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“You want to hunt for a Snicker-what-now?” asked a confused Jason, befuddled by what their partner had just told them.

“A Snickerwocky! Duh!” Jay answered, amazed that their partner didn’t know what a Snickerwocky is, I mean really!

Jason stayed silent for a few seconds, trying to comprehend this absurdity. Is this why they’re in the middle of a field for, to talk about some weird, probably fictional, beast? “Hold on, what the fuck is a Snickerwocky?” Jason loudly asked.

“Well...” they adjusted their glasses professionally before beginning to explain to their friend, “A Snickerwocky is obviously a dragon-like beast who ravenously indulges in deserts such as snickerdoodles! Obviously. This is Monster Knowledge 101, Jason! How do you not know about this monster?”

Jason again just stared in confusion, “Wait... it’s a Jabberwocky who eats snickerdoodles? A snickerdoodle-eating Jabberwocky?” Jay nodded. “Jay, Jabberwockies don’t exist! It’s a fictional creature from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland! And henceforth, Snickerdoo-I mean, Snickerwockies don’t exist either!!”

“Yes they do! I’ve seen them!” Jay defended, “They resided in the Smokey Woods!” They pointed into the fog infested woods.

“Smokey Woods? What is this, Nintendo?” Asked Jason sceptically.

“Are you gonna help me find the Snickerwocky or what?” Jay asked.

Jason rolled their eyes and nodded, “Sure, if only to prove to you that Snickerwookies don’t exist.” They pointed out. Jay walked contently, satisfied either way.

Once deep into the forest, Jason realized something, “Wait, did you bring anything to catch the fictitious monster?” they asked.

Jay stopped in their tracks, trying to recollect their thoughts, “Dammit! I forgot the traps!”

LATER THAT DAY

“Alright! We got the traps, we got the bait, and we got the marked locations! Anything else we’re forgetting Jason?” Jay screamed with both fury and exhaustion.

“Snacks?” Jason pointed. Jay stared at them intensely.

THE NEXT DAY

“Okay, NOW we got everything!” Jay expressed, carrying the snacks to the marked location.

“Yes!” Jason confirmed.

“I’m just glad we set up the trap before wasted anymore time getting the snacks.” Jay sighed happily.

“So how long until we find out there is no Snickerwhachamacallit?” Jason asked, half curiously, half sarcastically.

“You mean how long until we catch the Snickerwocky?” Jay asked stubbornly, “Well, I have the trap set to give me a notification on my phone for when the something sets the trap off!” They explained, waving their phone.

“What if something else, besides a Snickerwocky, sets the trap off?” Jason asked.

Jay rolled their eyes, “Because only Snickerwockies like the taste of Snickerdoodles. Are you even paying attention, Jason?” They asked

“My mistake,” Jason responded sarcastically, “So what kind of noise are we waiting for the phone to make?”

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

Jay looked at his phone, “This noise! We got one! We got a Snickerwocky!” Suddenly, mechanical whirls filled the air, “And the trap has started working!” Jay bounced excitedly before trotting quickly towards the noise.

“I don’t remember setting up anything mechanical that whirls, what exactly is the trap?” Jason asked.

“Well, all you had to do was set a plate of snickerdoodles on the target, I set the actual trap that’ll keep the Snickerwocky in place!” Jay explained, “You’ll see soon what it is, if you hurried up!” Jay began running farther from a slow Jason.

“Hey wait up!” Jason called out, jogging slowly, trying to keep up, “I’m not as athletic as... huff... Jay!” All they heard was a distant “Holy Crap!” and a “Jason hurry up and look at this!” Jason began picking up the pace as the curiosity fueled their adrenaline and allowed him to finally catch up to Jay, who stood in the middle of a clearing, staring at some large, round pale thing, Jason couldn’t see yet, the trees blocked the view.

Jason finally stepped into the clearing and waddled towards Jay, grabbing them by the shoulder, bend over trying to catch their breath, “What... did... you want... to show... me?” Jason asked. Jay jabbed them on the side, pointing ahead. Jason raised their head and immediately dropped their jaw.

