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Benno123 — Colleen Demotivator
Published: 2011-04-04 15:17:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 3146; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 28
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This a demotivator inspired by the one and only sagemyellow !see his demotivators: (these below do not belong to me they are sagemyellow's)
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Me: Maybe you two should fight less, and outside...
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Me: Unless, you like getting burned
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Rachel: Just don't fight and agree to your differences
Blitz: never
Exile: Never
Rachel: so you like getting burned then?
Exile: No ma'am
Rachel: okay then make up then and no fighting then...
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Me: Or else I'll get involved...
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Blitz and exile: please don't!
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Me: Then listen to the lady, AND STOP FIGHTING OR I'LL USE THE BOTH OF YOU AS LIGHTNING RODS!!!
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Me: *Rofls on the floor*
Rachel: yeah, and i'll shove your heads so far up your butt you can chew your food twice!!!
Me:*rofls harder*
Exile and blitz: EEEWWWW!
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Me: Um, Rachel that was a bit disturbing, but I ate an entire deer carcass in my wolf form so....
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Rachel: gross, but im just stating my point...
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Me: Oh okay, well I'm tired with their arguing. *lightning flows around left arm*
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Blitz and exile: no don't were sorry we won't fight anymore we promise...
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okay...*lightning surge stops*
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Me: go help him rovers...
All: okay! *help you pound parvo*
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Me: *panting* Hah, that felt great, now it's going to be jail time for you, Parvo!
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Parvo: I will have my revenge you little kid...
Me: hey shut up!
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Me: Shut it Parvo, before I use my special powers on you, I'm more than just a werewolf.
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Me: your a super werewolf!!!
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Me:You could say that, you see I'm actually related to Rex...
Rex:Yep, we're in fact, brothers!
Me:So that means I have elemental powers like he does, only difference is that he has the element of Earth, whereas mines are thunder and lightning...
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Me: i would not of predicted this, cool! so thats why!
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Me: Yep, now I don't need drag to drag my feet on the floor just to shock someone...hey that gives me an idea.
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Me: *lightning surges around body* Now where's Parvo...
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Me: over there *points to a jet and takes off*
Parvo: ha you stupid mutts will never contain me!
Me: LP use a EMP Quick!
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Me: Don't need one...*Slams hands together causing a bolt of lightning to destroy jet*
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Me: thats what i kind of meant...
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Me: don't worry
Hunter: yeah buddy, everyone makes mistakes...
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Me: Thanks, and now back to Parvo...
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Me: yes lets get him...
Parvo: *groans and pulls self from wreckage* what happened?...
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Me: *stands over Parvo* I destroyed your ship using my lightning powers...so are you going to give up yet, or am I going to have to maul you to get you to stop?
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Me: (sigh) suit yourself, lozenge...
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Me: *runs over and shoves a lozenge down parvos throut*
Parvo: thank you but you will still die!!! *shoots me other arm*
Me: arrrgghhh *clutches arm* *diamond pulls me out of war zone and starts to heal*
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Me: Well, I have to give you credit Parvo, you don't give up easily...Now I won't feel so bad when I maul you to death... *Claws extend*
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Me: Last chance, GIVE UP OR I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!
*lightning starts to surge around hands*
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Me: Then why do I get the feeling that you'll just go back to being evil, hmmm, ooooooh I know what wil fix that!
*Grabs Parvo by the neck and walks inside wrecked ship*
Parvo: Where are you taking me?
Me: Shut it cat, I'm gonna get rid of you once and for all, knowing you in you present form you'll just lie to us, then we'd have to stop you again, and I'm getting sick and tired of going by the rules and not KILLING you when I get the chance.
Parvo: So what are you going to do, you wouldn't KILL me, you're a Road Rover, and Road Rovers don't KILL.
Me: Correction; Hunter, Colleen, Exile, Blitz, and Shag don't kill...Muzzle gets tired out too quickly to kill, I on the other hand; well a werewolf has to eat more than just dog food...but don't worry, I'm not going to eat you...I'd spoil my appetite.
*tosses Parvo into Transdogmafier*
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Parvo: wha.. what are you doing
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Me: *Psychotic smile* As I said before, I'm getting rid of you, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
*Slams door shut and sets canomutator to maximum*
Me: Enjoy your new look, cat...*leaves* I'll come back when the tranformation is over...bye-bye
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*3 hours later*
Me: so what did you do with parvo?
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Me: I locked him inside the canomutator, he won't bother us anymore...which reminds me, I'd better get him out of there. *Goes back inside ruined jet*
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Me: i wonder what's happened...
Colleen: we can only find out later guv!
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*I walk out holding something furry in my mouth*
Me: (muffled) Presenting the new, and better looking, General Parvo...
*shows small kitten*
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Me: oh crap! what did you do!?!?
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I turned Parvo back into a kitten...
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Me: I think he looks better this way, what do you think Colleen?
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Colleen: much better
Me: give him here *evil smile*
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