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The title is not some hilarious anecdote, this is a literal caption contest.

Another thing I drew in the food court whilst out holiday shopping. so it's not the greatest but it suits the needs of this contest.

you are all Familiar with Lyle . meet his best friend, Samuel. Sam is the type of guy who will talk to just about anybody, at great length regardless if they want him too or not. He is starved for companionship and it is that which drives him to be friends with a Cannibal and NOT turn him over to the Police.

Samuel is a dirty old cockney bastard who just so happens to be very camp , he frequently hits on Lyle, to which Lyle does not understand WHY he would hit on him since Lyle is Asexual which is a problem for Sam because Sam is really attracted to Lyle but it doesn't effect their friendship they go on with Sam's attempts put the moves on Lyle which have earned him many an eye roll.

Important things to Know about Sam: he works at a funeral home with Mack , He's an amateur taxidermist, he is the only white person living in a mostly black community, he's 45-50 years old, He's British, Gay and lives in a shitty apartment next door to Lyle.

Important things to know about Lyle: He's a slight germaphobe, he works in a grocery store, he's a Cannibal and views his lifestyle equal to that of a big game hunter, he lives in a shitty apartment next to Sam and he has 2 cats, He has had sex despite being Asexual, he's capable of it he just doesn't understand attraction, like at all.

YOUR MISSION: What did Sam say that offended Lyle so? it doesn't have to be a hit on. it can be anything! particularity something you should not say aloud in public. or just something you think he would be less than amused by.

EXAMPLE by ~celluloid-dreamer Sam: "So, you should tie me up!"

EX #2 by me: "The Girl in line in front of you has cankles!"

PRIZES! a short fic written by ~celluloid-dreamer and a little doodle (nothing special) by me.

DEADLINE: sometime after the holidays...or when I stop getting entries, whenever comes first.

to enter comment here! The winner will be chosen by Zack and myself. based upon humor, originality and creativity.

Go!...go go go!

If you don't wanna enter the contest but you would like to comment anyways thats fine too

edit: contest closed! we have a winner!

Samuel ©

Lyle ©

Description
The title is not some hilarious anecdote, this is a literal caption contest.

Another thing I drew in the food court whilst out holiday shopping. so it's not the greatest but it suits the needs of this contest.

you are all Familiar with Lyle . meet his best friend, Samuel. Sam is the type of guy who will talk to just about anybody, at great length regardless if they want him too or not. He is starved for companionship and it is that which drives him to be friends with a Cannibal and NOT turn him over to the Police.

Samuel is a dirty old cockney bastard who just so happens to be very camp , he frequently hits on Lyle, to which Lyle does not understand WHY he would hit on him since Lyle is Asexual which is a problem for Sam because Sam is really attracted to Lyle but it doesn't effect their friendship they go on with Sam's attempts put the moves on Lyle which have earned him many an eye roll.

Important things to Know about Sam: he works at a funeral home with Mack , He's an amateur taxidermist, he is the only white person living in a mostly black community, he's 45-50 years old, He's British, Gay and lives in a shitty apartment next door to Lyle.

Important things to know about Lyle: He's a slight germaphobe, he works in a grocery store, he's a Cannibal and views his lifestyle equal to that of a big game hunter, he lives in a shitty apartment next to Sam and he has 2 cats, He has had sex despite being Asexual, he's capable of it he just doesn't understand attraction, like at all.

YOUR MISSION: What did Sam say that offended Lyle so? it doesn't have to be a hit on. it can be anything! particularity something you should not say aloud in public. or just something you think he would be less than amused by.

EXAMPLE by ~celluloid-dreamer Sam: "So, you should tie me up!"

EX #2 by me: "The Girl in line in front of you has cankles!"

PRIZES! a short fic written by ~celluloid-dreamer and a little doodle (nothing special) by me.

DEADLINE: sometime after the holidays...or when I stop getting entries, whenever comes first.

to enter comment here! The winner will be chosen by Zack and myself. based upon humor, originality and creativity.

Go!...go go go!

If you don't wanna enter the contest but you would like to comment anyways thats fine too

edit: contest closed! we have a winner!

Samuel ©

Lyle ©