The pale, round object was actually the side of a much more complex shape, although you could still describe it as round. What Jason was actually looking at was a Jabberwocky! Or a dragon, they look so similar. And he saw exactly what the trap was and supposed to do. The Dragon, er wait Jabber-actually Snickerwocky, I guess... Anyway, the beast was mysteriously strapped onto a tree, a nozzle jammed into her mouth pumping something into her. The beast itself was very plump, either previously or being fed something from the nozzle. Speaking of being fed, Jason must have been running for a long while because that Snickerwocky has quite the massive gut growing before it.

“Woah! A Snickerwocky!” Jason said, finally breaking the brief silence. Jay nodded in agreement. “By the way, what’s the tube feeding the Snickerwocky?” Jason asked, observing the panicked look on the beast’s face as it tried to squirm free.

Jay looked at Jason in disbelief, “What else, Jason? It’s feeding her snickerdoodles! From this tank over here!” Jay walked over to a bush next to the growing beast and removed some branches to show a large tank, vibrating with life as it continued to pump the beast with more of the substance.

“I don’t think snickerdoodles can be feed through a tube from a tank, aren’t they cookies basically?” Jason pointed, suspicious and curious.

“What’s that?” Jay yelled, “I can’t hear you, the tank and the beast’s gut are making too much noise!” Jay decided to take a couple of steps closer, unaware of the significance of a noisy belly.

“I said! How are you feeding her snickerdoodles from a tank! When snickerdoodles are cookies!” Jason screamed louder, trying to compete with the beasts gut, as the tank is not so loud to drown out his screams.

“Oh! It’s actually batter! Liquid enough for a tank to pump!” Jay screamed back in response.

“It’s what?!” Jason asked.

Snickerwocky, unable to hear what her captures screaming at each other, occupied herself trying to break free from the tree. Her arms were strapped against the tree as the strap stayed snug in between her growing flesh mound and her hefty bosoms. She desperately needed to free herself before the unthinkable happens. And if these idiots don’t turn off the tank soon, she’s doomed.

“Batter! Snickerdoodle batter!” Jay screamed back in response, practically a foot from Jason’s face.

“God dammit, I can’t hear you with all this noise!” Jason complained loudly. At this point, he had to compete with a tank overexerting itself, seemed something is jamming it, and a deep red gut which was also overexerting itself apparently. Jason decided to grab Jay’s arm and pull them away from the noise.

“What boys?!” Jay asked before getting pulled farther from the noisy tank and beast.

“What are you saying?” Jason asked again, relieved they can hear clearly again.

“I’m saying she’s getting filled with Snickerdoodle Batter,” Jay explained.

“Oh!” Jason finally understood, observing the overloaded Snickerwocky, “Do you think she’s had enough?”

“Hmmm,” Jay observed the Snickerwocky and her taut, grandiose reddening gut, dwarfing the tank beside her, which screamed as it overworked itself pumping more and more batter against opposing odds. “Naw, Snickerwokies, as well as Jabberwockies, can pack a lot in their stomachs! So much that the pressure within their guts usually equal to that of a power of bomb!”

“Wait, what?” Jason asked surprised.

“Well, according to my research on Snickerwokies, if one ate more than their stomachs can hold, the blast can annihilate anything around the circumference of the orb, including the Snickerwocky itself!”

“Oh my gosh! Don’t you think we should avoid that? We need evidence of this monster’s existence!” Jason pointed out worried.

Jay nodded, “Not to worry, the tank is set to stop after filling her up to a certain point. It’ll stop and she’ll be stuck in place.” Jay said proud of themselves.

“Really? That tank seems a bit too low tech for that kind of thing,” Jason suspiciously pointed out.

“I set it to 20gals, it should be stopping soon... actually it should’ve stopped already,: Jay looked at the Snickerwocky worried, watching as her hands rested on the flanks of her gut, her eyes rolling back.

“You set it to 20gals? ... Was it... the speed dial?” Jason asked petrified.

“Uhh... it has speed dial?” Jay asked nervously.

KABLAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

When the dust settled, all Jay and Jason saw was a crater where the Snickerwocky was trapped at. Drops of Snickerdoodle batter sprinkled the field around the crater.

“Oh my god...” Jason managed to mutter, “There goes our evidence...”

“Well, I guess we’ll have to go for our next mythical monster, Jampires!” Jay announced excitedly, “Jam-eating Vampires!”

“Jampires?” Jason asked curiously, “Alright, let’s find some.”

Jay gasped shocked, “You believe me, Jason? You believe?”

“Yes, Jay,” Jason confirmed, “I believe.”

