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cronobreaker — Cronos Guide to...Children
Published: 2005-08-04 23:37:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 7317; Favourites: 104; Downloads: 1314
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Thanks for this guide.
I used to push 30 but am getting to old for that.
Funny but useful guide.
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this shall be useful in case something unwanted comes by lol so what if the baby is just eating normal white school glue? is that ok? i mean is not super glue =O
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sorry.... but i want to know which program do you use to do this things...??? and do you do them on the computer.. or do you scan them?
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All my pics are done by hand to begin with, then scanned in and placed into Illustrator where I trace over them to turn them into vector art
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This might come in handy in the future thanks! especially the monkey one. I will never make that mistake... again o_O
i love your style
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Yes again. And I would rather we not speak of it
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Oh this is just wonderful!! 
I have a question, though! Is it okay if I trade the baby to a pack of raging monkeys for TWO dollars?
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Hahah! two dollars would be just fine!
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Yep, all a modern parent needs. By god I love your style, man
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hey! At least the superglue keeps baby from FALLING OFF the neighbour's dog...You did good!
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What an adorably-done pic
Your art-style is wonderful and you've obviously got a wicked sense of humour. Keep up the great work!
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hilarious dude... i love it! It needs to be a print, and then I can give it to all my friends with kids...
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The face of the baby eating glue is priceless... Gotta leave, my microwave made some funny noise.
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Aw jeeee~
*Takes baby out of the micro*
And I thought I've found a quick and easy way to dry the baby after the bath.
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bwahahahahahahaha!!!! nad i repeat, bwahahahahahaha!!! i love babies tho, their cute, but when they turn 3 to "who knows when", they aint so cute...
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"Do not put the baby in the microwave on high for 30 seconds."
Why not?
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I think one day he might want to go on and father children
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Really glad you like it, I always love to know I've made somebody happy
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OMG your stuff always make me laugh ^_____^ your one of the coolest ^o^ great job dude your art ispirers me every time i see it
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Lessons all parents should learn... Or they'll have some really fucked up children. Common sense is dying these days. Specially with that "Cherry Flavored Super Glue"
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hahah!....mmmmm...Cherry flavored super glue!
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I heard it was on sale! o:
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ahh good tips! was close to breaking some of them, but thatnks to you, i shall never hurt a baby!!
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And Tequila is spelt wrong too!! Oh no! What have I done! What have I done! *the world enters a dark vortex and implodes*
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*Boojamon survives, along with Cronobreaker's art work- Boojamon attempts to sell artwork to self... self does not want to sell- Boojamon cries- sells own artwork*
No moral to that story whatsoever!
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I was unaware that Nazis couldn't spell.
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Or so I'm told. Hence "Aadowf 'itla"
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You just contradicted yourself.
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Ah...but........................................
How dare you!
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Why I aughta...
*quotes from somewhere fantastic and argument-winning*
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What? Don't make me bandaid you.
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