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CountDimentio — WILD ENGLAND
Published: 2009-08-30 20:06:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 26146; Favourites: 2148; Downloads: 175
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[EDIT 09/16/09]Damn, I never thought this would get so many favs! This is crap compared to the pixelations I've done! This is crap compared to ALL the art I've done! So what makes it so good? What makes it so favable? If you won't comment on the pic, then at least comment why you faved.
Please comment before faving! Even if you only have one word to say! One is better than nothing! If you don't want to answer the questions above in said comment, then just type something like 'sweet', 'cool' or any other one worded response! However, medium to long comments are favored. ;D
[END OF EDIT 09/16/09]
Another fine day in Pokemon Hetalia. CountDimentio, that phycotic bitch you all seem to know, was skipping along with her bunnies and adorable little forest creatures of evil and destruction with a bloody axe and a couple Master Balls that come in pairs of two. Just then, a Wild England appears! Oh noes!
BATTLE TIME
CountDimentio sends out Italy!
Wild England uses Shitty Food attack!
It's a critical hit!
CountDimentio's Italy faints.
CountDimentio cusses!
CountDimentio sends out China!
China uses Wok attack!
It is super effective!
Wild England drinks tea and restores 9000 hp!
China throws Hot Noodles at Wild England!
Wild England uses Most Annoying Sound In The World attack!
China faints from annoyedness!
CountDimentio sends out France!
Wild England tries to flee but can't!
France uses Marriage Contract attack!
Wild England is paralized!
France uses Naked Pictures Of Self attack!
It is super effective!
Wild England uses Shitty Food attack!
France faints!
CountDimentio cusses some more!
CountDimentio sends out Germany!
Germany uses Kick Ass attack!
It's super effective!
Wild England tries to flee but can't!
CountDimentio uses Master Ball!
Wild England has been captured!!
DUN DUN DUN!
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MINE
England-Axis Powers Hetalia
France-Axis Powers Hetalia
China-Axis Powers Hetalia
Italy-Axis Powers Hetalia
Germany-Axis Powers Hetalia
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Comments: 565
You're...actually quite sensitive... *lies on floor, pulls England with him* I really wish that this night'd never end, so that I could stay here with you forever. *cuddles closer* You're the only person I need right now...forget Italia and Sealand. We don't need them anymore...just stay with me forever...
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Oh Ludwig... I love you so much... *snuggles with Doitsu* I wonder what France would say if he found out about this... *giggles* Knowing him, he'd probably think it's hot... *kisses him* Why am I even caring about what he'd think, anyway? All I need is you... *moar kisses*
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Igurisu...*lies on top of England*...I've never been told such...sweet things in my whole life. I really...want you...to be mine forever. *totally Frenches England* I need you...you're my only...
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*moans* Doitsu... *is totally frenched* I can't hold back these feelings for you... They're so... strong... Yet, we're suppossed to be enemies, right? *hesitates* Oh well... *makes out*
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*pushes England against a wall* After tonight, we're not gonna be enemies...are we, England...? *more French kisses* In fact, I think this is the closest I've ever gotten to you...I'm so happy when I'm with you...
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*moans slightly* Doitsu! Aaah~... Never again... Mmm~... shall we be enemies... *strips off shirt* The only person who's ever gotten this close besides you is France... It's nice to try something new... And as long as you don't force me into it, like France does a lot, I'll be happy with you forever...
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I'm so glad we feel the same way, Igurisu... It's also nice to be away from Italia, the pasta freak... I'm happy we're not enemies anymore...so lets never go back to the way we were before...*takes off clothes* We shouldn't tell anyone though...in case word gets out to Italia or France...
