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CountDimentio — WILD ENGLAND
Published: 2009-08-30 20:06:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 26144; Favourites: 2148; Downloads: 175
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[EDIT 09/16/09]Damn, I never thought this would get so many favs! This is crap compared to the pixelations I've done! This is crap compared to ALL the art I've done! So what makes it so good? What makes it so favable? If you won't comment on the pic, then at least comment why you faved.
Please comment before faving! Even if you only have one word to say! One is better than nothing! If you don't want to answer the questions above in said comment, then just type something like 'sweet', 'cool' or any other one worded response! However, medium to long comments are favored. ;D
[END OF EDIT 09/16/09]
Another fine day in Pokemon Hetalia. CountDimentio, that phycotic bitch you all seem to know, was skipping along with her bunnies and adorable little forest creatures of evil and destruction with a bloody axe and a couple Master Balls that come in pairs of two. Just then, a Wild England appears! Oh noes!
BATTLE TIME
CountDimentio sends out Italy!
Wild England uses Shitty Food attack!
It's a critical hit!
CountDimentio's Italy faints.
CountDimentio cusses!
CountDimentio sends out China!
China uses Wok attack!
It is super effective!
Wild England drinks tea and restores 9000 hp!
China throws Hot Noodles at Wild England!
Wild England uses Most Annoying Sound In The World attack!
China faints from annoyedness!
CountDimentio sends out France!
Wild England tries to flee but can't!
France uses Marriage Contract attack!
Wild England is paralized!
France uses Naked Pictures Of Self attack!
It is super effective!
Wild England uses Shitty Food attack!
France faints!
CountDimentio cusses some more!
CountDimentio sends out Germany!
Germany uses Kick Ass attack!
It's super effective!
Wild England tries to flee but can't!
CountDimentio uses Master Ball!
Wild England has been captured!!
DUN DUN DUN!
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MINE
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Comments: 565
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WHY THANK YOU! 8D *huggles*
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That made me lol.
xD
Yeahhh.
-THROWS POKEBALL AT-
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WILD ENGLAND HAS BEEN CAPTURED.
D8< I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU HE WAS MIIINE!!!
Why is it that every time you talk about me, Dimmie, you're always fighting over me with someone else...
CUZ UR SO DAMN SEXAH!!
Is that why I'm tied up?? *is totally tied up*
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YES. HE BELONGS TO MEEEE NOW.
-cradles pokeball in arms, grinning madly-
<-- ill make him do that. yes.
Aww. Poor England....oh well.
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Wild England should use the naked Waiter attack.
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Too bad it only has 5 pokepower! Then he'd have to drink a cup 'o' tea to regan it!
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This is so cute.. and.. I'm always a sucker for those 'a wild ___ has appeared' especially if it's a fav. show of mine. :>
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Oh my God, he's adorable!! I really, really wanna hug him now!!!
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*throws England at you* GO AHEAD!! 8D
HEY, I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS!?!!
I DON'T TAKE YOUR OPINION INTO CONSIDERATION! SO SUCK IT UP!
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But...Igurisu...I LOVE YOU!!!
(Wtf 
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I-Igurisu...are you trying to deny our love...? If you have something to say, JUST SAY IT!!! I...I don't want to have my heart broken...not again...not after Italia went off with...*chokes*...Sealand...(randomest country evarr xDD)
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*le gaspe* SEALAND! HOW DARE HE! *huggles Doitsu* I had no idea! You poor thing! No wonder Sealand was acting so edgy around me! *gets all simpathetic* You must be devistated! *kisses him, feels guilty* I didn't know... *snuggles*
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S-so...you really do love me...*kisses England* I really love you too, Igurisu... This is so strange; I've only ever felt this way about Italia... I never thought I could love again *holds England's hand* I really need you England...*cries*
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Of course I love you! *cuddles up to Doitsu* I can't believe Italia would do such a thing... to you of all people... *kisses Germany* He doesn't deserve a great guy like you! After all you've done for him, and now he dumps you... I'll always be here for you... whenever you need me... I'll be here... *hugs Germany*
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I've never seen this side of you before...I never knew you could be so kind. All those times Southern Italia called me a macho potato and told me to "Die, *!&@?%, die!"...you were always there... I love you so much, Igurisu... *stares deeply into England's eyes*
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I-I love you too Doitsu... *blushes and cuddles up against him* I can't see why Lovino hates you so much... Sure, you're macho, but in a very... um... good way... *blushes redder as he looks over those smexy muscles*
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Igurisu...I've never seen you blush before... I must say, I think it's...cute. I...I hope that your opinion of me hasn't changed, you know...seeing me in this state...*wraps hawt muscley arms around England*
(OMG you're picture book story is AWESOME, I read all 10 chapters! Is England gonna get back together with Amerika!? 
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( XD I just noticed the stuff in the parenthases!!! SORRY! I'M RETARDED! Anyway, I don't if if he will. I'm planning on him getting together with France. HUR HUR. *ahem* I don't wanna spoil anything for you though!!!)
