems to deal with. But the fact of the matter is, Bin Laden was still responsible for probably the worst terrorist attack on the U.S. in history.

Or have we already forgotten about September 11th? And because of what happened that day, why the hell SHOULDN'T people be happy about his death?

People here need to grow up, get a brain and learn some respect for all those who died and the families that have to suffer for it before saying "Why should I give a fuck."

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AssClownFish In reply to Hikari-Dareigan [2011-05-02 18:50:26 +0000 UTC]

Celebrating someone's death is twice as fucked up. Because that shows behavior no different than a terrorist. I'd rather not give a fuck, than be a monster who gets joy out of anyone's death.

Also, this stamp was made before I found out about his death.

And guess what, I don't care about Bin Laden, OR 9/11. At all. I'm not a monster, I just have better things to do than dwell.

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Hikari-Dareigan In reply to AssClownFish [2011-05-02 21:56:58 +0000 UTC]

No, I'm not the type to go "FUCK YEAH, HE'LL BURN IN HELL LIKE HE DESERVES TO".... those types of people annoy me to no end. They need to get over themselves. People who throw around "BURN IN HELL" like a fucking motto need a good slap in the face with reality. And if that's the type of people you've been dealing with, then...jeesh. Good luck.

But, I'm certainly not going to be sad about his death. Someone who purposely causes the death of thousands, someone who enjoys the fact that they've tried to destroy a nation or commit genocide... they're the monsters. And they don't deserve pity. Comparing a terrorist to, say, someone who has lost a loved one in an attack caused by that terrorist, makes absolutely no sense to me.

I had a couple of friends when I still lived in Vermont that did lose loved ones on 9/11, and another who was terrified that his brother would be dead because he was within the area at the time of the attack. You can't look those types of people in the eye and tell them you don't give a fuck. Who, then, would be the bigger monster?

That's the main reason I feel I needed to speak up on this stamp. I'm just trying to tell you, you're probably getting the wrong message across, whether it's intentional or not.

And I don't dwell on 9/11 either. It happened, it was sad, and there's nothing more we can do about it, but there's a difference between not dwelling on it and just plain not caring about it.

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AssClownFish In reply to Hikari-Dareigan [2011-05-02 22:11:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh I'm not sad about his death at all, but I will not dance on his grave. And that's what a lot of people are doing. Acting like they would is not a good thing.

I wouldn't tell them to their faces I don't give a fuck if it's going to upset them, but it doesn't mean it isn't true.

This stamp had nothing to do with Bin Laden, until everyone kept commenting about it.

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Hikari-Dareigan In reply to AssClownFish [2011-05-02 23:26:11 +0000 UTC]

Then have fun being a sociopath. c:

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AssClownFish In reply to Hikari-Dareigan [2011-05-03 03:09:58 +0000 UTC]

Have fun being an idiot. Come back when you look up the definition of sociopath.

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heytbo In reply to Hikari-Dareigan [2011-05-02 12:43:43 +0000 UTC]

its not directed its dedicated and to his death. Its because so many people kept bringing it up on here

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Hikari-Dareigan In reply to Hikari-Dareigan [2011-05-02 08:36:12 +0000 UTC]

And I'm not trying to attack you, honestly. I'm just trying to give my opinion for all the other people on here that have the nerve to say that they don't care.

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kyuuX09 [2011-05-02 08:10:00 +0000 UTC]

You sir, just made it to my "Awesome List"....

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iHoshiko [2011-05-02 08:08:12 +0000 UTC]

Lmfao! I love this.
My facebook page became a newscast about the death of bin laden...and I'm like "FFS I DON'T FUCKING CARE!"
>_>

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PRUSSIAMON In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 08:04:23 +0000 UTC]

This is amazing.

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