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Description
In his free time he enjoys cooking or wrestling polar bears.

You cannot stand up to his manliness!!

He defeats dinosaurs with his weapon of choice, his trusty ladle, with the help of his doberman crossbow, firing the stray doberman out with a laser jetpack attached to its back! Kudos on my friend for that weapon!

His boots and massive pectorals and abs and biceps and triceps and lats spell out sheer terror for his enemies and admirers! The eyepatch protects the casual viewer from harm of his laser super eye! The tattoo on his shoulder is embedded with the blood of his enemies and spells out Canadia! But he would never be this way without his trusty feline sidekick, Mouse.

Thunder rumbles as a volcano erupts! AgentJR's vehicle of choice, a flying firetruck , hurries to put it out! Rearing Octocorn! I am reminded of why I don't go onto virtual pet websites anymore for all my pets eventually starve as I lose interest!

Goddammit why do I use fine point ballpoint pens for such madness?! This took so long! SO. LONG.

Inspired by the eighties.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGENTJR.

Description
In his free time he enjoys cooking or wrestling polar bears.

You cannot stand up to his manliness!!

He defeats dinosaurs with his weapon of choice, his trusty ladle, with the help of his doberman crossbow, firing the stray doberman out with a laser jetpack attached to its back! Kudos on my friend for that weapon!

His boots and massive pectorals and abs and biceps and triceps and lats spell out sheer terror for his enemies and admirers! The eyepatch protects the casual viewer from harm of his laser super eye! The tattoo on his shoulder is embedded with the blood of his enemies and spells out Canadia! But he would never be this way without his trusty feline sidekick, Mouse.

Thunder rumbles as a volcano erupts! AgentJR's vehicle of choice, a flying firetruck , hurries to put it out! Rearing Octocorn! I am reminded of why I don't go onto virtual pet websites anymore for all my pets eventually starve as I lose interest!

Goddammit why do I use fine point ballpoint pens for such madness?! This took so long! SO. LONG.

Inspired by the eighties.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGENTJR.