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Listen up everybody, its story time, so gather around and shut your faces. The story for which I'm going to tell right now takes place in a glorious place. A place where all is good and dandy and people aren't constantly stabbing each other as if they had taken the last donut off the box,

"Hey, that's mine!"
"Ahhh!"

Hey, I said settle down everyone, I'm telling a story. I said settle down! Shut up right now! Good, alright so this place was a happy place filled with happy campers drinking their happy tea enjoying their happy day bursting with happy energy! They were all like, "I'm so happy! KABOOM!" Hoho yes, though grim, this was a happy explosion, full of confetti, confetti that exploded into more confetti! Yeeaaarrgg! So it was still a time to be completely and unconditionally happy!

For it was a great time, a time far before all this sh- uh, stuff hit the fan. Hold on, or was it after? I don't know. Anywho, the year was 20-0-19-60 uh 4... ish, and it was a grand year to be born! Oh, hello little guy, welcome to our amazing new world! The reason behind why this particular year right now was just so gosh darn amazing, so amazing that your very own eyeballs would just pop right out of your head like, mmmmm bam! Well, the reason behind it was because, right out of the blue, a new theatre had just opened up! Belly Bump Theater! And who else was there greet all the curious eyes but none other than Lord Bellymont Stuffingtons, beloved multi-billionaire and formerly secret belly lover. This particular secret wasn't a secret anymore because... Well, you know, because of the whole theater's name and all that... Well, Stuffingtons decided to wear his secret on his not so secret sleeve, exposing his secret to everything and everyone to gawk and stare, I mean, dam- er, dang! He made it so gosh darn apparent that even the blind could see it!

"Holy Moses! "

I know! I couldn't even believe it myself!

But this kind of exposure rises some questions on the matter. Why would Bellymont decide to expose such a secret? Was it decided after he had that near death experience regarding a cab months before? Or was it the hypnotist that he had visited after the experience? Maybe it was the fortune teller he had visited moments before the incident? Who knows! He won't comment on the incident, he even dares to say,

"What? I have no idea what you're talking about! Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go to the buffet down the street and not eat."

Whaduguh! Really? How could you forget something like that?

Well, you know what I think? Well, a year before this grand opening, there were these rumors that have been going around, about how the sleazy news tipster, Sneakers Ratonhim, had some juicy stuff about Stuffingtons' secret life. I mean mouthwatering juicy! Like,
"Mmm, what is in this? It's delicious!" "Mmm, yes, its my specialty! Blackmail soup!"
Yes, that juicy! I guess you can say Stuffingtons decided that he should be the one to tell all and it became a race to see who exposed it first, a race Stuffingtons won! Vrooooom! First place!

Or maybe he simply just killed poor ol'Sneakers in a back alley but then thought, "to heck with it, I'll just tell everyone." Oh, if only Sneakers knew about the immense popularity Bellymont is getting from this exposure, he'd be rolling in his alley.

Now then, where were we? Ah yes, the grand opening of this theater! Yes, this theater have held many and many events and buffets, some, if not all, centered around stuffing the person's belly to ridiculous dimensions. Most of the events were just simply eating contests that were elegantly presented on the elegant stage while elegant viewers would watch as performers elegantly gorge themselves gorgeously,

"Oh La La"

Mm, yes. Also, other costumers could hold their own competitive eating contests in their immense dinning rooms. Now Bellymont is well aware of the differences on which gender the audiences would prefer to see expand, so, if you could believe it, he divided his theater in two for both gender groups to privately watch the volunteering performers.. Er.. Perform! As gender roles would have it, Bellymont supervised the female side, and his wife, Lady Mabelly, would supervise the male side.

Hmm? Oh, yes, that's right! Bellymont's wife as well joined in on the fun! You see, after he opened up about his secret, his wife decided to open up about her own similarly interesting and similar secret as well! Astonishing, I know!

But, we're not here to take a overly expansive history lesson on the town or its wealthy belly lovers, we are hear to tell of the horrific incident that has taken place in this magnificent and highly decorated theater during its wonderful grand opening. Cue the grim music!