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Why should we tell anyone?! This moment is for our eyes and ears only... *touches Germany DOWN THERE HUR HUR HUR* Now, let's enjoy this... It shall be remembered as the day we become... allies... with benifits... *smiles coyly*
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A-ah...Arthur...! *blushes* Why are you...*kisses England, pulls back on to the floor* You're right, lets not tell anyone...we can keep tonight all to ourselves *completely strips*
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*slightly moans, is totally naked, smirks* You like that? *touches him again* Hmmm? *reaches down to touch self as well*
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O-oh, Igurisu-
HAHAHA IGURISU I'M HUNGRY. *annoying clingy brother* Wait...WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
AHHHHHH!!! WHEN DID YOU COME IN!?!?
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ACK! ALFRED! WTF!! *tries to cover up* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? *tries to shoo him* CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE HAVING FUN TIME! LIKE WHAT YOU DO WITH CANADA! NOW GO!
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Awwwwwww...why can't I join in too?? It looks like fun!! And I'm sick of doing it with Canada...he's so boooooring!!
A-Alfred!! Do what your older brother says!! *hides behind his jacket thing*
But-
DO IT!!
B-but...I...*tears up* YOUR SCONES TASTE LIKE CRAP! *flees in tears*
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*calls back* AND SO DO YOUR HAMBURGERS!!! *mutters, turns to Germany, sighs* Where were we before we were rudely interupted?
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I believe we were doing something like this...*frenches*...and this...*throws away jacket and shirt*
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*moans slightly* Aaa~h! Doitsu! Mmmmm... *presses up against Germany, atempts at unzipping the other nation's pants* Shall we go a step further??
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A-Arthur...I'm scared to... Am I...am I betraying Italia? Sure he went off with Sealand, but...I fell like I'm stabbing him in the back right now...
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If anyone's stabbing anyone in the back, it's Italia... Think of it, you love him like no one's ever loved him before and he helps open up your heart... Just when you think you're ment for eachother, he leaves for Sealand! France cheated on me with Canada so... I need a little revenge too... Plus, it's a chance for our budding relationship to bloom... *whispers last sentance in Doitsu's ear, smiles*
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H-he what...? Arthur...I never knew...I'm so sorry, all this time I've been feeling sorry for myself when it's really you that needs someone to love you...*wraps arms around shoulders, kisses* I'll do whatever you want...anything to make you feel better...
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*tsks* You're so sweet... If only the entire world was like you... Then there'd be no wars... *kisses back* And I won't need much... Just enough to feel loved the way I should be... You won't have to do a lot... *totally gets all hot*
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I wish the whole world was like you too...then I'd always have someone that needs me to love them... I'll never let you get hurt like that again... *takes hand* You deserve so much more than anyone could ever give you...
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THIS IS SO AWESOME I WANNA SCREAM!
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XD WELL THANKS!!! YOU'RE SCREAMS MAKE RUSSIA VERY HAPPY!!!
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ENGLAND BEING ENGLAND.
Which is pretty much sneaking up on unsuspecting people in the most obvious places yet they don't even notice him while he's staring at one of the people's ass. (He was totally gettin' a look at Germany's ass in that scene, I swear to god...)
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england= awesome >D
[= cause for all the faves 
and I really, really cant tell.... I was to busy staring at englands ass while sneaking around p3p
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XD I know! What's up with all these favs?! I didn't even try that hard on it, yet it still seems to be a hit!!!
O3O My focus at the time were the asses of Italy and Japan... >////////>
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AWESOME IMAGE IS AWESOME. I could do only one thing when i'll be encounter him: telling to him how much his cooking sucks and laugh when he cries.
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You're mean. XD
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XDDD Grazie! I'd come up with another option: squeal, cuddle him and show him my smut of him with France and America... and then watch him either faint from shock or get a nosebleed.
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....
I need to get back into Hetalia...I wanna see Spain! So maybe I could cosplay himmmmm. *whines*
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I SO WANNA COSPLAY RUSSIA! I fixed my icon and sig to fit him! I also made this! RUSSIA IS MY NEW FAV CHAR! HE'S SO CUTE! *rolls around while hugging a chibi Russia*
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8D I just got into this series last week but... I'm fuckin' hooked... My fav chars have to be England, China and Italy. Well, everyone loves Italy, so he doesn't really count.