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(It's ok!! You're not; I am!! 
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(XD WELL THEN! You've read chapter 12 right? Well, there's a mysterious author of a book on getting over a break up that England bought... and the author just so happens to be Italy... and Arthur just so happens to be talking to him about said 'break-up'. Plus, him and america are gonna end up as friends. However, since the main pairing is FrUK and I must please the fangirls, France and Arthur must shag eachother. I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID SHAG.)
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(No, not yet because the last time I went on there was only 10 but I shall read it soon YAY! Why am I laughing uncontrolabley at the mention of the word "shag"? I can't believe you said it either! But I think the fangirls will be very happy!! xDDD)
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(CHAPTER 13 COMIN' RIGHT UP! XD SHAGSHAGSHAGSHAGSHAG. Everytime I say that, I think of Austin Powers...)
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(MWAHAHAHA...I think of Romajichan when I hear it xDD)
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(XDDDD Rome needs more screentime on APH. Mostly cuz I just want to hear him talk about SHAGING and what not...)
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(Oh, yes! He should definately talk about that A LOT MORE!!! 
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(OH HO HO! I BET DOITSU DOES! He just doesn't admit it! Everytime he sees Italy, he's thinking 'MMMMM SEXY SHAGABLE COUNTRY MUST SHAG' [ref to Eddie Izzard's Greek Siren] and can you imagene Rome as a Sex Ed teacher!!!! XDDDD THAT'D BE SOOOOO AWSOME!!)
(Btw, try to withstand 100,000 Doitsu's over ten minutes -----> [link] 8 minutes in and counting!!! O3O)
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(OMG I WANT HIM TO TEACH ME ABOUT SEX!!! THAT'D BE... )
(3mins 40seconds...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO FAVING THAT ONE!!! 
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(THAT'D BE SOOOOO AWESOME!!! Here's your teacher! "CIAO KIDS! As the lovely Seniorina Dimmie pointed out, I'M YOUR SEX ED TEACHER, SENIOR ROMAJI! You may call me; Roma, Rome, Roma-ji-chan, Grampa Rome and all that jazz. But screw names, we're gonna learn about how to screw eachother! *passes out some papers* Here we have a map of the human genetalia, studying it will be homework for tonight..." *imagenes more, sighs* That would be the best class ever...)
(I FINISHED!!! I also have a whole new form of respect for Germany now.... o_o)
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(Ahh, that would be so awesome...anything other than the ama we have now...she reminds me of Austria!! Ew, imagine Austria teaching sex ed...
(I did too!! Yes, imagine having to listen to that every day of your life!?!?)
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(*reaction irl* EEEEEEEEEEW! OH GOD! AUSTRIA- SEX E- OH GOD! OH GOOOOOD! OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! JESUS FUCK! *end of reaction irl* If studying human genetalia is homework... then what's classwork? "Today, class, we shal study the anatomy of the wonderful male organ, the Penis! Mr.Bonneyfoy, could you please stand and drop you pants so I don't have to pass out all these papers on today's subject? We could just learn from what you've got in your pa-*sees France's junk* ... *jawdrop* ... What a perfect model for today's lesson!!! *pedo grin*")
(Knowing me, I'd think it was cute everytime he did it and would want him to say it more... Me in Germany's body: "DOITSU!" OMFGYOU'RESOCUTESAYITAGAINPLEASE "D-Doitsu?" KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! )
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(YESYESYES!!! Austria needs to teach us sex ed!! AND GIVE US LOTS. OF. HOMEWORK. I'm still a child (well, 13 but still 
(It would be cute though, especially with that little curly hair thing bobbing up and down every time he said it~! I don't know how Germany hasn't gone crazy already with the repressed need to jump on Italy and scream "YOU'RE SO CUUUUUUTE I WANNA HUG YOU AND COOK YOU PASTA FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LET ME BE YOUR SLAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!" HOW CUTE WOULD THAT BE!?)
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(THAT'D BE SO HOT, BUT WRONG. Instead of taking the test, I'd be staring at him and drooling... cuz he's so SEEEEEEEXY. I'd totally fail that class and get a hair erection [i have an erogenous zone of my own on the same side of the head as Italy but it's not a curl... it's more like frillage...])
(VERY CUTE INDEED. ASBNJDBASFKB [read my latest journal in order to get that] *ahem* 8D I'd totally smex him up or free if he said that. "ALRIGHT ITALY, FREE SEX IF YOU SAY TI ONE MORE TIME.")
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(Wrong things are always the best!! And yes he is! I just found out that Russia likes China... Now that you mention it, Italy always has a hair erection...I wonder if he gets one from Austria too...
(I did, prank calls sound fun! X3 I WISH I COULD DO THAT TO ITALY!!! TTATT)
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(OH YES PLZ!!!! WRONG BUT SMEXY! "Alright class, we shall start our unit off with the male genetalia... *blush* U-Um... W-Well... *glares at the giggling Hungary* H-Here we have th-the... um... P-Penis and w-well... b-basically... Uh... *runs off blushing*" XDDDDDDDDD NO NO NONONONONONSADSOONODASFJDSKALJKNONONONON ONONOADSANO!!!! 8D ITALY GOT IT FROM ROME! Cuz when Rome gets excited, you always see his curls rise up... GENIUS, HUH??)