*grim music plays*

Hard to do any justice with these texts. I can't stress how horrible this event is, its the unimaginable horror a horrified victim couldn't even imagine if struck with such horror! Do you understand how horrible this is! Do you?

*clears throat* Now then, hundreds, but not thousands, of people came to this grandiose of an event to see all the kinds of events that this eventful theater held, which were previously described and would be a bother to SOMEONE if it should be repeated again. *clears throat* But one of most important customers to this particular horror story was non other than little miss Sarah McEatalot. Say hi, Sarah. Now then, don't be fooled by her name, she isn't Scottish nor Irish, or any other -ish for that matter, she's all... whatever country this story takes place in. What? American? Well, if you insist, I mean I don't think it really matters where she's from I just wanted to clear the air-Irregardless, Sarah was a proud and eager customer of the Belly Bump Theater. If was anyone was super duper excited, it was this red hair woman.

"Woohoo! "

She was first in line for the grand opening, the tenth line that is, but she was still excited for it. And just as the front doors open, it mattered no more in what place in line you were, everyone ran in like a stampede of boars! Hungry boars! Hungry boars who are baited with a fresh piece of bacon! Or steak! Yummy, delicious steak!

But in about five minutes everyone realized that this was a classy place for classy boars. So settle down now! *whip snaps *

"Aaah!"

Mm. So as Sarah entered the theater, she found none other than Lord and Lady Stuffingtons, shaking the hands of all the eager, hungry costumers coming through. It made everyone, especially our dear oh Sarah, feeling all ooey gooey in their stomach sections, so happy to see the great millionaire couple all smiling and waving and happy to see all their eager customers and volunteers come into their theater. Yes, the customers filled the seats and tables and bar stools, all eager to eat and watch and watching while they're eating, all in all, prepared to have a jolly good time!

Now Sarah wasn't one to idle around and waste time, that hungry lass jumped to the first opportunity she got and entered in one of the first contests the theater held. This contest was an odd one, and by odd I mean its almost similar, if not exactly the same kind of contests that you've read multiple times in those stories you tell none of your friends about. You know who you are!

Sarah took her seat next to a female contestant equally as eager as her,if we were to name her, she'd be Roxie, no time to give her a last name though. This raven hair eater stared at Sarah with determined eyes, eyes that said, "I'm going to eat you if that's what it takes to win". Calling the women's visual bluff, Sarah sat with a type of said, "I dare ya, you yellow belly, hog sniffer". Way to show her who's boss, Sarah. And there were other contestants excitedly waiting in their chairs, making no attempt to be important to the story, way the go gals.

Now obviously, such contests always start off slow, so each contestant was served a plate filled with a heaping pile of hot dogs! Sweet, succulent, juicy, plump, staple to every contest, hot dogs! Every single one of those weenies prepared to be eaten by the numerous hungry contestants staring at their dish with ravenous, bulging eyes! Obviously these hungry contestants have starved themselves, preparing to devour and destroy any morsel that is placed on their plates, look at their eyes! Hungry eyes! Who knows what dishes these eyes have seen disappear into the void below them! Such stories these can tell if they could talk!

Lets get back to the subject here! And honoring this contest, as well as every other contest held in this theater, was Lord Bellymont, hurrying up the steps to the stage to sound the gun to start the contest. Poor fellow has like 5 contests to honor this hour alone. One of the contests has burgers as a starting dish. Delicious, succulent-BAM! And with that, Stuffingtons fired the gun to begin the contest, shortly before running down the steps and hurrying off to his next gun shooting.

And just like that, our eager contestants began devouring the dogs placed on the plates before them, attempting to squeeze in as many weenies as they can into their mouths before consuming the dogs. What a site it was to behold, women if all shapes and sizes consuming hot dogs of only one size, this was indeed a good day to be alive... And a belly lover, hoho!