>_>
<_<
FRANCEXENGLAND FOR LIFE!
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I actually support AmericaxJapan... >3>;;
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|D Shall I spew all the thing I support?
...
I'm doing it anyway
*ahem* Seme first and uke last |D
AmericaxUK
JapanxChina (incest?)
FrancexUK (YAHS MARRIAGE CONTRACTS)
GermanyxItaly
GermanyxRussia (THAT SHIT'S HOT)
RussiaxChina (China: *spaz* WTF! WHY AM I ALWAYS UKE!)
AmericaxChina (China: D8< YOU BITCH)
JapanxItaly
AmericaxJapan (SOMEWHAT)
JapanxAmerica (HUR HUR HUR)
GermanyxUK (UK: IT'S CUZ HE HAS BIG SAUSAGES, HUH?!)
RussiaxUK
...
EveryonexUK(e)
RussiaxItaly (=a pissed off Germany)
GermanyxAustria (*wolf wistle*)
HolyRomanEmpirexChibitlia (Chibitalia=fuckin' adorable Italy)
AND MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MORE!
8D
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ALL OF THE PAIRINGS I SUPPORT-
AustriaxHungary
Umm...
And all of the other official pairings.
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ROFL. Okay, I wasn't planning on faving this, even after reading that hilarious PokeBattle in the Artist's Comments, (No offense, I don't fav things often is all), but then I read ur random reply to someone about all the pairings you ship, and I had to laugh. Your sense of humor amuses me. XD
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Well thank you! I believe I get it from my father... He is VERY random at times...
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Thank god for the Randomness Gene, then! I get blessed sarcasm from my dad, something I tend to use a tad more than necessary.... <_<
So... you like Russia, da?! 8D I'm a fan myself, especially when he's being all creepy/adorably homicidal. ^^
...What?! I don't have problems! D:
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WEWT! GO RANDOM GENE! NASBFDASCDNASHFKASNMNCKJAONKJLCNAIHDKJAS H
PFFFFFFFFFT OF COURSE I LOVE HIM!
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE, that's not what you said last night... 
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You're right... and that's not what Ivan told me last night, either....
Yea. I went there. Jealous?
((omfg I can't believe I said that either. But you started it! XD))
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BFJKASBJJKAHJDBH[chinese text here]DJKFBASGJH *ahem
(read my latest journal to get the chinese text part XD)
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(LOL I read it! I found it very... inspiring? 
Psh, you can HAVE England and his his busy black-hole eyebrows. They were probably doing more of the work than he was anyway....
Oh god. I'm going too far. Forgive my perverted mind. *facepalm*
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(XD The first few calls, I kept saying aru after the end of every sentance!!)
That's not what France and America thought last night...
PFT. YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FAR. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WHIP OUT MY PRUSSIAXRUSSIA AND FrUK FIC TO SHOW YOU HOW FAR I'VE GONE!?!!?
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Hey, I'm just makin' sure you're not the type of person to get all immature and offensive by suggestive comments, not that I thought you would. XP
And omfg CHEATER. You took America AND France?! ...B-but Ameeeericaaaaa! DX *whines childishly*
But hey, at least I got Germany, Canada and Prussia waiting for me in my bedroom...
YES. IN FACT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE A PRUSSIA/RUSSIA or FRANCE/ENGLAND FIC. THERE AREN'T ENOUGH IN THE WORLD. (especially the former. :C)
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PFT. Do I seem that adultish? 8D I'm only 13 you know. I'm probably more suggestive than a 16 year old when it comes to this stuff. >3>
>8D
They swung the other way last night with the Italy brothers as far as I know...
Too bad DA would probably take it down for nakedness, sex and excessive squirting. ;-; Oh and Feliciano gets kidnapped... And there's some Prussia/Italy in the begining... And China drives a big ass SUV... And France is a perv (as always)... And England knits (which is super not butch)...
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