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Published: 2016-05-14 15:46:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 467; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 0
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Description Sooooooooo
guess who officially has a stalker now.
Spoiler alert, it's me 8/
Apparently after I left work on Thursday, some guy called incessantly for the last two days looking for me and begging to see me. (Thank god I was off yesterday and I'm off again today lmao) 
But uh, fun story, apparently he went into the store last night looking for me and dropped off a fucking gift basket filled with jewelry and shitm and a card in which he professes his undying love for me and how I have "changed his life" by finding a cd for him or some shit
I literally have no idea who this guy is, and all the managers at work are super freaked too, ughhhhhhhh. Why meeeee (((((( I don't even want to go to work tomorrow omg

//this is a bit of a "bad coping mechanisms" vent pic thing tbh because holy shit I don't' want to deal with this DX
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Comments: 31

SnakePill [2016-05-27 21:00:28 +0000 UTC]

//Late ass comment

Holy shit man! Are you okay?;;

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CannibalHarpy In reply to SnakePill [2016-05-29 20:29:09 +0000 UTC]

yoo no worries dawg, i got it kinda worked out now but just
ughhh it was creepy as fuck :C

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SnakePill In reply to CannibalHarpy [2016-05-29 20:31:45 +0000 UTC]

Damn I can only imagine ;(

That's actually so creepy ;-;

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LenoraTheYinglet [2016-05-15 08:57:40 +0000 UTC]

*Hug*

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CannibalHarpy In reply to LenoraTheYinglet [2016-05-15 16:51:28 +0000 UTC]

//paps ;,(

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LenoraTheYinglet In reply to CannibalHarpy [2016-05-15 16:52:53 +0000 UTC]

I am here for you Mer

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CannibalHarpy In reply to LenoraTheYinglet [2016-05-16 18:55:33 +0000 UTC]

yoo thanks man I need it, eugh

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LenoraTheYinglet In reply to CannibalHarpy [2016-05-17 00:25:17 +0000 UTC]

I know dude *hug*

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Vulpotato [2016-05-14 18:27:48 +0000 UTC]

OAO I don't even know how to react to that.....Damn....

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CannibalHarpy In reply to Vulpotato [2016-05-14 22:10:05 +0000 UTC]

thanks man ;,c I don't really know how to react to it either tbh ._.'

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Vulpotato In reply to CannibalHarpy [2016-05-14 22:20:12 +0000 UTC]

That's really freaking creepy... I'm sorry ;; 

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CannibalHarpy In reply to Vulpotato [2016-05-16 18:56:03 +0000 UTC]

god ikr? People in real life are nuts, for real D,;

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Vulpotato In reply to CannibalHarpy [2016-05-16 20:30:54 +0000 UTC]

ye O^O

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stalker034 [2016-05-14 17:41:22 +0000 UTC]

great perfectly fantastically work!

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CannibalHarpy In reply to stalker034 [2016-05-14 22:09:51 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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stalker034 In reply to CannibalHarpy [2016-05-16 17:51:58 +0000 UTC]

not at all my friend
        

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anime1999 [2016-05-14 16:55:40 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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Saigeaerys [2016-05-14 16:54:39 +0000 UTC]

Same. My grandmother is dying right as we speak!

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CannibalHarpy In reply to Saigeaerys [2016-05-14 22:09:43 +0000 UTC]

aw man, i'm sorry, dude! ;c

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Saigeaerys In reply to CannibalHarpy [2016-05-14 22:35:49 +0000 UTC]

It's okay. We knew she was going to die, just not that suddenly.

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FlyingLimes [2016-05-14 16:47:05 +0000 UTC]

Jfc D:
I've been through this. But it wasn't this bad.
You can get tazers and pepperspray online.
Pocket size ones and such it'll help you feel safer. I found that most places don't mind a pocket spray being carried.

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CannibalHarpy In reply to FlyingLimes [2016-05-14 22:09:33 +0000 UTC]

yeah i have mace but just like
ughhhhh i haven't had to carry it in so long, wtf why is this happening (

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FlyingLimes In reply to CannibalHarpy [2016-05-14 22:32:08 +0000 UTC]

We never know hun.
Shoot if I knew I'd write a book and sell it to help.
D:

May just be good to keep that on you for now.

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CannibalHarpy In reply to FlyingLimes [2016-05-16 18:58:13 +0000 UTC]

haha man yeah, I don't think there's really anything to do about it.
...except maybe educate people that like ??? when people in retail are polite to you, it's not because we like you/want to have sex with you, it's because we are LITERALLY FIRED IF WE AREN"T POLITE?????

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FIR-Nephilim [2016-05-14 15:57:56 +0000 UTC]

Smile bro, here's a joke~!! "A king had to send his detective son to a crime scene in order to check for finger PRINCE~!"

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CannibalHarpy In reply to FIR-Nephilim [2016-05-14 22:09:10 +0000 UTC]

haha thanks dawg c,;

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FIR-Nephilim In reply to CannibalHarpy [2016-05-14 22:36:16 +0000 UTC]

No proby probs~!!!

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DesignCVH [2016-05-14 15:47:11 +0000 UTC]

wow i thought nice picture but man this discription, i hope nothing bad comes out of this :'I

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CannibalHarpy In reply to DesignCVH [2016-05-14 15:53:02 +0000 UTC]

yoo thank you, it was kinda quick but I think mer turned out ok c,:
But ughhh fuck me, I hope not either. I'm looking the guy up on the court system in my state right now just to make sure he's not like, an axe murderer or something ._.''

for real though, I am so freaked, what the everloving fuck is this : (((((((((

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DesignCVH In reply to CannibalHarpy [2016-05-15 12:47:16 +0000 UTC]

yeah man it looks neat even though it was quick

:'I dang lets hope not rip

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CannibalHarpy In reply to DesignCVH [2016-05-16 18:58:53 +0000 UTC]

aw thanks dude c,: <33333 I'm not good at backgrounds but I am trying to practice, haha.

God yeah, ugh. My favorite manager like, ripped the guy a new asshole so I think it's going to be ok, but I'm still kind of scared

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