As exciting as this was for the viewers to view, no one could have guessed that Sarah and her new rival Roxie were in there own mini contest to see who could out eat who. Actually, anyone with a working pair of eyes could see how competitive, and intensely, Sarah and Roxie were staring at each other, those two can burn leaves with their intense gazes. As the the plate emptied, they competitiveness intensified, but only slightly. Before long, the plates were emptied and a bloated woman collapsed on the ground like a sack of rocks. Poor girl, she doesn't know it now, but she should be grateful that she was disqualified now before the amounts of food start increasing at break neck speeds. Lets hope our two competitive gals have what it takes to take their rivalry to the next few levels. And lets hope the other four unnamed woman can handle their food better and last a bit longer, I mean come on, pick it up! Ugh, its hard to get good competitors sometimes.

Now, after the aftermath of the last round, leaving the competitors bellies full of buns and hot dogs and only six eaters left, round two began! What foods will round two bring? Well by the looks of it, spaghetti! A whole mountain of it, no, that's an exaggeration, more like a scale model of mt. Everest, yeah, that's better. Prepared and ready to pounce, the contestants grabbed their forks and knives and awaited the signal, some shaking from fear of what this mountain will do to them, others with anticipation and sheer excitement!

And with a wave of his arm the referee started round 2! And off they, uh.. Eat! Swallowing mouthfuls upon mouthfuls upon mouthfuls of delicious stringy spaghetti! The already fill stomach were swelling like balloons, balloons that were being stuffed with hot dogs and spaghetti! Unaware of this obvious swell that everyone else sees, the rival duo continued their eat off, neither Susan nor Roxie slowing down, this truly is the most intense stare off I've ever imag- uh, seen! The other gals are having trouble catching up with the rivals' pace, but no trouble packing the spaghetti into their filling gut, well except for one, of course.

I mean look at her, she's struggling with even the most basic task, which is eating! Come on! You can do it, you have a little more to go! You can... Nope, she's done. The poor lass collapses to the ground, her swelling belly giving off nasty groans like it's warning everyone to back off or it'll bite! I think we all know what it's warning us about, we know. After the poor stuffed gal was taken away, her belly still ballooning from the great stuffing it had just went through, everyone began preparing for round three! Geez, round three? How many rounds are there? Oh really? Well, okay!

Round three is about to begin and everyone is as excited as one can be, and I use the term excited subliminally. Round three will be a battle of stomach strength, because everyone is pretty packed with food right now, I don't know if they can make it to round four. I feel like this may be their final round. Enough with the negativity! Let's talk about food, the dishes in this round are now stacked with pies! Apple pies! The best kind of pies around! If you don't like pie, its most certainly a lie! And you know how the internet hates lying, or is opinions, I never know.

So, as the referee raises his hand to start off round three, he was taken off balance by a surprise earthquake! Oh good golly gosh! Everyone hang tight, this will be one bumpy ride... Oh, its over... Well that was quick, and now I smell spaghetti hot dogs, how delish! And with this delicious aroma circling the air, everyone wipes their drooling mouths and prepare for round three!

And gooooo!

And this contest starts strong as everyone's strategy is to pig it out, I don't know why, this isn't a timed race, and its not helping the girls in their plans to win. But for the rivals, it doesn't stop them. Now swelled to cartoony proportions, these gals are in it to win it! We're all in this together! Uh... I mean, this is a last maaa-woman standing face off battle, and no one knows who'll come out on top! Well... It definitely won't be the girl who just face planted her second pie, that's for sure.

Four contestants left and they devour pie upon pie, leaving no time for the servers to serve the food! Desperate to come out on top! Winner takes all! I'm getting excited again!! Just like the viewers, all of them on the edge of their seats, eager to see what will happen! Some of them are even saluting their raised flag, in honor of this great event! Such excitement spewing out of the pores of this event! Great Maury, the excitement is killing me!!!

