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ClockworkAndroid In reply to Itsomi [2009-08-06 07:34:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes and yours for only $599.99 and three laws broken

A real renovators dream this enormous power station is a steal at $599.99.
One might even say you feel like you're trespassing when you're on the property.
You'll feel ARRESTED over the price for this deal

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Itsomi In reply to ClockworkAndroid [2009-08-06 13:02:22 +0000 UTC]

'thats right, and for a limmited time only we'll be giving you a FREE, thats right, FREE get out of jail card as an aditional extra!'
'that is unbelievable bob! are you sure, that sounds like daylight robbery?'
'i know, but you have to pay by credit card and dial the number on your screen within ten minutes or the deals off, we jsut cant afford to go on anylonger folks!'

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ClockworkAndroid In reply to Itsomi [2009-08-07 07:23:36 +0000 UTC]

And here's another message from one of our SATISFIED customers
"When I bought that hell-hole I didn't get no "get out of jail free card" I'm still in this stinkin jail."
"You know I did get that F***in' "get outta jail free card" and not only don't it get ya outta jail but it was from a freakin' monopoly game!"
"*deranged ramblings*"
"I loved dis product, I really did, I mean it ain't as if no-one gotta knife at my throat, or nothing."

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Itsomi In reply to ClockworkAndroid [2009-08-07 13:06:41 +0000 UTC]

listen to all thsoe happy customers bob, and to believe we're practicly giving this away! someones bound to amke an absolute KILLING HERE!

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ClockworkAndroid In reply to Itsomi [2009-08-14 09:48:00 +0000 UTC]

That's right Jim like that massacre last week. You know, the one where we were the only perpetrators . . . I mean, survivors . . . that's right SURVIVORS

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Itsomi In reply to ClockworkAndroid [2009-08-16 12:53:01 +0000 UTC]

*stares horrified*
IT WAS YOU! *screams hystericly running off camera*

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ClockworkAndroid In reply to Itsomi [2009-08-23 03:10:52 +0000 UTC]

Not me, couldn't be. So who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Wait, what are we playing tag or "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar"? Why are you screaming?

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Itsomi In reply to ClockworkAndroid [2009-08-23 13:31:10 +0000 UTC]

tag would be rather hard to play using text, so the latter.

wILLIAM SHATNNER STOLE THE COOKIE FORM THE COOKIE JAR!

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ClockworkAndroid In reply to Itsomi [2009-08-27 10:18:57 +0000 UTC]

Asshole . . .
probably gave it to some alien babe
But GODAMNIT if I didn't get it back!!!

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ClockworkAndroid In reply to jayoxley [2008-08-10 13:14:49 +0000 UTC]

I know
the entire place is filled with the BEST graffiti
mainly cos its en masse but anyway

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