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Published: 2013-07-16 18:23:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 1256; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 2
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I looked over that "Hyper Awake Hyper Asleep" dog picture and decided to do this.Related content
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At least I know enough to make jokes like that now...
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Hyper Taboo "Hyper Four of a Hyper Kind"
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Uhh...Yeah, ever heard of Four of a Kind?
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That would be the spell card where she does that, yes?...
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Then that is what she used without throwing danmaku everywhere...
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Now that would be awesome to watch. Oh wait, I can just pull up a video on YouTube for that...
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We hate YouTube so, yet we depend on it for some quality entertainment that we found years ago that are still doing what they do. Sort of like an abusive relationship...
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Only without close advisors telling us to cut the relationship before it kills us...
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*Shrug*I am pretty good at finding what I want on it.
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Good thing I have found some of the best of what I want to watch (RoahmMythril's Mega Man blind runs, I knew of Slowflake (though he is more I was willing to scroll down a bit) for his Pokemon...though I discovered him via Sonic 2 GG, Chuggaa's LPs, Clement's LPs, etc.) before YouTube started becoming abusive. I sadly could not have become a Touhou fan before YouTube started sucking...
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Youtube works quite well for me actually. Always points me in the right direction. Sometimes it makes me happy in the face, other times it makes me happy in...Other places...Well some comments are rather....Disgruntling...
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I usually use a decent YouTube client without ads on ny phone for my YouTube needs. I do not usually have to deal with the true crap factors of YouTube...other than the knowledge that the Channel One layout sucks...
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My response to people complaining about YouTube in the regular client. Well, that and singing the Trololol song in my head...
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Meh, I just leave people to themselves unless they somehow manage to say something incredibly stupid or asinine.
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When someone acts like a troll, that is when I troll them back. My regular response is mostly to myself for knowing the benefits...
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Yes. If you must feed them, you may as well give them a gift (poison in German). If Flan were real, I would just have her eat them as her lunch...
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If Flan were real I would do other things with her... .w.
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SHE HAS THE MIND AND BODY OF A SIX YEAR OLD!...
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She's over five hundred years old!!!
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But she still has the mind and body of a six year old. Note how most fan art goes for the more childish appearance for Flan...
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She also has the experiences of over 500 years .w. Hmmm...Cougar loli...Just like her older sister <3
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You do realize most of that experience was spent in a BASEMENT, right?! Getting close to her and having her destroy your foes is one thing, but RAPING her?! It would be less questionable if she had at least the mind of an adult, but we are talking about an obscenely powerful vampire girl who STILL HAS A MIND OF A SIX YEAR OLD GIRL! Besides, if you attempt to rape her or Remilia...well, it depends on who reacts. Do you want to become a smear on the basement wall? How about being burned by a spell card in your shape? Just being beaten within an inch of your life? I hear having thousands of knives impale you at once is a pleasant experience. Who knows what Patchouli and Koakuma would do to you?...
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*Ahem*I subscribe to the Cougar Remilia theory. Because...Well you know how vampires are. Besides nothing says Flandre spent all her time in the basement for the time before they entered Gensokyo. Hell it could all be an act so that Remi might be able to pull something grand and...Well...I dunno take over all of Gensokyo herself, with Flan right beside her.
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Explain that theory. At least Remi has the mind of someone who has lived for over 500 years despite acting like a child at times. Flandre would not comprehend what you are doing. That still makes it rape...You would rape what is essentially a cute little six year old girl? I role play what come people call the embodiment of Evil itself, and even that character would not stoop so low...
You are correct. It is not like Flandre herself said that she stayed in the basement for 495 years without coming out until the Extra stage in EoSD because she loves her sister enough to trust her judgement despite her sanity cracking after a while. It is also not like supplementary material said that Sakuya was pretty much the only human to interact with Flandre, what with her hunting and giving her food (humans), which would imply that she does not come out of the basement from the initial sealing until EoSD. OH, WAIT!...
See. It pays to do some research. Especially since Flandre is my favorite character in Touhou...Am I the only one who does some bloody research before delving too far in a topic?...
Believe it or not, if Remilia was the vampire behind the incident that caused the creation of the Spell Card rules...she kind of already tried taking over Gensokyo. She failed, though the lives of many humans and youkai were lost. Besides, in EoSD, she created the Red Mist in order to be able to walk in the day without a parasol (she would evaporate, then regenerate). When Reimu and Marisa beat her, she seems okay with walking in the day with a parasol. Besides, in the actual games, Remilia has displayed no interest in ruling Gensokyo. Touhou Mother does not count (a world under Porky Minch would be MUCH worse despite the fact that all the humans would be dead, which is why Remilia wanted to take over)...
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I take canon into account, but I don't make it the entire experience. It is never bad to take in a bit of fanon, or your own stuff.
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But saying you would happily rape what is essentially an underage girl?! Her being over 500 is irrelevant to the situation. In body AND MIND, she is still six years old...AND she has been through a lot of crap in her life. When her life started going south is unknown. Her own parents could have abused her for all we know before the Scarlets came to Gensokyo...
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Who's to say Flan doesn't just use it as a mask in Gensokyo? Who knows she could have acted like one of those "punk rock" kids before Remi made everyone go to Gensokyo? Too many what ifs.
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Because no ones decides to go into that...Flan does not seem the type to be one if those "punk rock" kids...
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Whatever it's my head canon XD
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At least ZUN encourages fans to make their own interpretations of his characters. That is why he only puts down the basic personalities of them. Still, I doubt Flandre would appreciate being raped. If anything, if you tried it, she would "kyu" you. A better representation would be that she would bring shi unto you...
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If she is not a willing participant (and she will not be), then it is rape. Even if you make some love potion or get Patchouli to put a spell on Flandre or something, she still would not be doing it of her own free will. I am calling it what it is...What would you call it? "Living out your fantasies"? "Giving in to your basest desires"? "Making Flan-chan your waifu"?...
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And what up with this not willing :/
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A fictional character would not just instantly fall into your arms and beg you to have your way with them, no matter what the self-insert fics say...
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And to that I say...Doujin logic.
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To your point, I say: common sense and what information on the Wiki would imply, which is backed up by good sources...
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Damn you and your awesome ideas!
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