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   Info: What happens when Sasuke loses his memory in the Mist Village (only remembers his first name, some jutsus, and his age, nothing elsee) and meets up with Sasori?
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   Sasuke awoke to a loud knock on his door. He stretched and rubbed his head. He groaned and sat up, not liking that he was awoken this early in the morning. He looked at the clock, it was five in the morning. Sasuke growled and decided to ignore the constant knocking. Pulling the blankets and covers over his head, Sasuke closed his eyes and tried to ignore the knocking. He was never a morning person, he was one for the night, not the morning. No, he's not nocturnal, he just didn't like it when he wakes up to the shining fire ball of death in the sky burning into his eyes, aka, the sun. The knocking stopped, and Sasuke smirked in victory. He knew it would stop sooner or later, so he relaxed his posture and closed his eyes. He almost fell asleep, but that when someone ripped the blankets off of him. Sasuke growled, he was only wearing the shorts he was wearing yesterday. He tried to sleep with a shirt on, but it just felt weird. Sasuke opened his eyes and sat up, glaring at Deidara. Deidara stared at Sasuke's chest for a second.
   "What are you staring at, girly?" Sasuke asked. Deidara snapped out of his trance and glared at Sasuke.
   "Who you calling girly, lazy ass!?" Deidara snapped. Sasuke rolled his eyes and got off of the bed, yawning. He grabbed the shirt he was wearing and put it on. Tilting his head a bit, a loud snap came from Sasuke neck joint, making Deidara jump from the sudden loud snap.
   "What the fuck!? That sounded like a tree fucking snapping from being hit by lightening!" Deidara said. Sasuke groaned.
   "Guess i get stiff necked when I fall asleep." Sasuke sighed. He didn't like that, his neck felt like a tree when he woke up, he thought sleeping in would help it a bit. Obviously Deidara wasn't going to allow this.
   "Get your stuff, Sasuke! We're heading out!" Deidara said.
   "Where to, why this early, and don't tell me what to do." he said.
   "To the base, don't ask about that, this early because Dana doesn't like waiting. That answer your questions?" Deidara asked.
   "The ones for you, yes... the ones about me, not so much." Sasuke sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. Deidara frowned, he kind of pitied the kid. But Deidara turned away and started to walk off. Sasuke grabbed his backpack and dashed after him.
   "You're not going to fix your hair?" Deidara asked, slightly shocked by this. He remembered Itachi saying something about Sasuke not going anywhere without his hair being perfect. Sasuke shook his head.
   "No, why would I? It's just bed head." he said calmly, flinging the backpack over his shoulder. Deidara looked at him, then turned and walked off. Sasuke close behind him.
   Ok, my last name is Uchiha, I have an older brother... that's all I know so far. What village am I from, where are my parents, why did I end up in the Mist Village, should I trust Deidara and Sasori, and why the fuck did I lose my memory? Sasuke thought, still upset about not knowing this. He couldn't stand not knowing the reason why he forgot about this stuff. They met Sasori at the entrance. Without a word, Sasori turned and started walking ahead.
   "Good morning to you too, sunshine." Sasuke said sarcastically. Deidara couldn't help but snicker at this when Sasori sent a death glare at him. Sasuke rolled his eyes, not really scared of Sasori. Sasuke's eyes started burning. Getting iritated, he rubbed them. Why the hell were his eyes burning like crazy? It was silent the entire walk. They finally came to some hideout. Sasuke stared at it, for some reason he had a bad feeling about this. Sasuke stopped when a guy with a ton of piercings approached them, he did not look happy.
   "Sasori, Deidara, what is the meaning of this? Why do you have Itachi's little brother with you?" he asked, obviously annoyed. Sasori approached the guy and whispered something to him, Sasuke couldn't hear him, so he decided to ignore it. The man looked back at Sasuke. Sasuke was staring at the mans eyes, the freaked him out.
   What piercing doesn't this guy have? Sasuke thought.
   "...You," the man said to Sasuke, "Come with me."
   The man turned and started to walk away, Deidara pushed Sasuke after the guy, Sasuke followed.
   Sasuke walked behind the pierced man. Sasuke looked around curiously, not daring to walk away. A sudden yell snapped Sasuke out of his trance.
   "PEIN! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY BROTHER!?" a guy yelled angrily. Sasuke looked at the guy who had called him his brother. He had red eyes, a long ponytail, and pale skin. Another thing Sasuke noticed, his nails were painted purple. Sasuke raised an eyebrow when he saw this. Pein didn't look scared.
   "Calm yourself, Itachi. He can't remember anything. What he can remember is very little. Sasori and Deidara found him in the Mist Village. You should be grateful, who knows what could have happened to him." something sparked in Pein's eyes, Sasuke didn't understand what he was amused about. Itachi looked at Sasuke, red eyes turning to black, which freaked Sasuke out even more. Itachi studied Sasuke for a second.
