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Benno123 — Colleen Demotivator
Published: 2011-04-04 15:17:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 3148; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 28
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This a demotivator inspired by the one and only sagemyellow !see his demotivators: (these below do not belong to me they are sagemyellow's)
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Me: *ties string to his tail and swings by tail*
Parvo: Meow?
Me: *gets out tennis racquet and starts batting parvo around*
just a little payback...
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Me: Just make sure you don't kill him, If I can't, then neither can you...
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Me: i know, just that i like giving payback for what people give to me *unties parvo*
Parvo: *claws my face*
Me: ow... * sraggers back holding face then trips into transdogmifier* oh dear *transdogmifier process begins*
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*i step out*
Others: *gasp*
Me: let me guess i'm a dog now...
Hunter: yes...*weirded out*
Me: what breed am i?
Colleen: A collie, a border collie to be precise...
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Me: Colleen, what type of collie are you?
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Colleen: I'm a rough collie LP
Me: um, Hello still a dog here!
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Me: Colleen's a Rough Collie, and Ben's a Border Collie, hmm what other Collie breeds are there? Oh, and for Ben, just walk back in the transdogmafier.
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Me: there's a smooth collie, bearded collie (looks like shag) thats all i can think of right now and anyway... *steps into transdogmafier again* no change...
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Me: So now you're stuck as a border collie canosapien, and what do smooth collies look like?
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Me: if a border collie and a rough collie cross breed sometimes the pups come out smooth (fur colours are : black, brown-ish,and white)
also yes i am stuck as a collie cano-sapien which is quite cool...
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Me: Now Colleen has someone she can relate to...
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Me: yeah, now there's two British collies, weird...
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Colleen: it's not that bad, guv at least i can relate to someone...
Me: yeah, i guess
Blitz: great, another british weirdo...
Me and colleen: *growl*
Blitz: i just said that out loud didn't i...
Hunter: uh huh
Blitz: oh dear... *worried*
Colleen: i'm tired, can you beat him up please?
Me: okay *lands a solid punch to his face*
Blitz: ouch... your not as strong as colleen are you?
Me: no, because she is an expert at 7 different types of martial arts isn't she?
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Me: YES! *Punches Blitz, who flies over wrecked ship* Wow, that felt good, no wonder you do it, Colleen!
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Me: don't do it for nothing though, me and colleen have reasons like...
Colleen: him wanting to go out with me and other things... *shivers*
Me: and he insulted me and colleen so i had a reason too
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Me: He asked if he could bite my tooshie...
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Me: Blitz, here's some advice, don't go around biting people without a reason *ruffles blitz head fur*
Blitz: thanks, that always calms me down...
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