HOME | DD
ChloroformBoy — My name is Nine. What's yours?
Published: 2010-07-09 07:43:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 3527; Favourites: 144; Downloads: 21
Redirect to original
Description
Oh, hello. Have we met? No?Well, let me introduce myself:
I'm your future-husband. Oh?
Too generic? Okay. I'm your
future-boyfriend. I'm sorry, is
that too blunt? Fine. I'm the
boy who'll take your virginity.
Wait. You've already lost it?
Here, let me help you find it.
Let's check in the closet. No,
not here. Under the bed, or
under the bedsheets? Nope,
nope. It's always in the last
place you look, so it can't be
in your eyes. Or your heart.
Now tell me, who are you?
My soulmate, my truelove?
The one to take my sanity?
The one I can call Sweetie?
The one I've been missing,
the one I've been wanting,
the one I've written fifteen
poems for? The one to my
nine? Me+You = Perfect 10
You're not mathematic? Who cares? I'm no
good at chemistry or first impressions, but I
know a mutual attraction when I see one.
Related content
Comments: 78
did they give you drugs for the pain?
i got oxycodone and it was heaven
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
absolutely adore this <3
and man, i'm sorry! my friend just got her's out as well. *offers pills*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
haha! the lost virginity in the closet reminds me when my friends and i were saying it'd be so funny if somebody went up their teacher or a police officer and said "help, i lost my virginity can you help me find it?"
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
"I'm the
boy who'll take your virginity."
That's smooth ;D
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ouch your poor mouth.
I like the line about 1 and 9 that was really clever.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Aww, I had a lot of bleeding too when I got 'em out in March. Luckily they gave me sufficient painkillers.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
A really great piece! A little bit painful, but maybe I'm just reading into it. I love the way you've balanced the cynicism trying to conceal a romantic heart. I really loved this
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
ha I read this and was like "aw this's nice" then saw it was by you and was like "ohshit that's Katie's online friend person!" haha. I love it when that happens. (Katie as in ~Hermionesclass101 incase you know more than one lol!)
this was really sweet though. I liked how you managed to make it uncheesey, even if the general idea behind it would usually be seen as pretty cheesey. It flows really nice too. Good job (:
sorry about the wisdom teeth though.. get well soon.. eat popsicles.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
oh sad...vicodin is nice!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
i lreally like this. it made me smiile
and oddly enough, i got my wiz-dumb teeth cut out yesterday!
birds of a feather.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Brilliant as always.
[Hope your tooth pain goes away]
--AK
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You always write such amazing things!
Sorry about the wisdom teeth. I had mine out a few months ago, so I know how bad it sucks. But it won't last too long and it can't get a lot worse.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
i think i wont forget for a loooooooong time that you're the one to my nine
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
| Next =>