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My name is Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt, and I'm a dodo bird. People say that I'm stupid, but that's not righty-o. If I was stupid, how would I know that 3 times 2 is 47? Exactly.
On to my adventures. I'll never forget the first time I found a campsite in the woods. There was 3 tents, and I could tell there was food in all of them. I get food, and new friends! Yaaay!
I saw that the first tent was zipped shut, so I ripped a hole big enough for me. I saw that they were still sleeping. It was 7 a.m.! How late were these people gonna sleep?! So, to wake them up, I jumped on them and made a lot of noise. They must not of been morning people, because they started screaming and ran away. But they left their crackers behind, so it was ok.
The people in the second tent were curtious and left the door open. I went inside, and they were sleeping, too. And they had an open can of red bull- alright!! I drank it all and got really hyper. I guess I startled them, and they ran away. One person fell in the river. Ha-ha! The last tent was empty. I guess the bear tracks and small pieces of human flesh meant that they made friends with a bear earlier. Oh well- more food for me!

Description
My name is Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt, and I'm a dodo bird. People say that I'm stupid, but that's not righty-o. If I was stupid, how would I know that 3 times 2 is 47? Exactly.
On to my adventures. I'll never forget the first time I found a campsite in the woods. There was 3 tents, and I could tell there was food in all of them. I get food, and new friends! Yaaay!
I saw that the first tent was zipped shut, so I ripped a hole big enough for me. I saw that they were still sleeping. It was 7 a.m.! How late were these people gonna sleep?! So, to wake them up, I jumped on them and made a lot of noise. They must not of been morning people, because they started screaming and ran away. But they left their crackers behind, so it was ok.
The people in the second tent were curtious and left the door open. I went inside, and they were sleeping, too. And they had an open can of red bull- alright!! I drank it all and got really hyper. I guess I startled them, and they ran away. One person fell in the river. Ha-ha! The last tent was empty. I guess the bear tracks and small pieces of human flesh meant that they made friends with a bear earlier. Oh well- more food for me!