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Description Mission 3
Food Fighting the Forks

"Hmm, that's a weird title for a mission?" commented the Protagonist while entering the bakery.

"Well..." said the mandatory black sidekick with the suspiciously foreign name but American accent who followed in after the hero, "I heard that if you take the first letter of each of the mission's name, you'll get 'WAFFLE HOUSE'!"

"Oh wow! Well that's mighty damn interesting, Dante" remarked the Protagonist, "thank you so much for telling me such an interesting tip!"

"I sense sarcasm" replied Dante sullenly.

After the small talk, the heroic duo finds themselves within the bakery. Despite the eerie emptiness that the room gives, it looks as if the room was recently evacuated, as if whoever owns the shop saw the duo coming and has prepared a surprise for them. The shelves on display are filled with cakes, cupcakes, pound cakes, carrot cakes, coffee cakes and muffins among other pastries. Past the double doors in the back is a remarkably large and strangely roomy factory which is still working to bake and package even more of the delicious pastries into several boxes which are each marked with the blue fork symbol, obviously dastardly work of the Forks. Everything is mechanically done by machines with no physical labor needed, how efficient.

"Umm... What are we doing here again?" asked the hero, looking around the factory trying to find something that would point towards an objective.

"Weeeell" replies Dante, tired of his partner’s ignorance, "To defeat the evil mastermind-"

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!" interrupts the surprised hero, "This early on? It's only the third mission!"

"Let. Me. Finish! I WAS gonna say that to defeat the evil mastermind'S, emphasis on the apostrophe S, mastermind's syndicate, we're gonna have to take down the three gang leaders supporting it, one at a tim-"

"Oh!" exclaimed the Protagonist interrupting Dante once again, realizing the oh-so-obvious, "so we're here to take down evil gang leader #1! That explains the change in scenery!"

"Change of scenery?" asked in disbelief Dante, "This bakery was down the block of the building we fought and destroyed in! Not to mention that this very location of this bakery was on the charts we found in said building! Along with-"

"Okay! No need to explain it all, mister talk-too-much, we have more pressing issues to resolve, alright? Good." nods the hero, pleased with how he handled this, "So... where is mister gang leader #1?"

"Well, GINA is probably located somewhere within this factory... probably in another room. My guess? She's most likely near the main control facility" theorized the pensive Dante.

"Well, you know what? It doesn't matter because you're not gonna get any further than this!" announced an unnamed goon after getting out of his hiding spot, pointing his smg at the heroic duo. Like a dominoes effect, a large team of unnamed goons came out of their hiding spot, resulting in a surprise ambush, surrounding our dynamic duo. The men and women surrounding the duo were dressed in the usual military qualified attire to survive bullet fire along with a flashy blue fork on their fronts and backs to display the symbol of the gang they pertained to, The Forks, notorious for smuggling drugs hidden in their pastries. The first unnamed goon was the least equipped while the other more equipped goons pointed their higher caliber weapons at the heroes.

"Would you say we're outnumbered?" asked Dante, with a tone of confidence, as he scanned the surrounding enemies.

"Yup, but they're..." paused the Protagonist dramatically, raising two Desert Eagles, "outmatched", cue the smirk.

What followed could only be described as pure murderous gun play similar to that which could be seen on screen before a controller wielding player of an M rated game. The pure 20 minute gamepla- I mean gun fight was the usual kind of intensity which would included all the usual killings like muscle heads getting gunned down and ninja ladies finding themselves strategically killed, all the while puns were retorted by the hero, such puns like "easy as pie" would be told just as goons fell face first into cream pies while our sidekick Dante would comment on what a shame it is that the ninja ladies we're against them and not fighting with them. After the series of gunfights and mid-boss battles have been effectively dealt with, the heroes entered the final room of the bakery where they finally find the villainous gang leader of the Forks, Gina "The Fork" Henderson, standing tall in her casual wear and large lab coat, no doubt wielding the insignia on the back. There she stood, on some scaffolding which stood several feet in the air, staring down triumphantly as the heroes stepped forward ready to face whatever she has in store for them.

"Well, well, well, if it ain't the gun totting agents, here to take me out! Aren't you two a little outgunned to defeat me?" taunted the villainous leader.

"Outgunned?" asked Dante, "we are both armed to the teeth!" showing his glock pistol and AK47, "and these are only the ones I have on display!"

"Yeah, and you don't have a weapon on you, dummy!" the hero heroically pointed out while getting a confused look from the sidekick.

"Dummy?" he whispered before shaking his head slightly.

"Ah, but that's where you're wrong, my dearies" said the villainous dame in an almost seductive manner as she walked over to an object covered with a tarp "for you see, I do have a weapon!" she announced as she pulled the tarp out revealing a high caliber Gatling gun! "Tada!" cue the grin.

