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Celestialess — That's What You Get

Published: 2010-12-04 18:28:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 3183; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 27
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Description Ok, this is how it's going up.
SCREW COLOURS AT 4:25am and i've been up all night T_T *sobbu*
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This is also a thankyou for 35,000 pageviews!
At the same time as giving you art, you also have the chance of participating innnnn!:
"HAVE A GUESS AT HOW JACK GOT HIS SCAR?!"
It's gotta be silly, just look at Blackwood's reaction

I just look and realise my style changed at some point in there - I blame the staying up all night lol! enjoy.
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AwsomeScotie [2013-08-24 03:40:41 +0000 UTC]

A woman he was trying to have sex with tried to run away when she saw the size of his dick. in self deference she took out a knife.
this is also why he wants to kill prostitutes.

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Celestialess In reply to AwsomeScotie [2013-08-26 01:40:21 +0000 UTC]

hahaha oh god

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AwsomeScotie In reply to Celestialess [2013-08-26 15:28:04 +0000 UTC]

i thought i was going to get hatter rant.....YOU SIR. HAVE MADE MY DAY.

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comicbahar [2011-07-16 12:39:15 +0000 UTC]

Butt-Raped by a giant tiger,I guess

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Celestialess In reply to comicbahar [2011-07-16 13:23:04 +0000 UTC]

lolol

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TemueMari [2010-12-19 14:41:18 +0000 UTC]

warning: IT'S NOT FUNNY D;
It was Coward. I'm sure.
/...
lol.

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Celestialess In reply to TemueMari [2010-12-19 15:55:02 +0000 UTC]

Lololol!
Prolly

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ManaFromHeaven [2010-12-08 19:10:34 +0000 UTC]

Unreasonably sharp penis piercing

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Celestialess In reply to ManaFromHeaven [2010-12-09 01:40:54 +0000 UTC]

*SNORT* XDDD

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twistedobsidian [2010-12-05 16:21:47 +0000 UTC]

yay my turn to guess . . . ok ok

[ scene London East End ]

Jack was chasing down a prostitute who had gotten away though slightly reeling from the alcohal he had used to persuade her to come with him in the first place. He grinned and watched as she fell knowing in just a moment that he'd be able to slice her to his hearts content. Unfortunately he forgot that seriously inebriated people are almost immune to pain so when he bent over to flip her over and get to work the prostitute suddenly reared up and Jack caught one of her long oriental hair sticks to the eye.

In so facto scar!

lmao I'll start writing you stories on a more regular basis love can't have you twitching it'll mess up your pretty lines

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Celestialess In reply to twistedobsidian [2010-12-05 18:24:26 +0000 UTC]

Oooh that sounds epic xDDD
Blackwood may titter at that but he may not laugh so much as he does in this comic. Unless he's drunk XDDD

Oooh yes, write me lots of Jackwoody i need some... jackwoody... LOL

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twistedobsidian In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-05 19:16:26 +0000 UTC]

yeah but drunk Blackwood is a SMECKSY Blackwood gods the things I would do to a seriously inebriated Blackwood. . . . .

I will I need someway to relieve this tension I'm suffering from. . . oh gods the things i'll be doing to these men

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Celestialess In reply to twistedobsidian [2010-12-05 19:26:04 +0000 UTC]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HNNG I CANT WAIIIT YEEEE

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shadows666 [2010-12-05 06:59:39 +0000 UTC]

HMM. I bet it was his first kill. He was really nervous, afraid he was going to get caught. He probably even cried over his first murder, maybe that's how. He was crying, leaning over, and forgot his knife was right there.

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Celestialess In reply to shadows666 [2010-12-05 07:32:59 +0000 UTC]

Oooh yeah! I like that!

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Erik-equals-WIN In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-06 17:30:05 +0000 UTC]

I agree, I like it too!

*slips back into the shadows*

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Loving-Chakra [2010-12-05 06:57:23 +0000 UTC]

how? uh...my gues is he went to an s&m club and got wipped in the wrong spot

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Celestialess In reply to Loving-Chakra [2010-12-05 07:31:57 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD

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SmashedWindow [2010-12-04 23:53:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing he got it...during one of his small misadventures as Jack the Stripper/Tripper/Chipper. OOOR in a shaving accident (he was attempting to shave his eyebrows).

*coos and giggles at laughing Blackwood* :3

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Celestialess In reply to SmashedWindow [2010-12-05 05:22:04 +0000 UTC]

He may have indeed!!

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Unknownsushi [2010-12-04 22:45:10 +0000 UTC]

=w= lol some poeple just cant handle deep dark secrets

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Celestialess In reply to Unknownsushi [2010-12-05 05:18:11 +0000 UTC]

Lol nope. Not even villains xD

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Unknownsushi In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-05 05:39:39 +0000 UTC]

:< aww crap not even reaver no wonder that bastard laughed at my birthmark lol

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Celestialess In reply to Unknownsushi [2010-12-05 05:53:03 +0000 UTC]

nyawwww *hug*

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Unknownsushi In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-05 05:57:02 +0000 UTC]

=_= he can be so cold at times but as if i give a damn he's just so pretty =w=

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Celestialess In reply to Unknownsushi [2010-12-05 06:03:26 +0000 UTC]

mmmmiknowwww!

