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"So Swiig, how do you like your bacon?" Queen asked, leaning forward on the table with her arms crossed in front of her. On her left sat Blue, barely fitting between her chair and the table, and across was Swiig, perched in her own chair, pushing up against the edge of the table with her belly as well. A few feet away, Blah was working in the kitchenette, sizzling up some of the delightful strips.

"Oh please~" Blue cut in before Swiig could answer. "There's only one way to go with bacon, right? Rigid to the point of shattering. If you're gonna put it in a sandwich, especially-- it needs to break apart so it doesn't pull all the other ingredients out with it." She explained. Queen affixed her with a withering glare.

"Maybe if your sandwiches have no structural integrity whatsoever, you slob. I happen to know that Blah cooks hers CHEWY-crisp, and she doesn't have any problems like that, because she cuts her sandwiches into triangles, a.k.a. a sensible portion size." She spouted, shutting her eyes with eyebrows raised way up and tilting her head up in mock-snobbishness. Blue stuck her tongue out and blew a raspberry.

"Well at least I don't hork mine down when it's still pale and rubbery." She hit back. Queen narrowed her eyes in a testy stare.

"You know I only do that because--"

"Yeah, I know, because deep-throating a whole package of bacon at once is the only way you can get yourself off." Blue teased with a smug tonguey smirk.

"At least I can actually enjoy the texture, unlike that brittle glass you prefer."

"Hey, brittle glass is still a texture. Besides, what would you know about that, Ms. I-Swallow-All-My-Food-Whole?"

Queen huffed. "Plenty, actually. I'm perfectly capable of cooking for my clients."

"Ooooooh~"

Blah cut in from the kitchenette with a chirp. Blue and Queen perked up, and looked over at Swiig, who was shrinking somewhat awkwardly into her seat.

"Ah--" said Blue.

"Sorry, Swiig." Queen apologized, shutting her eyes with a sheepish smile. "Sisters-- I'm sure you understand."

Swiig nodded, sweating slightly and looking off to the side. "Mhm."

Blah chirped again, looking over her shoulder to catch Swiig's gaze with her one big eye. Swiig perked up, smiling, and answered.

"Crispy, please!"

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Little bit of sibling bickering uw0 Kind of surprised me too honestly as I was writing it LOL-- emergent character building uwu ft. Swiig! That's actually the reason this is so late, haha-- I had this done like 5 days ago, but I wanted to run it by Solidswiig first to make sure Swiig wasn't out of character, but I couldn't get ahold of them--UNTIL LIKE FIVE SECONDS AFTER THE FIRST TIME I POSTED THIS LMAO-- yeah, you weren't seeing things =w0 timing

Even then, I realized like ten minutes before posting it the first time that, like... man, she's literally got THREE WORDS OF DIALOGUE here, and besides, it ain't like I've never surprise swiigposted before =w0 remember Stuck? I'm sure you do, it had a stuffed belly the size of a bouncy house, albeit mostly obscured. And also that part where Blue randomly raised her arm in the middle of talking for literally no reason other than me incredibly awkwardly trying to force some body language into the prose. GOD that was so stupid.

Anyway. Bacon. This is a pretty confusing description, huh!

Blah Blahs #/No. 255 "Blue", 451 "Queen", and 866 "Blah" are (c) moi, blahblah866
Swiig is (c) Solidswiig

Description
"So Swiig, how do you like your bacon?" Queen asked, leaning forward on the table with her arms crossed in front of her. On her left sat Blue, barely fitting between her chair and the table, and across was Swiig, perched in her own chair, pushing up against the edge of the table with her belly as well. A few feet away, Blah was working in the kitchenette, sizzling up some of the delightful strips.

"Oh please~" Blue cut in before Swiig could answer. "There's only one way to go with bacon, right? Rigid to the point of shattering. If you're gonna put it in a sandwich, especially-- it needs to break apart so it doesn't pull all the other ingredients out with it." She explained. Queen affixed her with a withering glare.

"Maybe if your sandwiches have no structural integrity whatsoever, you slob. I happen to know that Blah cooks hers CHEWY-crisp, and she doesn't have any problems like that, because she cuts her sandwiches into triangles, a.k.a. a sensible portion size." She spouted, shutting her eyes with eyebrows raised way up and tilting her head up in mock-snobbishness. Blue stuck her tongue out and blew a raspberry.

"Well at least I don't hork mine down when it's still pale and rubbery." She hit back. Queen narrowed her eyes in a testy stare.

"You know I only do that because--"

"Yeah, I know, because deep-throating a whole package of bacon at once is the only way you can get yourself off." Blue teased with a smug tonguey smirk.

"At least I can actually enjoy the texture, unlike that brittle glass you prefer."

"Hey, brittle glass is still a texture. Besides, what would you know about that, Ms. I-Swallow-All-My-Food-Whole?"

Queen huffed. "Plenty, actually. I'm perfectly capable of cooking for my clients."

"Ooooooh~"

Blah cut in from the kitchenette with a chirp. Blue and Queen perked up, and looked over at Swiig, who was shrinking somewhat awkwardly into her seat.

"Ah--" said Blue.

"Sorry, Swiig." Queen apologized, shutting her eyes with a sheepish smile. "Sisters-- I'm sure you understand."

Swiig nodded, sweating slightly and looking off to the side. "Mhm."

Blah chirped again, looking over her shoulder to catch Swiig's gaze with her one big eye. Swiig perked up, smiling, and answered.

"Crispy, please!"

-

Little bit of sibling bickering uw0 Kind of surprised me too honestly as I was writing it LOL-- emergent character building uwu ft. Swiig! That's actually the reason this is so late, haha-- I had this done like 5 days ago, but I wanted to run it by Solidswiig first to make sure Swiig wasn't out of character, but I couldn't get ahold of them--UNTIL LIKE FIVE SECONDS AFTER THE FIRST TIME I POSTED THIS LMAO-- yeah, you weren't seeing things =w0 timing

Even then, I realized like ten minutes before posting it the first time that, like... man, she's literally got THREE WORDS OF DIALOGUE here, and besides, it ain't like I've never surprise swiigposted before =w0 remember Stuck? I'm sure you do, it had a stuffed belly the size of a bouncy house, albeit mostly obscured. And also that part where Blue randomly raised her arm in the middle of talking for literally no reason other than me incredibly awkwardly trying to force some body language into the prose. GOD that was so stupid.

Anyway. Bacon. This is a pretty confusing description, huh!

Blah Blahs #/No. 255 "Blue", 451 "Queen", and 866 "Blah" are (c) moi, blahblah866
Swiig is (c) Solidswiig