(HOLYCRAPTHEY'REAWESOMEAHJSDBASJKKKTHXBAI 
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(Switzerland: "HOW DARE YOU MAKE HIM BLUSH LIKE THAT. ONLY I CAN DO THAT. DETENTION FOR A WEEK FOR YOU HUNGARY."
xD Yes it is!! OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE. Also have you noticed that Italy's curl does the same thing when Germany's around!?!?)
(I laugh at nothing so...that will be very, very hard! I shall try it at Halloween and hide my number [the ultimate crime
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(Rome: OOH! I WANNA BE THE SUBSITUTE!!!
Germania: NO. JUST NO. YOU SHALL NOT TAINT THESE POOR CHILDREN'S MINDS WITH YOUR ROMAN SMUT!
Rome: CB You know you love it...
Germania:: >_> *is totally fantasising about Rome being naked*
Rome: *super duper mind reading rays* HA! THE RAYS NEVER LI- D8> OH MY GOD. YOU PERVERTED ASSHOLE! I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE AS BAD AS YOU SINCE CEASAR CAME ABOUT! OH GOOOOOOOD! *runs away*
Germania: OH HELL NO YOU DON'T! *chases*)
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(Rome: NOOOOOOOO CEASAR SAVE ME!!! POLLUTING CHILDREN'S MINDS IS SO FUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Germania: COME OVER HERE ROME. I JUST WANT TO TALK!!!
Rome: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *cries in front of class*
Germania: Hahahahahahaha, SISSY!!!)
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(Caesar: YESH! IT'S VERY FUN!!!! *totally draws a penises on the board, giggles, points to extremly huge one* This is me. *points to large one* This is Rome.
Rome: D8> How do you know my exact size!?!
Caesar: >3> Stfu. *points to REALLY tiny one* This is Germania.
Germania:
Rome: *backs away* O3O Oooooh shit...)
(Btw, so you know, in my Doshinji I Secreti Della Notte, Caesar kinda does... stuff... to Rome. Hence why he scared of him most of the time, yet bitches about him behind his back. Just incase your wondering why Rome's a pussy when Caesar's around.)
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(Caesar: Well, no wonder!! Germania looks like a girl! Hahahaha-
*gets death look from Rome*
Rome: Shut up...!
Germania: OH SHIT INDEED.
Rome: *hides behind curtain* Eeek! Don't eat me...!
(I shall read it and find out what "stuff" Caesar does to Rome...
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(Germania: *stalks Caesar with a bloody swteak knife*
Caesar: *pulls back curtain* >3> Why are you hiding Rooooo~me? *totally pulls him out from behind the curtain, gropes him in the process*
Rome: ;-; Cuz you're creepy...
Caesar: Hmmm? *gropes harder*
Rome: N-Nothing!
Germania: *whacks Caesar over the head with a pipe* ONLY I CAN GROPE HIM LIKE THAT, YOU SICK SONUVA BITCH!!!!
Rome: D8> *blushes slightly*
Caesar: *goes unconcious*
Germania: *turns to Rome*
Rome: ._. *backs away slowly*
Germania: *rapefaceplz*
Rome: Um... Germania? Are you alright...?
Germania: *glomps* MINE!
Rome: D8> FUCK! NOT AGAIN!
Class: *totally watches*)
(Hey, You think YOU have the polluted mind? I'm the one who came up with it! >3> And the STUFF only happens later in the story... unless... I've written some of the plot out in poems here... [link] )
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(Germania: OH YES AGAIN. Don't deny it; you secretly want what's gonna happen next.
Rome: No...please don't!! I have so much to live for! I wanna live, Goddamnit!! *backs away, accidentally trips over unconsious Caesar*
Germania: *smiles* Now, class. This is how to take advantage of your sexy stalkee when they're in trouble. *jumps on Rome*
Rome: A-ah!! Get off me you sick perv-
Germania: *gasps* Swearing in front of a class full of innocent children!? Tsk, tsk...*attempts to take off shirt*
Rome: H-help me!! Don't just watch- HEY PUT THAT PHONE AWAY! THIS ISN'T FUNNY, STOP TAPING IT!
Class: *O_o*)
(My mind is pretty polluted, believe me!! But it's worth it for yaoi and APH XD Your poems are really, really good! I feel sorry for Russia but now I sorta understand why he's so distant sometimes. Oh, and I finished your story on FanFiction as well! (I'm sorry it took so long TT_TT) I always knew Italy and Germany would be perfect for eachother!!)
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*smiles, puts his arms on those hawt muscley shoulders* Why should it? Every man has his sensitive moments... Being macho shouldn't mean that you can have no emotion... unlike by SOME people I know... I'm not giving names... *blushes* Plus, I like emotional men... nobody likes dating a robot. *giggles ukeishly*
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