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Published: 2014-01-28 01:01:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 1324; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 5
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Comments: 29

Fireninjastar [2014-03-02 13:42:13 +0000 UTC]

Can we also blame Amazon and Google?

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Conservatoons In reply to Fireninjastar [2014-03-02 23:29:52 +0000 UTC]

As long as you never blame Democrats especially the President.

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Fireninjastar In reply to Conservatoons [2014-03-03 19:57:22 +0000 UTC]

*sees the drones floating behind me*

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mjponso [2014-01-30 03:00:07 +0000 UTC]

Isn't the Fourth Amendment supposed to protect against such surveillance?

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Conservatoons In reply to mjponso [2014-02-01 21:04:21 +0000 UTC]

Pesky constitution.Β Β  Obama is fixing that "document of negative liberties."

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1Wyrmshadow1 In reply to Conservatoons [2014-02-05 08:49:51 +0000 UTC]

written by long dead slave holding white men huh?

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FlipswitchMANDERING [2014-01-29 07:28:38 +0000 UTC]

a few years ago, if someone posted this, they would have been called a conspiracy theorist, mocked and told they are paranoid Β O how fast things change!

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Conservatoons In reply to FlipswitchMANDERING [2014-02-01 21:04:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it is prob in the pipeline as we speak.

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KZN02 [2014-01-28 18:37:16 +0000 UTC]

NSA much?

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Marzipanzers [2014-01-28 14:35:51 +0000 UTC]

A month later, and everything in the houseΒ is specially modified and labeled 'government approved _'.

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Conservatoons In reply to Marzipanzers [2014-01-29 06:38:43 +0000 UTC]

or removed.

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GJTProductions [2014-01-28 04:11:12 +0000 UTC]

Find a chest, put drone in chest, close and lock lid. It doesn't look like it's strong enough to be able to break out of a wood chest...

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Conservatoons In reply to GJTProductions [2014-01-28 06:53:37 +0000 UTC]

No signal from Drone #14563KJ56M785.Β Β  Send 2nd drone.Β  Bill customer accordingly.

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The-M-Man In reply to Conservatoons [2014-01-28 22:11:54 +0000 UTC]

And that's only if they're feeling good. If they're particularly sadistic they'll just blackbag the sla--owners and ship 'em to Gitmo.

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Conservatoons In reply to The-M-Man [2014-01-29 06:41:07 +0000 UTC]

Only after freezing their bank accts & seizing all assets.

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The-M-Man In reply to Conservatoons [2014-02-06 22:08:24 +0000 UTC]

They'd just call it taking back what they borrowed to the citizenry. Knowing their insane logic, some people would buy it.

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DCJBeers [2014-01-28 03:54:10 +0000 UTC]

coming soon to all of us.

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Anubis2358 [2014-01-28 03:16:21 +0000 UTC]

It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so plausible.

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PeteSeeger [2014-01-28 03:02:00 +0000 UTC]

RACIST! Portraying robots as government narcs?! People like you disgust me! (Sarcastic Democrat talk)

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Conservatoons In reply to PeteSeeger [2014-01-28 03:32:59 +0000 UTC]

We will all be narcs very soon it seems

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PeteSeeger In reply to Conservatoons [2014-01-28 03:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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TeaToons [2014-01-28 02:11:31 +0000 UTC]

How did they get that drone for so cheap...? Oh, that's right, I'm probably paying for it.Β 

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Conservatoons In reply to TeaToons [2014-01-28 03:32:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, prob just like solar.Β  Every 20K installation is subsidized by taxpayer for about 14K.Β Β 

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Kendra711 [2014-01-28 01:15:20 +0000 UTC]

Well if they don't have a significant electronic presence, maybe they at least have a significant lightsaber to kill this thing with. XP

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JimmyDimples In reply to Kendra711 [2014-01-28 03:02:45 +0000 UTC]

Lightsabers?Β  Too electronic and high zoot for them.Β  They'd probably be better off and more likely with something a bit more old school... like twelve-gauge buckshot.

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The-Golden-Knight [2014-01-28 01:11:47 +0000 UTC]

QUICK! Throw the drone in a filled bathtub!

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Zage56 [2014-01-28 01:09:49 +0000 UTC]

QUICK! Hit the drone with a sledge hammer! Β 

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Conservatoons In reply to Zage56 [2014-01-28 03:51:48 +0000 UTC]

Another will take its place and your acct will be debited.

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Zage56 In reply to Conservatoons [2014-01-28 16:22:41 +0000 UTC]

Hummm.. Low tech older couple.. Hey, I got it!
Β Put the drone in a closet with a TV dialed to "Leave it to Beaver"!
Β Maybe somebody at the NSA will be entertained! Β  Β 

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