The contestants continued their assault on the pies, making then disappear into the hole of their face! Unfortunately for the gals, they didn't hold the stomach strength to contain as much as Roxie and Susan had. One by one, each of the unnamed females collapsed or forfeited and were eliminated and then it was down to two! Susan and Roxie, the rivaling duo, the face off everyone knew was coming! Facing off, toe to toe, mano a mano, head to head, mouth to mouth! Red vs Black, hearts vs clubs, fire cs darkness! A battle if the ages!! I'm pretty sure something even more epic is happening somewhere else but that doesn't matter! The story focuses here! These two girls swelled greatly as they ate off, no intentions of slowing down, they were headed to victory or bust!

More and more pies were packed into their ballooning bellies, pushing the limits of how much a cartoonily ballooned belly can hold! If I were some sort of belly professor, I'd deduce both these bellies were heading towards their limit at breakneck speed! No longer held up by their feet, or even the chair, the bellies were the ones doing the heavy lifting, and only one girl noticed it. It was none other than Sssssuuulky attitude Roxie! Wielding a pie, ready to eat it, she saw the expanse both their bellies have suffered! Fearing the worst, she was about to warn Susan before a sound interrupted her. It came from deep within Susan, or her belly to be specific. It was a loud groan, it sounded like,

Gruuuuuu

Or

Grooooooo

Or

Brrrrrr

Or something, I don't know! I've never heard anything like it! All we know is that creepy deep sounds mean something bad was gonna happen! And something bad indeed was happening, the groaning wasn't the only thing the stomach did, it shaked! And creaked! And from the mouth of the girl, the worst possible thing was heard!

"I feel like I'm going to explode!"

Great, just what we needed.

Instinctively, all the good samaritan viewers did what anybody concerned about their neighbor would do, they-"Run for your lives!"
"AAAAAHHHH!!"

Wow... Way to go, bros. Yeah... A+!

Ah, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Anyway, everyone freaked the fff-Fudge out! They were running like crazy, knocking down tables and clawing at the doors. Now, come on guys, those doors are expensive, stop it. All the while, Susan's unattended belly creaked and groaned as it started to turn an angry red, boy is that belly mad!

Trying to avoid the unavoidable, Susan tried to sooth the angry beast, giving it words of encouragement and calmness. But said words sadly fell to deaf ears as the situation only got worse! The belly, red with pressure, or anger, groaned loudly as if to say that the inevitable is about to happen. I imagine it would have a deep throaty voice, or maybe a quirky voice, hmmm.... Uh! *clears throat* anyway! Everyone, that is to say everyone who was viewing this contest, ducked and covered behind flipped tables and bar stools as they prepared for the inevitable! Roxie, on the other hand, laying on her side after she got tipped over by the rumbling, just stood there... Laid there, watching her rival suffering from the pressure within her. Roxie! Do something!! You're right there! Don't give me that "your belly is pinning me down" nonsense! Come on! Get off your fat butt and help a buddy out!!

But sadly, it was too late, Susa- KABOOM!!! Oh great! You couldn't wait until I told them? One little thing I ask of you and you blew it! Great! Selfish splattered jerk. Anyway, with a resounding BOOM! her belly blew up, rocking the very foundation of the theater, and Roxie's belly. Said rocking revealed an architectural flaw on the columns, causing one of them to collapse! Oh woe is us, for none other than Lord Bellymont himself, admiring the contest in its whole, was under the columns collapsing path when it collapsed, ultimately killing poor Bellymont. What a truly horrific day, the death of a billionaire, a beloved billionaire. Nothing sadder than that. This *sniff* this here was the horrific event I was building up to. Bellymont's death...

Poor dear Bellymont, you'll be missed dearly by us all...

Hmm? What do you mean"what about Susan?", she blew up! What more do you want? What you thought Susan's exploding belly was the horrific event? Well yes, its scaring and would haunt many viewers minds for months to come, but it wasn't horrifying! Besides, I told you that this happens a lot after the grand opening.

FOOM!!!

See, Roxie just blew up as well! Her poor belly gassed up after the rumble and… well, you know the rest. I'm still confused as to why you would think such a thing. Wait... I didn't tell you? You serious? Oh, well that explains it, because I didn't... Yes, it all makes sense now.