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Unknownsushi In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-05 06:07:27 +0000 UTC]

=w= reaver is that type of guy that if you and your friends were in a bar he'djust take you all home and you'd all be like what hell he's reaver lol i now i would

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Celestialess In reply to Unknownsushi [2010-12-05 06:11:11 +0000 UTC]

Ooh hahaa me too and yeah xD

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TalesofTears [2010-12-04 20:40:47 +0000 UTC]

....I don't know who these people are
<----fails :c

Ninja smacked him with a pocket watch?

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Celestialess In reply to TalesofTears [2010-12-05 05:19:06 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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SelenesLegacy [2010-12-04 19:44:31 +0000 UTC]

The look on Blackwood's face is just...priceless xD

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Celestialess In reply to SelenesLegacy [2010-12-05 05:19:14 +0000 UTC]

Heheee

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SelenesLegacy In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-05 18:53:18 +0000 UTC]

:] may I also add that your work is awesome?

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Celestialess In reply to SelenesLegacy [2010-12-05 19:07:54 +0000 UTC]

You may, you may!
heheee, thankyou soo much luv!

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SelenesLegacy In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-06 07:13:42 +0000 UTC]

hihi ^^

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Erik-equals-WIN [2010-12-04 19:05:28 +0000 UTC]

He just REALLY likes Lion King.

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Celestialess In reply to Erik-equals-WIN [2010-12-05 05:19:26 +0000 UTC]

*snicker!*

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raininess In reply to Erik-equals-WIN [2010-12-04 20:16:30 +0000 UTC]

But then we'd have to wonder where Scar got his scar

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Erik-equals-WIN In reply to raininess [2010-12-04 20:33:23 +0000 UTC]

(Insert penis joke here).

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raininess In reply to Erik-equals-WIN [2010-12-04 21:18:28 +0000 UTC]

(insert witty reply here)

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Adrian-SR [2010-12-04 18:45:16 +0000 UTC]

I like *CeruleMagus ' answer. C:
Drunken bar fight with a midget?
Drunken cock fight, with his dick?

D: SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.

Another question is where is his other scars. > w>

ALSO PHHHT, JACK, YOUR HAIR IS AMAAAZING!
If I wasn't planning on getting a mohawk, I'd totes get that style. ; w;

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Celestialess In reply to Adrian-SR [2010-12-05 05:23:15 +0000 UTC]

His other scars? Hehee look at this one, woman! [link] and he's also got a couple on his back. *nodnod* Haha ooh you should get his hair! <3333

LOL drunken cock fight with his dick xD

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Adrian-SR In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-05 05:30:29 +0000 UTC]

hnnng I forgot about that picture. -faps-
Back scars? Hot. :U Whippin's mehbeh?
D: I want my mohawk. It's gonna look boss as hell. Besides, I don't think I can grow his muttonchops, no matter how hard I try. ; x;

Dude, you know he won that fight too, man D: The other guy got a head of him (HURRR) and tried to jab his eye out ala Skullfuck, but it only grazed and then Jack kind of kidney stabbed him...
With his cock...
This would make for the most interesting comic evar... D:

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Celestialess In reply to Adrian-SR [2010-12-05 05:53:59 +0000 UTC]

BAHAHAHAH IT WOULD XDDDD
But i'm not doing it

Hahaha nuu Jack is beast with his chops xDDD
Yeah whippin' mmmnom!

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Adrian-SR In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-05 06:06:02 +0000 UTC]

YOU SHOULD.
FOR THE LULZ

Hnng, a friend of mine was growing out his chops. :U It sucked, he had to shave them for work. I got sadface.
Whippin's. It's what we crave.

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Celestialess In reply to Adrian-SR [2010-12-05 06:11:49 +0000 UTC]

Awww hehe poor shaving for sideburns to work

Mmm Blackwood whippin' jack.... HNNNG I need someone to write me some more porn of those two i'd be so happy and in their debt *sobbu*

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shadows666 In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-05 06:41:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry I'm away so much DX

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Celestialess In reply to shadows666 [2010-12-05 07:32:30 +0000 UTC]

It's not your fault xD *snugglsies*

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Adrian-SR In reply to Celestialess [2010-12-05 06:16:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL If I wasn't ears deep in Latin Work, I so would. <3 But I have something due on monday. It's gonna take foreeevarrr. :U

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Celestialess In reply to Adrian-SR [2010-12-05 06:19:21 +0000 UTC]

Eeeeeeeeep not foreevvvarrrr!

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