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Published: 2010-05-07 05:07:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 8720; Favourites: 36; Downloads: 47
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Well, I saw that DeviantArt is having a Contest where you are supposed to create your own Splice creature...so this is my entry. =]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Experiment #: 065
Sex: Asexual
Notable qualities: Specimen exhibits extremely aggressive qualities. Ability to learn quicker than any known mammal. Specimen seems to be mutating to further adapt to it's surroundings.
Notable Mutations: Specimen has no eyes, so it is theorized it uses either echo-location (such as a bat would), or Thermal-Location (such as most snakes are know to use). Being a warm blooded mammal it can survive in cold weather. In recent tests the specimen seems to be able to breath under water...it seems that we have created something that can survive anywhere, worst yet...it has a temper.
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looks a bit like the handeye dude from Pans LabyrinthΒ
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haha, It sould be put in a video gme. Nice work!
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thankies! ^^
Yeah, it looks like it should be in like Resident Evil or somethin' lol
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It does!! You should send to it a place where they take game designs! It's be cool! ^.^
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Thanks! ^^
Maybe in the next couple years it WILL be =]
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Well, were screwed, I mean just look at that thing, were beyond screwed, were like a newborn kitten that got raped by the Apollo space ship, thats how screwed we are.
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hahahahahaha
HOLY SHIZZ, that was an AWESOME analogy! XD
But no, I deffinently have seen some works that are worth getting the first prize over me =]
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Ok I'm sitting here waiting for the punchline, wheres the joke, if you do, granted yes some are good some are even great, but looking at this if you arn't at least in the top 3 then the end of the world is upon us and some crazy shits gonna happen where the combined forces of the Devil, Cthulhu, a Dalek armada, Dr. Doom, Lex Luthor, Genetically Engenered Dinosaurs, A giant robotic monkey wolf with wings made of blood, Godzilla, the Cloverfield monster, Aliens, Predators, Sky Net, the T-Virus, the Stay Puff Marhsmallow Man,Man eating Free Running Cloned Ninja Nazi Vampires Zombies, Chuck Norris's evil Twin, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Lord Zed, the Balrog, Darth Vader, Dracula, The Grim Reaper, Hades, Loki, Light Yagami, 7(7 ate 9), Akira, Grigori Rasputin, Werewolves, Succubi, Imhotep, Evil Bruce Lee, Nightmare, the Overlord, Kain the Vampire, Sharks with Lazer Beams Attached to there head, Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorheese, Leatherface, Michael Myres, Hellrazer, the Joker, One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eaters, Abraham Lincolns Evil Clone Dishonest Abe, Megatron, Cobra Commander, Evil Care Bears known only as Killer Bears, HAL 9000, Ect. Ect.
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O_____O
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLYYYYY SHIIIIIIZ!
You forgot Team Rocket lmao! XD
That would be a REALLY scary Apocalypse!
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I didn't forget Team Rocket, thats what Ect. means what ever comes to YOUR mind.
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I wasn't trying to be snide I was...Okay, maybe a little.
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Whell What do you expect, I just got throuh watching Zero Punctuation, of course I'm snide.
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What is Zero punctuation?
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Zero Punctuation is a video Game critic who puts up a new vid every wednesday, he has a site on the Escapist Magazine, trust me check it out, its funny as hell, and if you've played any games he reviews you'll see he's right allot of the times. You'll know its him cause he talks really fast while an animation follows what he says, the background will be yellow, and you'll piss yourself laughing, he's very cynical as well, so expect him to bash a few games.
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Oh awesome, I'll have to watch it! =]
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Whae you do tell me what you think
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Well, the end of the world is coming. T_T
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I KNOW, CTHULHU IS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOR TRYING TO SELL ME GIRLSCOUT COOKIES!!! ITS BIBLICAL, I wish I was lying, you may ask what I mean well What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Bonez621. Real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanos!The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
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hehe zombies!
I can't wait till the zombies get here
zombie killin' spree
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Me to, In fact I have an idea give me a moment.. Several minutes later..BUZZZZZZ!!OW OW OW OW.. Several days later at a gun shop..Yea that one.. Several days later At a legal building..Yes change it to that... There I just changed my name to Ash, chopped off my hand replaced it with a chainsaw, and have my sawed off double barreled in handy. Can't wait, if Zombies decide not to show up then I kind of just screwed muself over as that hand wasn't even possessed...BUT if they do show up I am all good, and becide the bone hand around my neck will look really intimidating when I meet some of the more psycotic people.
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haha
If zombies don't come you'd be one BAD-ASS lumberjack! XD
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I'm going to take it you've never seen Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, or Army of Darkness. It's considered one of the greatest horror movies ever made, espesially Evil Dead II, and the seiries IS considered the greateds B-Movies ever created, it was made by Sam Rami, who also made the Spiderman movies and Drag me to Hell.
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No, I saw a part of one of the Evil Dead movies...it was pretty cool!
I love gory, zombie movies! XD
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Well in the movie Bruce Campbell's character named Ash J. Williams, has his hand possessed, so he hacks it off with a chainsaw. Later he replaced his dismantled limb with a chainsaw where the hand used to be. He is also known for a sawed off shot gun that he sawed the barrel off with his chainsaw. He fights against Deadites which were released from the Necronomicon Ex Mortis, the book of the dead. Deadites are like a combination of ghosts, and witches when they possess humans. The movie in my opinion goes all out, it has balls to the wall gore, and Ash is one of the best developed characters in a horror B-Movie movie.
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Darn you, I wanna watch it right now! XD
I noticed they have a spoof character of him in The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy--->[link]
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Yep, not many children will get that. Hoss Delgado will punch you in the F*CKING SOUL.
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hahaha I LOVE that guy! XD
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Good. anyone who shoots chainsaws like an arrow is fine in my book.
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haha that is truly AWESOME! O_O
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Right, only second to Chuck Norris, did you know that there is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live!
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hahahaha I LOVE Chuck Norris facts! XD
"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."
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Chuck Norris facts is one of the funniest things on the internet.
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hellz yeah!
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
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Contrary to poular belief a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick won't kill you, it erases you from existance entrely.
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a round house to the face from Chuck Norris will not only break your face...it'll break the atoms IN your face, and THAT my friend is how nuclear fission was made X3 lmao
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can slam a revolving door.
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"Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him."
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Chuck NNorris is...fuck it Chuck Norris is Chuck Fucing Norris...And you don't fuck with Chuck Norris.
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hahaha *Peter Griffin* "they say that Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard....only another fist."
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That has been scientifically proven by my scientists.
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He was born with a rare deformation called...Imakickyoass-itis... XD
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Anyway, enough withthe God of Kickass, I have to say I am surprized that your pic didn't make it in the top 25, but If I was one of the judges, know that you would have made it further than that.
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you are very welcome bonez621
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I think I might not be able to sleep tonight. lol
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YES mission accomplished!
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i honestly think this is one of the best so far!
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