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Beavernator — A Helping Hoof
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Published: 2015-04-23 15:57:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 65835; Favourites: 1001; Downloads: 250
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What the heck, Luna- you can't just hit a filly- especially not one who needs your guidance.Well... I guided her out of her bedroom window and into a giant humble pie.
Humble pie tastes like crap! Give me some lemon pie! Ugh; that filly is going to be trouble for a long while.
Don't look at me; I didn't write her. What? Some characters in the show exist for one reason.
You know that one royal guard we have that isn't white? Hm; I have noticed him. He must have been important, right?
No. The show writers think if Twilight Sparkle gets him as a love interest they can use it to make a canon couple.
Ratings and views go up; we all win. But we already have a female audience... who is this guy?
We have some poor sap who thinks making more incidental cameo appearances than Stan Lee is going to win hearts? Oh, that's cute.
The love interest idea is dumb if that guy's going to mosey his way into the Mane 6 long enough to actually develop.
Whatever happens between those two, it's gonna be hamfisted. Hi Princess! Twilight! You're back! WHO ARE YOU?
It begins.
Nighttime Background (Panel 1-4) by xPesifeindx.
Ponyville Road View (Night) Background (Panel 5-7) by Foxy-Noxy, I claim ownership of all other art assets.
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Comments: 299
I can't decide on what is more perfect. The comic, or dem description.
Great job as always!
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What I don't get is why every dream involves the form of the pony as they are in real life. Why is it that Princess Luna never finds supermodels or giant robots in their dreams, because the pony she's visiting sees themselves as giant robots stuck inside a filly's body? Like Diamond Tiara would see herself as an Alicorn and be looking down on Princess Luna in that dream.
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Luna cuts through all the B.S. and gets to the basic truth.
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YOU DESERVE THAT ASSHOLE! AND THAT'S THE TRUTH PBBBBBLT!
(to anyone who gets the reference, you're awesome.)
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Edith Ann! ^_^
(aka Lily Tomlin)
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Hmm... well Lilly Tomlin did the "And that's the truth! PBBBLT!" schtick as her Edith Ann character as far back as the tv show Laugh-In in the late 60s.
As for your specific reference, then? I dunno.
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It was in Jumpin Jack Flash (sinfully underated) when Whoopi Goldberg gets her twisted revenge.
also she was on drugs during the scene.
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I can't help but wish Luna had made Dimand land on a sharp spike.
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That is soooo hilarious 
(And the description.... damn
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There's a problem with this comic.
DT's head is still attached.
JK. Nice comic!
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I have attached Diamond Tiara's head to my hugging hooves.
She will love me back, and all shall be okay.
It's working... I think.
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It's about time somepony did that
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I agree; those windows are very old.
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Sweet God yes lol (The artists little comments make it all worth while).
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This picture is a FAKE, and I'll tell you why... I'm sure the REAL DT's house is MUCH grander looking than THAT....
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Princess Luna does not condone child abuse
However when used on Tiara, she finds it hilarious. XD
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I wouldn't blame you, either.
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I'd love to see luna get angry again in the show.
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She's cuddly when she's angry.
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Not as cudly as Trixie when she's kerfuffled.
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Luna's expressions in panels 3 and 4 are absolutely perfect.
Do not f**k with The Luna!!
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Once you go Luna, you stay on Moona.
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More comeuppance for Diamond Tiara than in Motherly Scootaloo , so this gets my thumbs-up!
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I had a miniature heart attack upon hearing a blog where a filly in the show becomes a mom.
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Well, it's set a few years after the series, so...
But what I'm getting at is the fact that Diamond Tiara, who thinks even less of Scootaloo now that she's had sex one time with one colt, automatically making her a "slut-flank". Scootaloo doesn't care to raise a fuss over this, but the moment DT calls her baby stupid, she slaps her and tells her to screw off. DT obliges for a while... but then after Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle have gotten their cutie marks and AB has built a half-pipe so that Scoots can get her scooting cutie mark... the wheel mysteriously falls off halfway through a stunt. After she comes to, Scootaloo finds herself at the hospital, still blank-flanked. At the end of visiting hours, DT stops by and all but admits (gleefully) to having unscrewed the bolt holding the wheel in, saying that it's scandalous that Scootaloo should continue to be so useless while her friends move on with their lives.
Then Scootaloo falls into depression. And we're supposed to believe that it's not because of DT's bitchness.
And then Scoots is visited in her dreams by Princess Luna, and she doesn't think, "Oh hey, this is practically the highest authority in the land. I should tell her about the filly that almost got me killed over a petty grudge."
And the author has gone on record as saying that he "doesn't believe in karma". Yet in the same breath he will say that he doesn't care for Diamond Tiara's bullying. This leaves me thinking, Geez, Jake-Heritagu, if only you were in a position to actually DO something about Diamond Tiara giving Scootaloo hell.
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