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Beavernator — A Helping Hoof
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Published: 2015-04-23 15:57:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 65833; Favourites: 1001; Downloads: 250
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What the heck, Luna- you can't just hit a filly- especially not one who needs your guidance.Well... I guided her out of her bedroom window and into a giant humble pie.
Humble pie tastes like crap! Give me some lemon pie! Ugh; that filly is going to be trouble for a long while.
Don't look at me; I didn't write her. What? Some characters in the show exist for one reason.
You know that one royal guard we have that isn't white? Hm; I have noticed him. He must have been important, right?
No. The show writers think if Twilight Sparkle gets him as a love interest they can use it to make a canon couple.
Ratings and views go up; we all win. But we already have a female audience... who is this guy?
We have some poor sap who thinks making more incidental cameo appearances than Stan Lee is going to win hearts? Oh, that's cute.
The love interest idea is dumb if that guy's going to mosey his way into the Mane 6 long enough to actually develop.
Whatever happens between those two, it's gonna be hamfisted. Hi Princess! Twilight! You're back! WHO ARE YOU?
It begins.
Nighttime Background (Panel 1-4) by xPesifeindx.
Ponyville Road View (Night) Background (Panel 5-7) by Foxy-Noxy, I claim ownership of all other art assets.
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Comments: 299
Spoiled Rich, "I've had nothing but sweet dreams, I must be raising my daughter perfectly."
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Seriously. That's the second comic, Luna killed DT.
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Luna, Nothing much she just almost killed Diamond Tiara.
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Well... I guided her out of her bedroom window and into a giant humble pie.
OK, that's funny.
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And the humble pie was being held by Diamond Tiara's mother who was the size of a mountain.
Dream Spoiled Rich, "YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING WASTE OF SPACE. IS FAILING IS ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR, OR DO YOU LIKE JUST TO DISGRACE ME WITH YOUR INEPTITUDE?"
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What is it with you and making everything so much darker, it was a joke.
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I'm just saying that this becomes harsher in hind sight.
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Yeah, I'm with ShadowLDrago here.
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The joke wasn't funny to begin with.
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I thought it was. This was made before Crusaders of the Lost Mark when DT was nothing but a Hate Sink. So, it's fair game.
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Or you could just take it as what it is. A JOKE.
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And then the CMC save her.
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Luna : My advice STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH! SLAP!
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Hell of a slap, if it can send her flying through a window FROM A DREAM.
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...my mind is gone
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Still better than what I'd have done.
Which is what?
It involves an aluminum baseball bat and your head.
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Oh my gawd, Luna hit her so hard she grayed early!
(Ik, ik, it's dark so her mane would look gray but whatever)
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Now I feel so much better!
You do realize you're in trouble, right?
I'm doing everyone a favor.
We need villains in the show. No matter how annoying. We can't just have the Butt Mark Finders... Or whatever they're called, have their way all the time.
I guess you're right.
GERYRHDBSH HUH?! WHERE AM I?! WHO AM I?!
...
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: DIAMOND TIRIRA F**KING DONT SAY THAT YOUR BETTER THAN ME!! *slaps DT really hard out the window that it breaks*
:AHHHHHH!!!
: Really Luna? REALLY? YOU HAD TOO USE YOUR ULTIMATE SLAP MOVE ON HER.
: Nope that was aretemis.
: Im gonna have too send you to the moon.
: NOPE! i just apper oudda the moon.'
:AWW DANGIT!
:HAHAHAHAHHA!
:-.. I THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF HER!!
:I did........
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What the heck, Luna- you can't just hit a filly- especially not one who needs your guidance.
Well... I guided her out of her bedroom window and into a giant humble pie.
Humble pie tastes like crap! Give me some lemon pie! Ugh; that filly is going to be trouble for a long while.
Don't look at me; I didn't write her. What? Some characters in the show exist for one reason.
You know that one royal guard we have that isn't white? Hm; I have noticed him. He must have been important, right?
No. The show writers think if Twilight Sparkle gets him as a love interest they can use it to make a canon couple.
Ratings and views go up; we all win. But we already have a female audience... who is this guy?
We have some poor sap who thinks making more incidental cameo appearances than Stan Lee is going to win hearts? Oh, that's cute.
The love interest idea is dumb if that guy's going to mosey his way into the Mane 6 long enough to actually develop.
Whatever happens between those two, it's gonna be hamfisted. Hi Princess! Twilight! You're back! WHO ARE YOU?
It begins.
I read this and I LAUGHED!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA My fave part is 1. We have some poor sap who thinks making more incidental cameo appearances than Stan Lee is going to win hearts? Oh, that's cute. and 2. Well... I guided her out of her bedroom window and into a giant humble pie.
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STAN LEE IS AWESOME FLASH WILL NEVER REPLACE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Does Luna have to smack a Filly?
Yes I do.
Nicely done
Wait til I tell my daddy on you.
Bitch please. I'm a bucking alicorn priness and co-ruler of this land. What's your daddy gonna do? Huh? Don't be talking smack to me unless ya want another bitch slap.
*whimper*
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That's one way to tell it to a bitch.
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I wish that I could fave comments.
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Thank you. Glad you liked it so much.
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