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Listen up everybody, its story time, so gather around and shut your faces. The story for which I'm going to tell right now takes place in a glorious place. A place where all is good and dandy and people aren't constantly stabbing each other as if they had taken the last donut off the box,

"Hey, that's mine!"
"Ahhh!"

Hey, I said settle down everyone, I'm telling a story. I said settle down! Shut up right now! Good, alright so this place was a happy place filled with happy campers drinking their happy tea enjoying their happy day bursting with happy energy! They were all like, "I'm so happy! KABOOM!" Hoho yes, though grim, this was a happy explosion, full of confetti, confetti that exploded into more confetti! Yeeaaarrgg! So it was still a time to be completely and unconditionally happy!

For it was a great time, a time far before all this sh- uh, stuff hit the fan. Hold on, or was it after? I don't know. Anywho, the year was 20-0-19-60 uh 4... ish, and it was a grand year to be born! Oh, hello little guy, welcome to our amazing new world! The reason behind why this particular year right now was just so gosh darn amazing, so amazing that your very own eyeballs would just pop right out of your head like, mmmmm bam! Well, the reason behind it was because, right out of the blue, a new theatre had just opened up! Belly Bump Theater! And who else was there greet all the curious eyes but none other than Lord Bellymont Stuffingtons, beloved multi-billionaire and formerly secret belly lover. This particular secret wasn't a secret anymore because... Well, you know, because of the whole theater's name and all that... Well, Stuffingtons decided to wear his secret on his not so secret sleeve, exposing his secret to everything and everyone to gawk and stare, I mean, dam- er, dang! He made it so gosh darn apparent that even the blind could see it!

"Holy Moses! "

I know! I couldn't even believe it myself!

But this kind of exposure rises some questions on the matter. Why would Bellymont decide to expose such a secret? Was it decided after he had that near death experience regarding a cab months before? Or was it the hypnotist that he had visited after the experience? Maybe it was the fortune teller he had visited moments before the incident? Who knows! He won't comment on the incident, he even dares to say,

"What? I have no idea what you're talking about! Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go to the buffet down the street and not eat."

Whaduguh! Really? How could you forget something like that?

Well, you know what I think? Well, a year before this grand opening, there were these rumors that have been going around, about how the sleazy news tipster, Sneakers Ratonhim, had some juicy stuff about Stuffingtons' secret life. I mean mouthwatering juicy! Like,
"Mmm, what is in this? It's delicious!" "Mmm, yes, its my specialty! Blackmail soup!"
Yes, that juicy! I guess you can say Stuffingtons decided that he should be the one to tell all and it became a race to see who exposed it first, a race Stuffingtons won! Vrooooom! First place!

Or maybe he simply just killed poor ol'Sneakers in a back alley but then thought, "to heck with it, I'll just tell everyone." Oh, if only Sneakers knew about the immense popularity Bellymont is getting from this exposure, he'd be rolling in his alley.

Now then, where were we? Ah yes, the grand opening of this theater! Yes, this theater have held many and many events and buffets, some, if not all, centered around stuffing the person's belly to ridiculous dimensions. Most of the events were just simply eating contests that were elegantly presented on the elegant stage while elegant viewers would watch as performers elegantly gorge themselves gorgeously,

"Oh La La"

Mm, yes. Also, other costumers could hold their own competitive eating contests in their immense dinning rooms. Now Bellymont is well aware of the differences on which gender the audiences would prefer to see expand, so, if you could believe it, he divided his theater in two for both gender groups to privately watch the volunteering performers.. Er.. Perform! As gender roles would have it, Bellymont supervised the female side, and his wife, Lady Mabelly, would supervise the male side.

Hmm? Oh, yes, that's right! Bellymont's wife as well joined in on the fun! You see, after he opened up about his secret, his wife decided to open up about her own similarly interesting and similar secret as well! Astonishing, I know!

But, we're not here to take a overly expansive history lesson on the town or its wealthy belly lovers, we are hear to tell of the horrific incident that has taken place in this magnificent and highly decorated theater during its wonderful grand opening. Cue the grim music!

