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- BUUURP!- Bless you!
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- ACHOO!
- Bless you!
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- FART!
- ...ckyou...
Az eredménye annak, ha elszáll a fejem a vonaton. Avagy egy kegyetlen mértékben agypusztító, morálromboló, és szörnyű ké
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Sorry, 'bout that one.
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Comments: 48
elymethedryad [2008-09-11 10:08:36 +0000 UTC]
nagyon tetszik, főleg az utolsó oldalon a FING szó, majdnem leestem székről a röhögőgörcstől
(jó, hogy nem azt írtad oda, hogy PURC!!
)
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blas3nik In reply to elymethedryad [2008-09-11 15:42:22 +0000 UTC]
Egészségedre
(PFROOOTTY!
)
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blas3nik In reply to Sekine [2008-09-09 14:01:35 +0000 UTC]
kösziköszi ^^ (a két favért is )
és örülök neki ^^
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Turmann [2008-09-08 02:43:25 +0000 UTC]
that looks like a really... pleasurable passing of gas
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blas3nik In reply to Turmann [2008-09-08 04:22:03 +0000 UTC]
It is! Biologically good for your soul ^^
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Turmann In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-08 19:46:52 +0000 UTC]
I didn't know the soul and biology could be melded together like that
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funyika [2008-09-07 15:57:39 +0000 UTC]
maradjunk annyiban, hogy az aláírás ké.pviseli a legnagyobb művészi értéket a műben
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blas3nik In reply to funyika [2008-09-07 18:21:42 +0000 UTC]
... nem szándékoztam belevinni a művészi érték legkisebb kis szikráját sem ... basszameg azt hittem sikerült ... hát nem.
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funyika In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-07 18:31:12 +0000 UTC]
pillanatokon belül passzolom a lelkisegély telószámát...
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blas3nik In reply to funyika [2008-09-07 19:08:56 +0000 UTC]
legutóbb az öngyilkos segélyvonalat hívtam fel ... akkor vált gyanússá a dolog, amikor egy pakisztáni csaj vette fel és elkezdte kérdezgetni, hogy tudok-e teherautót vezetni, és hogy utálom-e az indiaiakat...
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-07 18:21:04 +0000 UTC]
but yes you know...sorry bout that one. more stupidity might come from me. this happens when I'm bored, and tired
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-07 18:50:17 +0000 UTC]
XD Thats fine. You should hear some of the radom crap that comes from My mouth. I also found this thing on the DA called the laws of anime. XD
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-07 19:08:03 +0000 UTC]
well yep That's true for me as well.
as true for anyone
hmm ... I don't know that one, what's laws of anime?
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-07 19:14:43 +0000 UTC]
It is a set of 49 rules someone posted that all animes follow. Very comical.
[link]
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-07 19:38:14 +0000 UTC]
thanks for that one made my night
see the next part of the comic to make yours
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-07 19:51:37 +0000 UTC]
I can't believe you actually took the time to draw those.
BTW, what does Akik számítanak nekem a sok segítség miatt mean???
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-07 20:51:38 +0000 UTC]
I travel 2 hours on train home from my girlfriend so, I had the time
Akik számítanak nekem a sok segítség miatt means something like "those who mean a lot of help to me" you got in there because of all those comments we had here and on UG
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-08 00:33:39 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! You've helped me also. example: I now know a little bit of another language!
I am taking Spanish III in school, so My language tally includes very slow light conversations in Spanish, A small amount of French, Choice phrases in Japanese , a few latin words, and now the single phrase "Akik számítanak nekem a sok segítség miatt"!!
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-08 09:36:36 +0000 UTC]
for sure
You gonna make an English-Spanish-Hungarian dictionary soon
I've learnt English for 13 years, German for 5, latin for 1, and basically I know a few words in Italian, Spanish, Turkish, Russian as well. I'm a stupid jerk I know
Hatemeeeeeeeee!
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-08 21:53:47 +0000 UTC]
0_0 I believe your language count could eat mine 3 languages to one!
I must say though, yell "Akik számítanak nekem a sok segítség miatt" really loud, and from an English stand point, It sounds like your going to summon a deformed dragon on someone
There should be a Zet and Gom like that! online gaming
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-09 13:38:17 +0000 UTC]
but I know only a few words on them, so...
Let's say, we are tied on that issue
*rolling on the floor*
*takes a note: "summon a deformed dragon on someone"*
There will be, when I get to draw and idea and stuff Definiately will be
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-10 22:47:43 +0000 UTC]
More of what I was thinking, Have you ever played World of Warcraft??
You can hook up a headset to it and talk to other people while you play. so, like:
Zet: Hey Gom! What are you playing?
Gom: World of Warcraft.
Zet: Cool!
~~
Gom: TE GUSTA LOS MUNCHOS!! (Through headset)
Zet: ...
~~
Zet: Do you have any idea what that means?...
Gom: I summon a dragon upon you???
Zet: ckyou
BTW, "te gusta los munchos", I believe, means "You like munchos. Munchos are a type of potato chip.
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-11 03:23:51 +0000 UTC]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauch!
You gave me an idea, I might draw it up once I got the time
Be awaaaaaaaare!
BTW, I know WoW, played for about two weeks, and I got completely bored, and deleted it
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-12 03:43:03 +0000 UTC]
I always have wanted to play WoW, but I have a 40 kbs connection *anger* *sadness*
looking forwar to it!
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-12 21:34:39 +0000 UTC]
don't be angry or sad ... I've tried WoW and got bored of it ... you know it is annoying that when you get a quest in which you have to kill ... lets say 5 Brown Bulls, then the next quest will be ... lets kill 10 Red Bulls ... then the next 15 Blue one ... the next 20 Green ... so it got me annoyed, that so imaginationless quests are there. If you ever get the chance of playing MMORPG-s, try Cabal Online. It is faster, more varying, exciting, nicer(really Cabal is beautiful), the music is something rarely awesome (I've once done that, I just sat down on one of the game's cities, picked up my guitar here and started playing along so melodic music I love it ^^), and overall it's better than Wow. Oh, and I forgot to say: Cabal is free...