   "...You seriously can't remember anything?" Itachi asked. Sasuke shook his head.
   "Nope. Why? What does it matter to you? I don't even know you!"
   "You didn't know Deidara or Sasori and you went with them." Pein said flatly and left, Sasuke glaring after him. Itachi looked at Sasuke, seeming somewhat upset.
   "...Sasuke, I'm your older brother. Itachi. Do you at least remember me?" he asked, his voice very quiet. Sasuke thought a bit, then he shook his head.
   "Sorry, Itachi, can't remember a thing. I can only remember my age, a few jutsus, and my name." Sasuke explained. Itachi sighed.
   What is he so upset about? Sasuke asked himself. A tall man with blue skin and hair walked up to Itachi. He had shark like teeth and yellow eyes. Sasuke looked at him, he didn't know why, but he wasn't scared of this guy.
   Ok, so I'm freaked out by Pein's eyes, and yet I'm not frightened by this shark dude? What the fuck. Sasuke thought.
   "Who's he?" the shark guy asked.
   "Why do you care, shark bait?" Sasuke snarled. Itachi gave Sasuke a glare.
   "Sasuke, this is Kisame." Itachi explained. Kisame and Sasuke had a glare off. Deidara called over to Sasuke, he obviously wanted to tell him something, Sasuke gladly turned and walked over to Deidara, who was at the end of the hall. Kisame looked at Itachi with a smirk on his face.
   "Your brother is cute." he said, "What do you plan on telling him?"
   "... I don't want him to hate me. I'm telling him what I think is important, everything else he doesn't have to know. Where the fuck is he suppose to go?..." Itachi grumbled. Kisame, knowing how protective Itachi was, couldn't keep his mouth shut.
   "Why don't you ask Pein if he can stay here and work here?" Kisame asked with a smirk.
   "Not a bad idea..." he muttered. Kisame watched as Itachi left to Pein's office. Kisame shook his head.
   "Guy can't understand sarcasm when he hears it." Kisame muttered. He couldn't help but overhearing Deidara's conversation with Sasuke.
   "I see you've met your brother and his partner!"
   "..."
   "His partner, as in his teammate? Jeez kid, what has you lost in thought? Whatever! Come on, I want you to meet the others!"
   "Others?"
   "Konan, Zetsu, Tobi, Hidan, and Kakuzu!"
   Sasuke didn't look like he wanted to go, but he followed Deidara anyways. They passed Kisame, Sasuke taking a glance at Kisame. Kisame looked away, then looked over his shoulder. Sasuke was nothing like his brother. Kisame shook his head, going to the living room. The others were there, Deidara introducing Sasuke to the others. After that, Sasuke had already gotten into an argument. He was arguing with Hidan. Hidan called him a worthless heathen because he was wearing the Wiccan symbol as a necklace. Apparently, the mention of it sparked Sasuke's memory.
   Sasuke's a Wiccan? Kisame thought as he watched them fight. Sasuke was yelling at Hidan, calling him a cunt sucking bitch that can't keep his legs closed for a minute, and Hidan was calling Sasuke a heathen whore. Sasuke's vocabulary was larger than Kisame expected. Sasuke was yelling at Hidan with everything Hidan yelled at him. Kisame hated to admit it, but Sasuke might as well be the comeback king.
   "Knock it off, Hidan. What the kid has for a religion is his own choice." Konan said, obviously annoyed with the arguing.
   "SHUT THE FUCK UP, KONAN!" Hidan yelled.
   "What did you just say?" Konan asked, standing up and glaring at Hidan.
   "You going deaf?" he snarled.
   "Take your own advice, Konan." Kakuzu said with a snarl.
   "Aw, what's wrong, Kaku? Afraid I'd hurt your uke?" Konan snapped. Sasuke laughed. Kisame was shsocked to see an Uchiha, that wasn't Tobi, laugh. Kakuzu snarled angrily. Hidan glared at Sasuke.
   "Go to hell." Sasuke yawned. He was getting bored with this.
   Did he just start the argument because he was bored? Kisame thought, noticing the kid yawning. Itachi walked in, just as Hidan was about to retaliate.
   "WHAT do you think you're doing to my brother, Hidan?" he snarled. Hidan mumbled something and backed up.
   "Jackass." he snapped at Sasuke.
   "Slutty, good for nothing, Masochist." Sasuke snapped back. Konan snickered at this.
   "Sasuke, come with me, Pein wants test you." Itachi said, without giving him time to ask or say anything, he turned nad walked off. Sasuke muttered something about a stuck up prick ass and followed him.
   "Where did you find him, again?"  Zetsu asked.
   "He had his memory gone when me and Sasori found him, I SWEAR!" Deidara said.