*grim music plays*

Hard to do any justice with these texts. I can't stress how horrible this event is, its the unimaginable horror a horrified victim couldn't even imagine if struck with such horror! Do you understand how horrible this is! Do you?

*clears throat* Now then, hundreds, but not thousands, of people came to this grandiose of an event to see all the kinds of events that this eventful theater held, which were previously described and would be a bother to SOMEONE if it should be repeated again. *clears throat* But one of most important customers to this particular horror story was non other than little miss Sarah McEatalot. Say hi, Sarah. Now then, don't be fooled by her name, she isn't Scottish nor Irish, or any other -ish for that matter, she's all... whatever country this story takes place in. What? American? Well, if you insist, I mean I don't think it really matters where she's from I just wanted to clear the air-Irregardless, Sarah was a proud and eager customer of the Belly Bump Theater. If was anyone was super duper excited, it was this red hair woman.

"Woohoo! "

She was first in line for the grand opening, the tenth line that is, but she was still excited for it. And just as the front doors open, it mattered no more in what place in line you were, everyone ran in like a stampede of boars! Hungry boars! Hungry boars who are baited with a fresh piece of bacon! Or steak! Yummy, delicious steak!

But in about five minutes everyone realized that this was a classy place for classy boars. So settle down now! *whip snaps *

"Aaah!"

Mm. So as Sarah entered the theater, she found none other than Lord and Lady Stuffingtons, shaking the hands of all the eager, hungry costumers coming through. It made everyone, especially our dear oh Sarah, feeling all ooey gooey in their stomach sections, so happy to see the great millionaire couple all smiling and waving and happy to see all their eager customers and volunteers come into their theater. Yes, the customers filled the seats and tables and bar stools, all eager to eat and watch and watching while they're eating, all in all, prepared to have a jolly good time!

Now Sarah wasn't one to idle around and waste time, that hungry lass jumped to the first opportunity she got and entered in one of the first contests the theater held. This contest was an odd one, and by odd I mean its almost similar, if not exactly the same kind of contests that you've read multiple times in those stories you tell none of your friends about. You know who you are!

Sarah took her seat next to a female contestant equally as eager as her,if we were to name her, she'd be Roxie, no time to give her a last name though. This raven hair eater stared at Sarah with determined eyes, eyes that said, "I'm going to eat you if that's what it takes to win". Calling the women's visual bluff, Sarah sat with a type of said, "I dare ya, you yellow belly, hog sniffer". Way to show her who's boss, Sarah. And there were other contestants excitedly waiting in their chairs, making no attempt to be important to the story, way the go gals.

Now obviously, such contests always start off slow, so each contestant was served a plate filled with a heaping pile of hot dogs! Sweet, succulent, juicy, plump, staple to every contest, hot dogs! Every single one of those weenies prepared to be eaten by the numerous hungry contestants staring at their dish with ravenous, bulging eyes! Obviously these hungry contestants have starved themselves, preparing to devour and destroy any morsel that is placed on their plates, look at their eyes! Hungry eyes! Who knows what dishes these eyes have seen disappear into the void below them! Such stories these can tell if they could talk!

Lets get back to the subject here! And honoring this contest, as well as every other contest held in this theater, was Lord Bellymont, hurrying up the steps to the stage to sound the gun to start the contest. Poor fellow has like 5 contests to honor this hour alone. One of the contests has burgers as a starting dish. Delicious, succulent-BAM! And with that, Stuffingtons fired the gun to begin the contest, shortly before running down the steps and hurrying off to his next gun shooting.

And just like that, our eager contestants began devouring the dogs placed on the plates before them, attempting to squeeze in as many weenies as they can into their mouths before consuming the dogs. What a site it was to behold, women if all shapes and sizes consuming hot dogs of only one size, this was indeed a good day to be alive... And a belly lover, hoho!