"Damn!" yelled Dante from behind his cover, "that's a high caliber Gatling gun!"

"I know, Dante!" yelled the annoyed Protagonist while diving for cover. Moments later the gun spun into action and began gunning down the cover our heroes have hidden behind of. Thinking quickly and observing the surroundings, the hero finds a control station a few yards from their location, guarded by a lone guns man, and devises a plan.

"Dante, you distract Gina, drawing her line of fire AWAY from that control station, and I'll see what I can do once I reach the controls, alright?"

Dante stares at his partner trying to understand the plan before he nods and heads off away from the hero, shouting nonsense at the ferocious gunner. "Hey, little miss gun totter! Betcha can't hit m- Sweet Jesus!! This was a mistake!" The Protagonist quickly jumped up and sprinted towards the control station. After swiftly taking out the lone guard guarding the station with a single bullet, the hero studied the button-filled controls trying to see if there was anyway that the hero could stop the leader's gun show. After several random button presses, the conveyor belt above the station readjusted its course and began dropping cakes on the ground in front of the station. Befuddled by the new trail of falling pastries that has now appeared before the hero, now attempts several other button presses to see if anything else will happen. To the Protagonist's surprise, the random button pressing has resulted in the pastries to be shot out of the conveyor belt like artillery, barreling like a meteor towards a very angry, shouting Gina; apparently she's having rotten luck trying to shoot Dante. What happened next was very intriguing. The pastry, catching the villainous leader by surprise, met with her lips and, in one swift move, Gina had swallowed the pastry just as it touched her lips. The following action was executed so smoothly it seemed as if she was programmed to do so by some mysterious, higher and powerful entities of another dimension!

This sudden act had confused our hero incredibly, unsure what to do with this new information that has appeared. But Gina, on the other hand, didn't have time to be confused at this reflex because after the first pastry sailed through, several others followed its barreling path, each one swiftly being swallowed by the confused villainous. Acting as fast as she could, the dame grabbed the Gatling and aimed it towards the control station in a desperate attempt to cease the oncoming flow of pastries, which still were making their way down to her filling gut. "Damn stationary gun!" she mumbled between pastries, cursing the day she had denied wheels for her gun.

Between the hailing gunfire, the heroic hero heroically jumped out of the station just as it exploded in what could only be described as the most bad-ass thing to ever be witnessed. But unfortunately for Gina, no matter how epic the explosion and escape was, it wasn't enough to stop the continuing barrage of cakes and pastries. As a plan B, the villainous leader had readjusted the aim of the Gatling and gunned down the conveyor belt, quickly turning it into large pile of scrap metal. Relieved that the flow has finally ceased, she verified the damages that this event has caused. Nothing had been ruined but there is now a large round pastry filled gut that is poking out of her lab coat to account for. "God damn, I look like I ate a damn basketball!" cursed the villainous dame as she rubbed her round belly in attempts to sooth any groans that came from it. Thankfully, for the leader, this didn't impair in anyway her ability to use Gatling effectively, as big and distracting as it may be.

Taking advantage of the cease of fire and the distracted leader, Dante decided to contact his partner through his earpiece, "Hey, I see what you're getting at!"
"You do?" asked the hero.
"Yeah man! You're trying to get her heavy enough to break through the scaffolding, right?"
"Uh... Yyyeah! Absolutely, that's the plan!"
"Great, I knew you read the briefing"
"Yup, totally read it, mhmm!"
"Great, I'll keep her busy while you head for the other control station, but this time, try to give me some cover fire, please?"
"You got it!" says the hero with fake enthusiasm. After deactivating the earpiece, the Protagonist began searching for the briefing papers, "This is mentioned in the briefing? Now way… okay, where did I put those papers? Uh… Aha!" the hero cheers while pulling the papers out, "Alright, now let’s see... Umm…. Oh! Oh god! She did that to these poor women? Oh! Nope, that's enough of the briefing, nope nope!" says the hero ripping and tossing the papers away, "Nnnoooope!"

Shortly after, gun fire is heard and it snaps our disgusted hero back to reality just in time to see the villain shooting at Dante who is duck and covering behind a forklift. That's the hero's cue to go. While giving Dante some cover fire, the Protagonist sprints in between cover until finally reaching the second station, which was fortunately unsecured. Heh, foolish guards. At the station, the Protagonist tries to repeat the same process he had done in the first station, hopefully he'll remember the random successions of buttons that were pressed the last time. After some fiddling with the controls, the hero successfully remembers and presses the correct buttons, positioning the conveyor belt in the same position. After getting acquainted with the controls, the hero correctly positions the conveyor belt, aiming it at the unsuspecting leader. Continuing the streak of technical skill, the hero then pushes the corresponding buttons in order to speed up the conveyor belt, once again, turning it into an effective machine gun steadily firing pastries at the villainous leader.