Description
I do not own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden
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   Info: What happens when Sasuke loses his memory in the Mist Village (only remembers his first name, some jutsus, and his age, nothing elsee) and meets up with Sasori?
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   Sasuke awoke to a loud knock on his door. He stretched and rubbed his head. He groaned and sat up, not liking that he was awoken this early in the morning. He looked at the clock, it was five in the morning. Sasuke growled and decided to ignore the constant knocking. Pulling the blankets and covers over his head, Sasuke closed his eyes and tried to ignore the knocking. He was never a morning person, he was one for the night, not the morning. No, he's not nocturnal, he just didn't like it when he wakes up to the shining fire ball of death in the sky burning into his eyes, aka, the sun. The knocking stopped, and Sasuke smirked in victory. He knew it would stop sooner or later, so he relaxed his posture and closed his eyes. He almost fell asleep, but that when someone ripped the blankets off of him. Sasuke growled, he was only wearing the shorts he was wearing yesterday. He tried to sleep with a shirt on, but it just felt weird. Sasuke opened his eyes and sat up, glaring at Deidara. Deidara stared at Sasuke's chest for a second.
   "What are you staring at, girly?" Sasuke asked. Deidara snapped out of his trance and glared at Sasuke.
   "Who you calling girly, lazy ass!?" Deidara snapped. Sasuke rolled his eyes and got off of the bed, yawning. He grabbed the shirt he was wearing and put it on. Tilting his head a bit, a loud snap came from Sasuke neck joint, making Deidara jump from the sudden loud snap.
   "What the fuck!? That sounded like a tree fucking snapping from being hit by lightening!" Deidara said. Sasuke groaned.
   "Guess i get stiff necked when I fall asleep." Sasuke sighed. He didn't like that, his neck felt like a tree when he woke up, he thought sleeping in would help it a bit. Obviously Deidara wasn't going to allow this.
   "Get your stuff, Sasuke! We're heading out!" Deidara said.
   "Where to, why this early, and don't tell me what to do." he said.
   "To the base, don't ask about that, this early because Dana doesn't like waiting. That answer your questions?" Deidara asked.
   "The ones for you, yes... the ones about me, not so much." Sasuke sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. Deidara frowned, he kind of pitied the kid. But Deidara turned away and started to walk off. Sasuke grabbed his backpack and dashed after him.
   "You're not going to fix your hair?" Deidara asked, slightly shocked by this. He remembered Itachi saying something about Sasuke not going anywhere without his hair being perfect. Sasuke shook his head.
   "No, why would I? It's just bed head." he said calmly, flinging the backpack over his shoulder. Deidara looked at him, then turned and walked off. Sasuke close behind him.
   Ok, my last name is Uchiha, I have an older brother... that's all I know so far. What village am I from, where are my parents, why did I end up in the Mist Village, should I trust Deidara and Sasori, and why the fuck did I lose my memory? Sasuke thought, still upset about not knowing this. He couldn't stand not knowing the reason why he forgot about this stuff. They met Sasori at the entrance. Without a word, Sasori turned and started walking ahead.
   "Good morning to you too, sunshine." Sasuke said sarcastically. Deidara couldn't help but snicker at this when Sasori sent a death glare at him. Sasuke rolled his eyes, not really scared of Sasori. Sasuke's eyes started burning. Getting iritated, he rubbed them. Why the hell were his eyes burning like crazy? It was silent the entire walk. They finally came to some hideout. Sasuke stared at it, for some reason he had a bad feeling about this. Sasuke stopped when a guy with a ton of piercings approached them, he did not look happy.
   "Sasori, Deidara, what is the meaning of this? Why do you have Itachi's little brother with you?" he asked, obviously annoyed. Sasori approached the guy and whispered something to him, Sasuke couldn't hear him, so he decided to ignore it. The man looked back at Sasuke. Sasuke was staring at the mans eyes, the freaked him out.
   What piercing doesn't this guy have? Sasuke thought.
   "...You," the man said to Sasuke, "Come with me."
   The man turned and started to walk away, Deidara pushed Sasuke after the guy, Sasuke followed.
   Sasuke walked behind the pierced man. Sasuke looked around curiously, not daring to walk away. A sudden yell snapped Sasuke out of his trance.
   "PEIN! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY BROTHER!?" a guy yelled angrily. Sasuke looked at the guy who had called him his brother. He had red eyes, a long ponytail, and pale skin. Another thing Sasuke noticed, his nails were painted purple. Sasuke raised an eyebrow when he saw this. Pein didn't look scared.
   "Calm yourself, Itachi. He can't remember anything. What he can remember is very little. Sasori and Deidara found him in the Mist Village. You should be grateful, who knows what could have happened to him." something sparked in Pein's eyes, Sasuke didn't understand what he was amused about. Itachi looked at Sasuke, red eyes turning to black, which freaked Sasuke out even more. Itachi studied Sasuke for a second.