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“You want to hunt for a Snicker-what-now?” asked a confused Jason, befuddled by what their partner had just told them.

“A Snickerwocky! Duh!” Jay answered, amazed that their partner didn’t know what a Snickerwocky is, I mean really!

Jason stayed silent for a few seconds, trying to comprehend this absurdity. Is this why they’re in the middle of a field for, to talk about some weird, probably fictional, beast? “Hold on, what the fuck is a Snickerwocky?” Jason loudly asked.

“Well...” they adjusted their glasses professionally before beginning to explain to their friend, “A Snickerwocky is obviously a dragon-like beast who ravenously indulges in deserts such as snickerdoodles! Obviously. This is Monster Knowledge 101, Jason! How do you not know about this monster?”

Jason again just stared in confusion, “Wait... it’s a Jabberwocky who eats snickerdoodles? A snickerdoodle-eating Jabberwocky?” Jay nodded. “Jay, Jabberwockies don’t exist! It’s a fictional creature from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland! And henceforth, Snickerdoo-I mean, Snickerwockies don’t exist either!!”

“Yes they do! I’ve seen them!” Jay defended, “They resided in the Smokey Woods!” They pointed into the fog infested woods.

“Smokey Woods? What is this, Nintendo?” Asked Jason sceptically.

“Are you gonna help me find the Snickerwocky or what?” Jay asked.

Jason rolled their eyes and nodded, “Sure, if only to prove to you that Snickerwookies don’t exist.” They pointed out. Jay walked contently, satisfied either way.

Once deep into the forest, Jason realized something, “Wait, did you bring anything to catch the fictitious monster?” they asked.

Jay stopped in their tracks, trying to recollect their thoughts, “Dammit! I forgot the traps!”

LATER THAT DAY

“Alright! We got the traps, we got the bait, and we got the marked locations! Anything else we’re forgetting Jason?” Jay screamed with both fury and exhaustion.

“Snacks?” Jason pointed. Jay stared at them intensely.

THE NEXT DAY

“Okay, NOW we got everything!” Jay expressed, carrying the snacks to the marked location.

“Yes!” Jason confirmed.

“I’m just glad we set up the trap before wasted anymore time getting the snacks.” Jay sighed happily.

“So how long until we find out there is no Snickerwhachamacallit?” Jason asked, half curiously, half sarcastically.

“You mean how long until we catch the Snickerwocky?” Jay asked stubbornly, “Well, I have the trap set to give me a notification on my phone for when the something sets the trap off!” They explained, waving their phone.

“What if something else, besides a Snickerwocky, sets the trap off?” Jason asked.

Jay rolled their eyes, “Because only Snickerwockies like the taste of Snickerdoodles. Are you even paying attention, Jason?” They asked

“My mistake,” Jason responded sarcastically, “So what kind of noise are we waiting for the phone to make?”

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

Jay looked at his phone, “This noise! We got one! We got a Snickerwocky!” Suddenly, mechanical whirls filled the air, “And the trap has started working!” Jay bounced excitedly before trotting quickly towards the noise.

“I don’t remember setting up anything mechanical that whirls, what exactly is the trap?” Jason asked.

“Well, all you had to do was set a plate of snickerdoodles on the target, I set the actual trap that’ll keep the Snickerwocky in place!” Jay explained, “You’ll see soon what it is, if you hurried up!” Jay began running farther from a slow Jason.

“Hey wait up!” Jason called out, jogging slowly, trying to keep up, “I’m not as athletic as... huff... Jay!” All they heard was a distant “Holy Crap!” and a “Jason hurry up and look at this!” Jason began picking up the pace as the curiosity fueled their adrenaline and allowed him to finally catch up to Jay, who stood in the middle of a clearing, staring at some large, round pale thing, Jason couldn’t see yet, the trees blocked the view.

Jason finally stepped into the clearing and waddled towards Jay, grabbing them by the shoulder, bend over trying to catch their breath, “What... did... you want... to show... me?” Jason asked. Jay jabbed them on the side, pointing ahead. Jason raised their head and immediately dropped their jaw.

