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Beavernator — A Helping Hoof
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Published: 2015-04-23 15:57:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 65835; Favourites: 1001; Downloads: 250
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What the heck, Luna- you can't just hit a filly- especially not one who needs your guidance.Well... I guided her out of her bedroom window and into a giant humble pie.
Humble pie tastes like crap! Give me some lemon pie! Ugh; that filly is going to be trouble for a long while.
Don't look at me; I didn't write her. What? Some characters in the show exist for one reason.
You know that one royal guard we have that isn't white? Hm; I have noticed him. He must have been important, right?
No. The show writers think if Twilight Sparkle gets him as a love interest they can use it to make a canon couple.
Ratings and views go up; we all win. But we already have a female audience... who is this guy?
We have some poor sap who thinks making more incidental cameo appearances than Stan Lee is going to win hearts? Oh, that's cute.
The love interest idea is dumb if that guy's going to mosey his way into the Mane 6 long enough to actually develop.
Whatever happens between those two, it's gonna be hamfisted. Hi Princess! Twilight! You're back! WHO ARE YOU?
It begins.
Nighttime Background (Panel 1-4) by xPesifeindx.
Ponyville Road View (Night) Background (Panel 5-7) by Foxy-Noxy, I claim ownership of all other art assets.
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Comments: 299
same. I would do the same,but with a frikin tank.
Me
Diamond tiara with half her hoof off:WAAAAHH!! IT HURTS!!
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Ahahaha, eat that you-no-good-dirty-bully-filly, I never liked Diamond Tiara for her attitude!! Never at all!! Awesome comic!! Awesome job!! 
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You actually think that's going to teach her empathy? All it's going to teach her is that the bigger bullies get their way, ENFORCING her mentality!
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I think Diamond is beyond saving. Or at least no worth it.
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She's a freakin' entitled school yard bully, not the Queen of the Changeling. And after redeeming freakin' DISCORD, saying ANYONE is beyond saving in this verse feels drool.
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Well, neither Discord, nor the Changeling Queen are spoiled brats. And, let's face it: neither of them are as rude, even combined, as Diamond.
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. . . . . . -_- Dude. Discord was the living breathing DEFINITION Of a spoiled brat!
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No, he was the definition of chaos. In terms of attitude, Diamond is worse.
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We are bloody gonna have to agree to disagree on that one. Seriously.
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Ok, whatever you say. Can't argue with a signature like that.
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slapped the coulor strait of her maine
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WOOOOO!!! You show her, Luna!! Let your royal slaps be Diamond Tiara's wake-up call!!
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It's about time somepony slapped her! I'm just sorry it wasn't me.
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Well it's about damn time /someone/ did it!
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no I would banish her to the sun and watch her BURN
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Eh... Tiara is missing her cutiemark. Was that the point, or... ?
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Diamond Tiara, I'm going to slap you so hard that I'll slap the cutie mark right off of your flank.
Oh, yeah how?
Like this!
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yes .
guides ponies without cutie marks
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Tonight's lesson: Luna can physically slap you from your own dream. Don't ask me how this works.
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And that's what Luna should have done.
Great job!
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The Royal Guard has always been a mix of white and grey.
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Luna, you're princess of dreams. Shouldn't you be punishing her with horrible yet ironic nightmares rather than doing pie jokes?
(In a way I feel sorry for Tiara. She's never going to get character development, is she?)
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I won't comment on the bit in the description, but I WILL say Diamond Tiara had that coming.
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Continuing in the standing tradition of having the description have absolutely nothing to do with the comic, and yet somehow being better.
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