   "...You seriously can't remember anything?" Itachi asked. Sasuke shook his head.
   "Nope. Why? What does it matter to you? I don't even know you!"
   "You didn't know Deidara or Sasori and you went with them." Pein said flatly and left, Sasuke glaring after him. Itachi looked at Sasuke, seeming somewhat upset.
   "...Sasuke, I'm your older brother. Itachi. Do you at least remember me?" he asked, his voice very quiet. Sasuke thought a bit, then he shook his head.
   "Sorry, Itachi, can't remember a thing. I can only remember my age, a few jutsus, and my name." Sasuke explained. Itachi sighed.
   What is he so upset about? Sasuke asked himself. A tall man with blue skin and hair walked up to Itachi. He had shark like teeth and yellow eyes. Sasuke looked at him, he didn't know why, but he wasn't scared of this guy.
   Ok, so I'm freaked out by Pein's eyes, and yet I'm not frightened by this shark dude? What the fuck. Sasuke thought.
   "Who's he?" the shark guy asked.
   "Why do you care, shark bait?" Sasuke snarled. Itachi gave Sasuke a glare.
   "Sasuke, this is Kisame." Itachi explained. Kisame and Sasuke had a glare off. Deidara called over to Sasuke, he obviously wanted to tell him something, Sasuke gladly turned and walked over to Deidara, who was at the end of the hall. Kisame looked at Itachi with a smirk on his face.
   "Your brother is cute." he said, "What do you plan on telling him?"
   "... I don't want him to hate me. I'm telling him what I think is important, everything else he doesn't have to know. Where the fuck is he suppose to go?..." Itachi grumbled. Kisame, knowing how protective Itachi was, couldn't keep his mouth shut.
   "Why don't you ask Pein if he can stay here and work here?" Kisame asked with a smirk.
   "Not a bad idea..." he muttered. Kisame watched as Itachi left to Pein's office. Kisame shook his head.
   "Guy can't understand sarcasm when he hears it." Kisame muttered. He couldn't help but overhearing Deidara's conversation with Sasuke.
   "I see you've met your brother and his partner!"
   "..."
   "His partner, as in his teammate? Jeez kid, what has you lost in thought? Whatever! Come on, I want you to meet the others!"
   "Others?"
   "Konan, Zetsu, Tobi, Hidan, and Kakuzu!"
   Sasuke didn't look like he wanted to go, but he followed Deidara anyways. They passed Kisame, Sasuke taking a glance at Kisame. Kisame looked away, then looked over his shoulder. Sasuke was nothing like his brother. Kisame shook his head, going to the living room. The others were there, Deidara introducing Sasuke to the others. After that, Sasuke had already gotten into an argument. He was arguing with Hidan. Hidan called him a worthless heathen because he was wearing the Wiccan symbol as a necklace. Apparently, the mention of it sparked Sasuke's memory.
   Sasuke's a Wiccan? Kisame thought as he watched them fight. Sasuke was yelling at Hidan, calling him a cunt sucking bitch that can't keep his legs closed for a minute, and Hidan was calling Sasuke a heathen whore. Sasuke's vocabulary was larger than Kisame expected. Sasuke was yelling at Hidan with everything Hidan yelled at him. Kisame hated to admit it, but Sasuke might as well be the comeback king.
   "Knock it off, Hidan. What the kid has for a religion is his own choice." Konan said, obviously annoyed with the arguing.
   "SHUT THE FUCK UP, KONAN!" Hidan yelled.
   "What did you just say?" Konan asked, standing up and glaring at Hidan.
   "You going deaf?" he snarled.
   "Take your own advice, Konan." Kakuzu said with a snarl.
   "Aw, what's wrong, Kaku? Afraid I'd hurt your uke?" Konan snapped. Sasuke laughed. Kisame was shsocked to see an Uchiha, that wasn't Tobi, laugh. Kakuzu snarled angrily. Hidan glared at Sasuke.
   "Go to hell." Sasuke yawned. He was getting bored with this.
   Did he just start the argument because he was bored? Kisame thought, noticing the kid yawning. Itachi walked in, just as Hidan was about to retaliate.
   "WHAT do you think you're doing to my brother, Hidan?" he snarled. Hidan mumbled something and backed up.
   "Jackass." he snapped at Sasuke.
   "Slutty, good for nothing, Masochist." Sasuke snapped back. Konan snickered at this.
   "Sasuke, come with me, Pein wants test you." Itachi said, without giving him time to ask or say anything, he turned nad walked off. Sasuke muttered something about a stuck up prick ass and followed him.
   "Where did you find him, again?"  Zetsu asked.
   "He had his memory gone when me and Sasori found him, I SWEAR!" Deidara said.