The pale, round object was actually the side of a much more complex shape, although you could still describe it as round. What Jason was actually looking at was a Jabberwocky! Or a dragon, they look so similar. And he saw exactly what the trap was and supposed to do. The Dragon, er wait Jabber-actually Snickerwocky, I guess... Anyway, the beast was mysteriously strapped onto a tree, a nozzle jammed into her mouth pumping something into her. The beast itself was very plump, either previously or being fed something from the nozzle. Speaking of being fed, Jason must have been running for a long while because that Snickerwocky has quite the massive gut growing before it.

“Woah! A Snickerwocky!” Jason said, finally breaking the brief silence. Jay nodded in agreement. “By the way, what’s the tube feeding the Snickerwocky?” Jason asked, observing the panicked look on the beast’s face as it tried to squirm free.

Jay looked at Jason in disbelief, “What else, Jason? It’s feeding her snickerdoodles! From this tank over here!” Jay walked over to a bush next to the growing beast and removed some branches to show a large tank, vibrating with life as it continued to pump the beast with more of the substance.

“I don’t think snickerdoodles can be feed through a tube from a tank, aren’t they cookies basically?” Jason pointed, suspicious and curious.

“What’s that?” Jay yelled, “I can’t hear you, the tank and the beast’s gut are making too much noise!” Jay decided to take a couple of steps closer, unaware of the significance of a noisy belly.

“I said! How are you feeding her snickerdoodles from a tank! When snickerdoodles are cookies!” Jason screamed louder, trying to compete with the beasts gut, as the tank is not so loud to drown out his screams.

“Oh! It’s actually batter! Liquid enough for a tank to pump!” Jay screamed back in response.

“It’s what?!” Jason asked.

Snickerwocky, unable to hear what her captures screaming at each other, occupied herself trying to break free from the tree. Her arms were strapped against the tree as the strap stayed snug in between her growing flesh mound and her hefty bosoms. She desperately needed to free herself before the unthinkable happens. And if these idiots don’t turn off the tank soon, she’s doomed.

“Batter! Snickerdoodle batter!” Jay screamed back in response, practically a foot from Jason’s face.

“God dammit, I can’t hear you with all this noise!” Jason complained loudly. At this point, he had to compete with a tank overexerting itself, seemed something is jamming it, and a deep red gut which was also overexerting itself apparently. Jason decided to grab Jay’s arm and pull them away from the noise.

“What boys?!” Jay asked before getting pulled farther from the noisy tank and beast.

“What are you saying?” Jason asked again, relieved they can hear clearly again.

“I’m saying she’s getting filled with Snickerdoodle Batter,” Jay explained.

“Oh!” Jason finally understood, observing the overloaded Snickerwocky, “Do you think she’s had enough?”

“Hmmm,” Jay observed the Snickerwocky and her taut, grandiose reddening gut, dwarfing the tank beside her, which screamed as it overworked itself pumping more and more batter against opposing odds. “Naw, Snickerwokies, as well as Jabberwockies, can pack a lot in their stomachs! So much that the pressure within their guts usually equal to that of a power of bomb!”

“Wait, what?” Jason asked surprised.

“Well, according to my research on Snickerwokies, if one ate more than their stomachs can hold, the blast can annihilate anything around the circumference of the orb, including the Snickerwocky itself!”

“Oh my gosh! Don’t you think we should avoid that? We need evidence of this monster’s existence!” Jason pointed out worried.

Jay nodded, “Not to worry, the tank is set to stop after filling her up to a certain point. It’ll stop and she’ll be stuck in place.” Jay said proud of themselves.

“Really? That tank seems a bit too low tech for that kind of thing,” Jason suspiciously pointed out.

“I set it to 20gals, it should be stopping soon... actually it should’ve stopped already,: Jay looked at the Snickerwocky worried, watching as her hands rested on the flanks of her gut, her eyes rolling back.

“You set it to 20gals? ... Was it... the speed dial?” Jason asked petrified.

“Uhh... it has speed dial?” Jay asked nervously.

KABLAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

When the dust settled, all Jay and Jason saw was a crater where the Snickerwocky was trapped at. Drops of Snickerdoodle batter sprinkled the field around the crater.

“Oh my god...” Jason managed to mutter, “There goes our evidence...”

“Well, I guess we’ll have to go for our next mythical monster, Jampires!” Jay announced excitedly, “Jam-eating Vampires!”

“Jampires?” Jason asked curiously, “Alright, let’s find some.”

Jay gasped shocked, “You believe me, Jason? You believe?”

“Yes, Jay,” Jason confirmed, “I believe.”