So If you take my advice, you'll take a look at that
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-13 01:18:57 +0000 UTC]
Huh. I might try that. DA is sending an advertisement for a different free mmorpg every two weeks, so I am not at a lack for ideas
BTW, Have you ever heard of Gamemaker? If you like computer programming and video games, Then you should try it! It is basically a translation of the Delphi programing language made for video games. And it is FREE!! or mostly free... It is Shareware. Free, but you have to buy the full components. Totally worth twenty dollars!
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-13 16:08:31 +0000 UTC]
I see those, but I don't really care about that
I've heard of it, and it's not a bad idea, but it makes a lot of frames on what you can do, so you don't have the freedom to make any kind of a game. Programming from scratch gives you more, and it is just better
And anyways, if you program in C# there is XNA, for Delphi, there's another one, for BASIC there's DarkBASIC, which all are like Gamemaker....... Even for commodore 64, they had done some programs like that!
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-13 19:43:52 +0000 UTC]
True. But I don't have the patience to say "You know what? I am going to put one hour a day into C++." Gamemaker is simply a way to introduce myself into the general idea of programming while keeping it fun with quick and easy products.
In due time, I do wish to have a decent knowledge of C and all the other languages that fit my interest.
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-13 20:25:09 +0000 UTC]
Patience is the keyword here. You know, programming is pretty light and easy and not much of a thing basically. In fact, you only have to understand 3 kind of moves, and a very little theory... The key thing is you must have patience to get the practice for it.
and just to assure for you this, I have:
- 3 years BASIC
- 4 years LOGO
- 7 years Pascal/Delphi
- 3 years C#
- 1 years Java
experience...
I've learnt programming before writing ... Okay, I'm stupid, I admit.
Oh, and I've went into C++, Python, JavaScript, brainfuck (yes that's a prog.lang too ), assembly, and the hell remembers what else too a bit...
So, only one thing I can tell you: patience. Start slowly, get routine, advance. That's the correct order
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-14 21:28:44 +0000 UTC]
I looked up brainfuck... I must say, I deeply respect the person who made that! I also found a site that had a comical copy of it called COW. This guy must have really been bored because he also made Whirl and Taxi Look those up, and I do believe you will experience computer genius gone wrong.
How do you use an interpreter???
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-15 07:22:38 +0000 UTC]
D As I've heard it was created by a student to heck a teacher, because he said that no one can make a valid programming language with less than 10 instructions... The student did it
brainfuck has all in all 8 kind of instructions: These: ". , + - < > [ ]"
amazing, I've done a hello world program in that once
An interpreter, you mean compiler? Well, I rarely use them on their own, I prefer some kind of programming environment like Visual Studio or some years ago Borland Delphi... But the usage is pretty the same for all of those. You write the source code e.g. in a simple notepad, and then you open up a command line (command.com, cmd.com) and just type in:
"interpreter.exe c:\sourcecode.src" or however you named it.
so for e.g. the Microsoft's C# compiler is the csc.exe, and the source code is saved as MyNewestProgram.cs then:
csc.exe c:\SourceCodes\MyNewestProgram.cs
it results either with an exe you can run, or some error messages
it also stands for java (java compiler is I think called javac.exe) or mono's C# (mcs.exe), C++ (cpp.exe for e.g. there are a lot of those
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-15 20:58:10 +0000 UTC]
Thanks!
BTW, did you know "99 bottles of beer" has been programed in over 600 prog. languages!?
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-16 08:32:31 +0000 UTC]
np ^^
No, I don't know that program... what does it do?
BTW, "hello world" is programmed in .. virtually well every programming language Wikipedia has a collection of 204 here:
[link]
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-16 20:18:14 +0000 UTC]
It is a program that writes the entire song/chant thing called "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."
It is like a nursery rhyme thing but more alcoholic
"99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall!"
And it repeats all the way down to "1 bottle of beer on the wall."
It started because somebody emailed the ENTIRE set of 99 verses to someone. Programmers were offended by this horrible waste of bandwidth, so one guy said "I can do this in SIX!, lines of BASIC". Then someone else said, "Ah! But BASIC is inferior! I shall do it in C!"
Dramatized
So now, people all over the world are like "It can be done in Whirl!", "BEFUNGE is GREATEST for BEER!", "JAVAAAAAA!!!!!!" and so forth and so on.
Also dramatized
And I know about "Hello World!" It is about the simplest thing that can be done in just about any programming language and used to teach starters the interface.
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blas3nik In reply to Ratchet27 [2008-09-16 20:30:14 +0000 UTC]
lol I didn't know that ...
hmmm....
C#:
for (int NumberOfBottles = 99;i>0;i--)
Console.WriteLine(NumberOfBottles, " bottles of beer on the wall,\n"+NumberOfBottles+" bottles of beer.\nTake one down, pass it around,\n"+NumberOfBottles-1+" bottles of beer on the wall!");
Console.ReadLine;
that's it basically okay, I'm mad. I admit. Sorry for interrupting.
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Ratchet27 In reply to blas3nik [2008-09-16 22:11:54 +0000 UTC]
Sorry for interrupting??????????
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blas3nik In reply to adysokk [2008-09-07 18:20:26 +0000 UTC]
sose ... van 1 másik rész is ... mingyá jön
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blas3nik In reply to adysokk [2008-09-07 19:09:12 +0000 UTC]
okok ^^ kb. 20 perc és fent lesz
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