As exciting as this was for the viewers to view, no one could have guessed that Sarah and her new rival Roxie were in there own mini contest to see who could out eat who. Actually, anyone with a working pair of eyes could see how competitive, and intensely, Sarah and Roxie were staring at each other, those two can burn leaves with their intense gazes. As the the plate emptied, they competitiveness intensified, but only slightly. Before long, the plates were emptied and a bloated woman collapsed on the ground like a sack of rocks. Poor girl, she doesn't know it now, but she should be grateful that she was disqualified now before the amounts of food start increasing at break neck speeds. Lets hope our two competitive gals have what it takes to take their rivalry to the next few levels. And lets hope the other four unnamed woman can handle their food better and last a bit longer, I mean come on, pick it up! Ugh, its hard to get good competitors sometimes.

Now, after the aftermath of the last round, leaving the competitors bellies full of buns and hot dogs and only six eaters left, round two began! What foods will round two bring? Well by the looks of it, spaghetti! A whole mountain of it, no, that's an exaggeration, more like a scale model of mt. Everest, yeah, that's better. Prepared and ready to pounce, the contestants grabbed their forks and knives and awaited the signal, some shaking from fear of what this mountain will do to them, others with anticipation and sheer excitement!

And with a wave of his arm the referee started round 2! And off they, uh.. Eat! Swallowing mouthfuls upon mouthfuls upon mouthfuls of delicious stringy spaghetti! The already fill stomach were swelling like balloons, balloons that were being stuffed with hot dogs and spaghetti! Unaware of this obvious swell that everyone else sees, the rival duo continued their eat off, neither Susan nor Roxie slowing down, this truly is the most intense stare off I've ever imag- uh, seen! The other gals are having trouble catching up with the rivals' pace, but no trouble packing the spaghetti into their filling gut, well except for one, of course.

I mean look at her, she's struggling with even the most basic task, which is eating! Come on! You can do it, you have a little more to go! You can... Nope, she's done. The poor lass collapses to the ground, her swelling belly giving off nasty groans like it's warning everyone to back off or it'll bite! I think we all know what it's warning us about, we know. After the poor stuffed gal was taken away, her belly still ballooning from the great stuffing it had just went through, everyone began preparing for round three! Geez, round three? How many rounds are there? Oh really? Well, okay!

Round three is about to begin and everyone is as excited as one can be, and I use the term excited subliminally. Round three will be a battle of stomach strength, because everyone is pretty packed with food right now, I don't know if they can make it to round four. I feel like this may be their final round. Enough with the negativity! Let's talk about food, the dishes in this round are now stacked with pies! Apple pies! The best kind of pies around! If you don't like pie, its most certainly a lie! And you know how the internet hates lying, or is opinions, I never know.

So, as the referee raises his hand to start off round three, he was taken off balance by a surprise earthquake! Oh good golly gosh! Everyone hang tight, this will be one bumpy ride... Oh, its over... Well that was quick, and now I smell spaghetti hot dogs, how delish! And with this delicious aroma circling the air, everyone wipes their drooling mouths and prepare for round three!

And gooooo!

And this contest starts strong as everyone's strategy is to pig it out, I don't know why, this isn't a timed race, and its not helping the girls in their plans to win. But for the rivals, it doesn't stop them. Now swelled to cartoony proportions, these gals are in it to win it! We're all in this together! Uh... I mean, this is a last maaa-woman standing face off battle, and no one knows who'll come out on top! Well... It definitely won't be the girl who just face planted her second pie, that's for sure.

Four contestants left and they devour pie upon pie, leaving no time for the servers to serve the food! Desperate to come out on top! Winner takes all! I'm getting excited again!! Just like the viewers, all of them on the edge of their seats, eager to see what will happen! Some of them are even saluting their raised flag, in honor of this great event! Such excitement spewing out of the pores of this event! Great Maury, the excitement is killing me!!!