Once again, to Gina's displeasure, her inner programming goes to work and has the villain swallowing the incoming pastries as they head towards her. Unfortunately, it wont be easy for Gina to cease the flow this time she couldn't move as quickly as before given she has been already filled with many pastries and is now receiving even more, causing her already large belly to swell to even larger, and rounder, dimensions. As she reaches for the gun, her belly presses against the triggers of the gun causing it to fire automatically and in turn jiggling her belly. With much difficulty, correction, with growing difficulty, she turns the gun in order to aim at the conveyor belt, but not before her growing belly causes her to gun down everything in the guns point of view. Just as the Gatling points towards the conveyor belt, her belly pushes her away from the gun and against the railing, leaving her defenseless against the barrage. But fortunately for her, her overfilled belly maintains the triggers squished aiding the Gatling in shooting down the conveyor belt and ending the barrage of pastries.

In one final swell, the enlarged gut knocks the Gatling out of the scaffolding, having it crash on the ground leaving nothing but a pile of rubble behind. The duos walk up to the now defenseless scaffolding, looking up at the large pale sphere which seems to be stuck at the top of it.

"You'd think after all those pastries that she'd be heavy enough to break through the scaffolding, right?" ponders the hero. And as if to answer the protagonist's prayers, the scaffolding creaks and bends before finally giving out and sending the engorged dame crashing down.

After falls hard to the floor, the villain finds herself pinned by her belly. The villainous dame attempts to stand up, but to no avail. Her belly creaks and groans, looking twice as big as an over-inflated beach ball, obviously straining to keep all the trapped pastries inside without giving out. Obviously past its limit, the belly looked huge, drum tight and dangerously red. Both the duo and the dame feared and expected the worse from the angry red sphere, expecting her to blow any minute, though it never came to it. Stuffed to the gills, Gina couldn't even imagine eating another pastry. Unfortunately for her, after looking where she has fallen, the dame finds herself at the end of a packaging area where the pastries originally were headed, before getting detoured to the now creaking dome. "Oh no…" groaned the villain, knowing all too well how this is going to end. After some observation, the hero found out that the remaining pastries on the belt would come out and make their way to the bloated dame, landing on her face, if the button on the side of the opening were pressed. Looking at the bloated, groaning gut, the Protagonists, as well as Dante, knew all too well what consequences this would bring if the hero decided to pressed the button.

"Hmm... Should I Dante?" asked the hero, placing a hand on the button.

"Man, after reading all the horrible things she's done to all those families, I'd definitely press it." says Dante honestly.

"Whoa, wait, families? She's done this to families?" the Protagonist freaks, thinking over what was just said.

"What? No, she robbed millions from them. I thought you read the briefing"

"Well, yeah but…. Not… All of it, shut up! Now is not the time!" argued the hero.

Turning back to the button, the Protagonist, after thinking it over, presses- "W-wait!" yells the overly stuffed leader, “P-please... Don't! Don’t press it! If you do... Ugh, if you press it, I-I'll... Explode!" pleads the dame, rubbing her groaning sphere in attempts to calm the angry dome, "listen... If... If you let me live I’ll- ugh" GROOAAN "Oooh... I-I'll help you take down the other two gang leaders! I'll teach you their we-weaknesses! I swear!"

"You'll seriously just tell us your partner's weaknesses? Just like that?" questions the doubtful Dante, "I don't believe you!"

"O-oh, come on... I'm giving you, ugh... an opportunity to easily defeat the remaining two gang leader! Guaranteed!" yells back the leader.

"But what about the mastermind?" asks the curious hero, "Will you help us take him down as well?"

"Oh, most definitely! I'll... Aaah" GROOOOAAAAAN "Oh god! Yes, I'll help you with h-him as well, just please! Don't push the button!" the bloated dame pleads.

"Hmm..." thinks the Protagonist, weighing the offered offer.

"Hey, don't listen to her, we can do all that stuff without her" Dante boasts.

"B-but not as fast" adds the groaning dame, "ugh, o-or as easy" GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAN “Ugh!”

The Protagonist, thinking hard over the options presented, has finally made a decision.
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Comments: 2

Keiichi1Maebara [2015-02-16 16:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Great Story!  Hope you have time to finish it sometime.

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awesomesir In reply to Keiichi1Maebara [2015-02-18 21:56:02 +0000 UTC]

Finish it?

Also, thanks!

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