The contestants continued their assault on the pies, making then disappear into the hole of their face! Unfortunately for the gals, they didn't hold the stomach strength to contain as much as Roxie and Susan had. One by one, each of the unnamed females collapsed or forfeited and were eliminated and then it was down to two! Susan and Roxie, the rivaling duo, the face off everyone knew was coming! Facing off, toe to toe, mano a mano, head to head, mouth to mouth! Red vs Black, hearts vs clubs, fire cs darkness! A battle if the ages!! I'm pretty sure something even more epic is happening somewhere else but that doesn't matter! The story focuses here! These two girls swelled greatly as they ate off, no intentions of slowing down, they were headed to victory or bust!

More and more pies were packed into their ballooning bellies, pushing the limits of how much a cartoonily ballooned belly can hold! If I were some sort of belly professor, I'd deduce both these bellies were heading towards their limit at breakneck speed! No longer held up by their feet, or even the chair, the bellies were the ones doing the heavy lifting, and only one girl noticed it. It was none other than Sssssuuulky attitude Roxie! Wielding a pie, ready to eat it, she saw the expanse both their bellies have suffered! Fearing the worst, she was about to warn Susan before a sound interrupted her. It came from deep within Susan, or her belly to be specific. It was a loud groan, it sounded like,

Gruuuuuu

Or

Grooooooo

Or

Brrrrrr

Or something, I don't know! I've never heard anything like it! All we know is that creepy deep sounds mean something bad was gonna happen! And something bad indeed was happening, the groaning wasn't the only thing the stomach did, it shaked! And creaked! And from the mouth of the girl, the worst possible thing was heard!

"I feel like I'm going to explode!"

Great, just what we needed.

Instinctively, all the good samaritan viewers did what anybody concerned about their neighbor would do, they-"Run for your lives!"
"AAAAAHHHH!!"

Wow... Way to go, bros. Yeah... A+!

Ah, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Anyway, everyone freaked the fff-Fudge out! They were running like crazy, knocking down tables and clawing at the doors. Now, come on guys, those doors are expensive, stop it. All the while, Susan's unattended belly creaked and groaned as it started to turn an angry red, boy is that belly mad!

Trying to avoid the unavoidable, Susan tried to sooth the angry beast, giving it words of encouragement and calmness. But said words sadly fell to deaf ears as the situation only got worse! The belly, red with pressure, or anger, groaned loudly as if to say that the inevitable is about to happen. I imagine it would have a deep throaty voice, or maybe a quirky voice, hmmm.... Uh! *clears throat* anyway! Everyone, that is to say everyone who was viewing this contest, ducked and covered behind flipped tables and bar stools as they prepared for the inevitable! Roxie, on the other hand, laying on her side after she got tipped over by the rumbling, just stood there... Laid there, watching her rival suffering from the pressure within her. Roxie! Do something!! You're right there! Don't give me that "your belly is pinning me down" nonsense! Come on! Get off your fat butt and help a buddy out!!

But sadly, it was too late, Susa- KABOOM!!! Oh great! You couldn't wait until I told them? One little thing I ask of you and you blew it! Great! Selfish splattered jerk. Anyway, with a resounding BOOM! her belly blew up, rocking the very foundation of the theater, and Roxie's belly. Said rocking revealed an architectural flaw on the columns, causing one of them to collapse! Oh woe is us, for none other than Lord Bellymont himself, admiring the contest in its whole, was under the columns collapsing path when it collapsed, ultimately killing poor Bellymont. What a truly horrific day, the death of a billionaire, a beloved billionaire. Nothing sadder than that. This *sniff* this here was the horrific event I was building up to. Bellymont's death...

Poor dear Bellymont, you'll be missed dearly by us all...

Hmm? What do you mean"what about Susan?", she blew up! What more do you want? What you thought Susan's exploding belly was the horrific event? Well yes, its scaring and would haunt many viewers minds for months to come, but it wasn't horrifying! Besides, I told you that this happens a lot after the grand opening.

FOOM!!!

See, Roxie just blew up as well! Her poor belly gassed up after the rumble and… well, you know the rest. I'm still confused as to why you would think such a thing. Wait... I didn't tell you? You serious? Oh, well that explains it, because I didn't... Yes, it all makes sense now.